in and around the
lake, mountains come out of the
sky and they stand there
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Yes, the band that did
owner of a lonely heart
yes, their name is yes
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
A grumble in my throat
lips curl, I spit, my plegm smacks
loudly on your face
by Saint
A good friend would call
sooner but a great friend like
you always forgives
by John of Austin
suddenly i know
that "down the hall from hola"
is a haiku line
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
meteoric shit
flying free from Uranus
inbound flaming poo
by Drophammer
Mellie - look at my name
there is my e-mail address
I do not have yours
by Saint - edfred@voyager.net
makes you wonder boys
why times they are a'changing
but sure, things have changed
by mellie, you are so cool. congrats Bob Dylan
fucked up by hickups
they're chronic doc, make them stop.
feeling (HIC) helpless
by mellie
HICkups aplenty
How can they be cured doctor?
Tell me there's a cure.
by mellie
smelly nelly poked inside her belly
and found some goey mess
this made her sick cause she smelt it
and today smelly nelly takes bathsss
by sj
lazy afternoon
not too much cause for complaint
they could pay me more
by ash
soft drizzle drizzling
harsh glare humidity gone
it is overcool
by mellie
eleven pieces
of Kentucky Fried Chicken
and gravy and rolls
by Mr Horse of Horstralia
back to the chat room.
will I be tickle teased to
sublime sexuals...?
or be raunch-sacked by
the say, "fuck!" and feel had guy;
and their "yuck" like ilk!
by Miss Everything
what are you saying?
what are you trying to say?
anyway at all?
by Miss Everything
a crazy monkey
wearing nazi uniform
drives a plastic jeep
by Betty LeBomb
stretched out in the sun
relaxed recumbent rodent
whiskers glistening
by ash
see man performing
wasting precious ... um, moments
so unbecoming
you should have found me;
mounted up in your leather.
why won't you listen?
by mellie, waste not want not, Saint
doodoo fixation
heredity? environment?
mom? dad? who can say
by Sister Flo
I drink
Therefore I am
by Mr Marballs
the bag is empty
the crowd begins to drift off
he is alone now
by mount madonna mama
smoothing an eyebrow
she glances back at her heel
at the new scuff mark
by mount madonna mama
cargo hold echos
dank air tastes of rust and salt
soon the men will come
by mount madonna mama
loose hubcap rattles
back window doesn't shut right
the heater's broken
ah but the chrome shines
and the v-8 still kicks ass
got nothing to lose
by mount modonna mama
loose hubcap rattles
back window doesn't shut right
the heater's broken
ah but the chrome shines
and the v-8 still kicks ass
got nothing to lose
by mount modonna mama
ocean state job lot
endless rows of hearts of palm
dusty chocolate hearts
by mount madonna mama
new leaves did not come
to the dogwood tree this spring
bare limbs scrape the earth
by mount madonna mama
acrid filter smoke
illuminated briefly
by passing headlights
by mount madonna mama
nicotine stained
fingernails like a woman
tremulous sickly
by mount madonna mama
slippery snot hawkers
waiting for their luck to change
pose at the bus stop
by mount madonna mama
workwhistle blows now
it tells me, "go quaff some beer!"
belly smiles, waiting
by mondongo of uranus
Everybody run
Grog has returned with Haiku
That is very, very bad!
Though annoying is won
by the Haiku Collective
Can't stand his format.
by Grog of Seattle
Implaiku
Insider pizza
(?)
Oh God, it hurts, it ---
by Haiku Collective
Implaiku
Fingers wedged in tight
(?)
Wendell, fetch my hose!
by Haiku Collective
Insider Pizza
Wretched cheese on my inside
Struggles to get out
Duct tape covered crotch
You didn't say it was all
Allegorical
by Haiku Collective
You don't need those now
Crushed and steaming testicles
Time for your porridge
Seven minute itch
Uncle Hubert touches me
Bring me the bucket
by Haiku Collective
Open your colon
Now knead it, knead it, Harvey!
Shut your cakehole, NOW!
Eunice, strap it on.
(God has blessed us with six feet)
Sweet mother of Christ!
by Haiku Collective
Something is wrong now
Help! I cannot hold it is
Poop in my backpack
The tornado came
And knocked the outhose over
So, poop on the wall
by Haiku Collective
Gross chunks in my mouth
Gagging, retching, throwing up
I hate all new foods
Half asleep, I fart
Lying too close to the fire
The undies are toast
by Haiku Collective
Goodbye fish and chips
Overwhelmed by ejecta
My steaming pile
fried fish around me
drunk off my ass thrusting fish
into pants: cod piece
by Haiku Collective
off to a meeting
my soul is tortured again
maybe they'll serve snacks
by freakshow of Austin, Tx
Once you were swimming
I eat fishy, spew fishy
Now you are swimming
Jumbo fish and chips
Seven shots of tequilla
Time for fish 'n chunks
by Haiku Collective
Are you standing still?
Brace yourself against the post
Evacuation.
Little Swiss Miss
Put me in your chocolate O
Ovaltine love child.
by Haiku Collective
Quantum expansion
The Zulu quark gives me the
Quantum ejection
Poke the rubber nun
Communing with Nature Boy
Inspires bigtime fear
by Haiku Collective
hot waitress at lunch
ass rolling as she walks by
I am still crying
beautiful women
will never give me a chance
i will die alone
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
tied down by children
they get out the whips, the chains,
the candle wax: ouch!
by MzConGenitalia of lilliput
Every time I pinch
a loaf, I lose 3 plus pounds.
Soon I won't exist.
by Nan of NJ
Without a woman
thought of mel when showering
AH! sperm everywhere.
(Oh my did I say that out loud?)
by Saint
