First five syllables
Seven syllables follow
Then five syllables
by Solace of MI
hidden under chair
crouching to pick up remote
zapping the ads
O oscar oscar
why's it take so bloody long
to play bob dylan?
by mellie
Crap. It's snowing. Crap.
It's better that it's snowing
than "It's snowing crap!"
by Nan of NJ
silence on the site
a really big hiatus
it's a bit spooky
by ash
i didn't mean to
how can it say "no haiku" ?
automatism
by ash
by ashfingers intertwined
eBay? Down AGAIN??
I guess I'll have to haiku.
Nothing to bid on.
by Nan of NJ
mick jagger is old
rock and roll will never die
crosby's new liver.
by wink of san diego
my poor bandaged knees
sore from glancing banjo spanks
aimed by the vicar's niece
"hardly my fault" child
poor cold kitty dead at rest
head under molten tyres
by killerchinchillas of uk
ebbtide uncovers
dark reed hips thrusting upward
countless golden wands
by mount madonna mama
dead dog in the road
pale sunlight refracts off blood
the whiskers glisten
by mount madonna mama
As I lay down here
I finally fell asleep
I love midnite shift
by Robertino Mussatarino of Canadski
As I lay down here
I cannot yet fall asleep
I hate midnite shift
by Roberto Mussato of Canadski
Lo, I fed a goat
today with a kid's bottle.
No pun intended.
by Holland of East Los
Ah, this is heaven --
Power Puff Girls for hours.
Marathon means "nap".
by Nan of NJ
With serenity
I rummage through the attic
Quest for the good stuff
by Janis of Toronto
i wait, breath bated
for copious verse from the
haiku collective
by Stang mk.1
phone calls to avoid
"Have I got a plan for you"!
love caller ID.
by wink of san diego
yawn-tired of porn
click over to bad haiku
great! no poopy talk
by Sister Flo
sex, politics and
religion... the most vital
things to see, avoid
by Moxie of submission/domination
What is a guy to do when he has no one to give him peace...oops ...piece?
by Georgie Porgie
Of course Saint should have
received more than his blessing.
Holy Ghost! she missed
by mellie
Priest saying masses
Saint congregating kneeling
receiving his blessing
by mellie, from the sacristry, polishing sacred vessels
weekend badhaiku
is so eerily silent
look out on Monday
by mellie
Awake at new dawn
stepped in pile of fresh dog crap
off to wash my heel.
by Nan of NJ
It's not funny at all
You should go back to high school
Undies up my ass crack
by Anonymous Poet
hanging in the dark
sitting in the paperbark
growling at the cat
dazed by the torchlight
scurrying up thin branches
grey brushtailed possum
by ash
Peter Peter,
a pumpkin eater
and thats fine by me
by dcell
badhaiku.com
much wisdom can be found here
but not too much taste
by fingerfood of singapore
nothing new for hours
the west coast finally sleeps
viva rotation !
by ash
head way up my assis it mine or yours todayass way up my head
by jegriffith
wife is mad at me
watson and holmes can not find
the flaws she can see
by wink
George W. Bush
A corporation's wet dream
the best they can buy
by michael winkelman of san diego
bullshit vert
admit it you
are just a prick
by Anonymous Poet
my neighbors all suck
is it so hard to think right
keep your cats inside
by Sister Flo
In a one dicked world,
the man with two dicks is king.
Yes, I am that man!
by Vert
schoolofass.com
funny stuff for me and you
sorry, no minors
by dink of www.schoolofass.com
hot electric coils
transfer energy to bread
yielding Elwood's lunch
by dink
Queers, queers, queers. Ewwwwwwww!
I'd much rather drink a beer
Than be a queer.
Now, there's something new.
by Frank
Lightly falling snow
Now get 700 hours
Free AOL Platinum
by elucidus
no character, an
agenda: unretentive
anomie, retrorm.
by boo
It is good to read
But from bottom up is best
Do this and you will see
I do not jest.
by Frank
I've been thinking, Maybe
We should eat a bee
Then everyone will be happy!
by Frank
To be or not to be?
Bah! I say just be and let be
And everyone will agree.
by Frank
No Haiku Submitted
seems like cheating to this gal.
Bad haiku is art.
by Nan of NJ
