Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Watching E! Channel
Yesterday's pre-Oscar crap
How lame can I be??
Haiku # 8098, March 26, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Nan of NJ
russell won Oscar
made my heart leap with joy, Yay!
Gladiator rules!
Haiku # 8097, March 26, 2001 9:50 am ET
by hola of in the office. damn.
it is now monday
another week in hell, then
still more weeks of hell
Haiku # 8096, March 26, 2001 9:31 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
This weekend I had
imagined some good haiku
now they're forgotten
Haiku # 8095, March 26, 2001 9:17 am ET
by Saint
First five syllables
Seven syllables follow
Then five syllables
Haiku # 8094, March 26, 2001 8:59 am ET
by Solace of MI
hidden under chair
crouching to pick up remote
zapping the ads

O oscar oscar
why's it take so bloody long
to play bob dylan?
Haiku # 8093, March 26, 2001 8:24 am ET
by mellie
Crap. It's snowing. Crap.
It's better that it's snowing
than "It's snowing crap!"
Haiku # 8092, March 26, 2001 7:22 am ET
by Nan of NJ
silence on the site
a really big hiatus
it's a bit spooky
Haiku # 8091, March 26, 2001 6:30 am ET
by ash
i didn't mean to
how can it say "no haiku" ?
automatism
Haiku # 8090, March 25, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 8089, March 25, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by ashfingers intertwined
eBay? Down AGAIN??
I guess I'll have to haiku.
Nothing to bid on.
Haiku # 8088, March 25, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
mick jagger is old
rock and roll will never die
crosby's new liver.
Haiku # 8087, March 25, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by wink of san diego
my poor bandaged knees
sore from glancing banjo spanks
aimed by the vicar's niece

"hardly my fault" child
poor cold kitty dead at rest
head under molten tyres
Haiku # 8086, March 25, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by killerchinchillas of uk
ebbtide uncovers
dark reed hips thrusting upward
countless golden wands
Haiku # 8085, March 25, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
dead dog in the road
pale sunlight refracts off blood
the whiskers glisten
Haiku # 8084, March 25, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
As I lay down here
I finally fell asleep
I love midnite shift
Haiku # 8083, March 25, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Robertino Mussatarino of Canadski
As I lay down here
I cannot yet fall asleep
I hate midnite shift
Haiku # 8082, March 25, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Roberto Mussato of Canadski
Lo, I fed a goat
today with a kid's bottle.
No pun intended.
Haiku # 8081, March 25, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Holland of East Los
Ah, this is heaven --
Power Puff Girls for hours.
Marathon means "nap".
Haiku # 8080, March 25, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
With serenity
I rummage through the attic
Quest for the good stuff
Haiku # 8079, March 25, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
i wait, breath bated
for copious verse from the
haiku collective
Haiku # 8078, March 25, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Stang mk.1
phone calls to avoid
"Have I got a plan for you"!
love caller ID.
Haiku # 8077, March 25, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by wink of san diego
yawn-tired of porn
click over to bad haiku
great! no poopy talk
Haiku # 8076, March 25, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Sister Flo
sex, politics and
religion... the most vital
things to see, avoid
Haiku # 8075, March 25, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie of submission/domination
What is a guy to do when he has no one to give him peace...oops ...piece?
Haiku # 8074, March 25, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Georgie Porgie
Of course Saint should have
received more than his blessing.
Holy Ghost! she missed
Haiku # 8073, March 25, 2001 9:17 am ET
by mellie
Priest saying masses
Saint congregating kneeling
receiving his blessing
Haiku # 8072, March 25, 2001 9:12 am ET
by mellie, from the sacristry, polishing sacred vessels
weekend badhaiku
is so eerily silent
look out on Monday
Haiku # 8071, March 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by mellie
Awake at new dawn
stepped in pile of fresh dog crap
off to wash my heel.
Haiku # 8070, March 25, 2001 7:23 am ET
by Nan of NJ
It's not funny at all
You should go back to high school
Undies up my ass crack
Haiku # 8069, March 25, 2001 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hanging in the dark
sitting in the paperbark
growling at the cat

dazed by the torchlight
scurrying up thin branches
grey brushtailed possum
Haiku # 8068, March 25, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ash
Peter Peter,
a pumpkin eater
and thats fine by me
Haiku # 8067, March 25, 2001 6:13 am ET
by dcell
badhaiku.com
much wisdom can be found here
but not too much taste
Haiku # 8066, March 25, 2001 6:12 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
nothing new for hours
the west coast finally sleeps
viva rotation !
Haiku # 8065, March 25, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
head way up my assis it mine or yours todayass way up my head
Haiku # 8064, March 24, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by jegriffith
wife is mad at me
watson and holmes can not find
the flaws she can see
Haiku # 8063, March 24, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by wink
George W. Bush
A corporation's wet dream
the best they can buy
Haiku # 8062, March 24, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by michael winkelman of san diego
bullshit vert
admit it you
are just a prick
Haiku # 8061, March 24, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my neighbors all suck
is it so hard to think right
keep your cats inside
Haiku # 8060, March 24, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Sister Flo
In a one dicked world,
the man with two dicks is king.
Yes, I am that man!
Haiku # 8059, March 24, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Vert
schoolofass.com
funny stuff for me and you
sorry, no minors
Haiku # 8058, March 24, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by dink of www.schoolofass.com
hot electric coils
transfer energy to bread
yielding Elwood's lunch
Haiku # 8057, March 24, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by dink
Queers, queers, queers. Ewwwwwwww!
I'd much rather drink a beer
Than be a queer.
Now, there's something new.
Haiku # 8056, March 24, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Frank
Lightly falling snow
Now get 700 hours
Free AOL Platinum
Haiku # 8055, March 24, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by elucidus
no character, an
agenda: unretentive
anomie, retrorm.
Haiku # 8054, March 24, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by boo
It is good to read
But from bottom up is best
Do this and you will see
I do not jest.
Haiku # 8053, March 24, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Frank
I've been thinking, Maybe
We should eat a bee
Then everyone will be happy!
Haiku # 8052, March 24, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Frank
To be or not to be?
Bah! I say just be and let be
And everyone will agree.
Haiku # 8051, March 24, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Frank
No Haiku Submitted
seems like cheating to this gal.
Bad haiku is art.
Haiku # 8050, March 24, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Nan of NJ
Haiku # 8049, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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