How much Haiku can
people shovel out of shit?
That's where I get mine :)

soft knock on the door
at last! -- eyes widen, then a smile
your breath matches mine

your arrival gift
chocolate covered cherry
all night to enjoy

Life on Tatooine
Moisture vaporator hell
Just one more season

Man that is just gross
You laugh at my tender bum
MAY YOU MUD FAUCET

spoonfeed the burn hole
stuff it with beans, they drip out
shorten the journey

Truth in these moments
I had refried beans for lunch
My poor misused hole

Priest action figure
New in stores, excessively
gay drink included.

Sean had to do it
But somebody already
Set up us the bomb...

I poke at Saint and
Solace, leaving myself wide
Open to their flames

Hello gentlemen!
All your base are belong to us!
I had to do it.....

Now in toy stores! New!
The Solace action figure
With pink ballet shoes!

insipid cold verse
soothing the imbecile and
poking out his eyes

dance the lambada
with my pants full of veggies
until my cuke pops

Tarot cards or no
you will not be bludgeoned by
a blue-assed monkey

Pansy piss bucket
He drives the car pool today
We're going to hell

i like a big ass,
shaking, turning to and fro
Come sit on my face.

I know who flung poo
The man with the stinky hands
He has a firm grip

sango likes the goo
but the goo slot is congealed
into the cheese slot

drip, drip, drip, all night.
It keeps me up tonight, not
the faucet; my ass

inside the goo slot
Paulo's pounding pud plunged pink
skin slick with sex slime

Phlegm, if said right,
Should be two strong syllables
instead of just one.

get the great new toy
a Saint action figure with
whack action button

golly! i hope that
wasn't aimed at me because
it is still coming

they say that shaft is
a bad mutha, shut yo mouth
i'm talkin bout shaft

a complicated
man, no one understands
him but his woman

color copier:
noun: fantastic piece of shit
we'd like to destroy

in and around the
lake, mountains come out of the
sky and they stand there

Yes, the band that did
owner of a lonely heart
yes, their name is yes

A grumble in my throat
lips curl, I spit, my plegm smacks
loudly on your face

A good friend would call
sooner but a great friend like
you always forgives

suddenly i know
that "down the hall from hola"
is a haiku line

meteoric shit
flying free from Uranus
inbound flaming poo

Mellie - look at my name
there is my e-mail address
I do not have yours

makes you wonder boys
why times they are a'changing
but sure, things have changed

fucked up by hickups
they're chronic doc, make them stop.
feeling (HIC) helpless

HICkups aplenty
How can they be cured doctor?
Tell me there's a cure.

smelly nelly poked inside her belly
and found some goey mess
this made her sick cause she smelt it
and today smelly nelly takes bathsss

lazy afternoon
not too much cause for complaint
they could pay me more

soft drizzle drizzling
harsh glare humidity gone
it is overcool

eleven pieces
of Kentucky Fried Chicken
and gravy and rolls

back to the chat room.
will I be tickle teased to
sublime sexuals...?

or be raunch-sacked by
the say, "fuck!" and feel had guy;
and their "yuck" like ilk!

what are you saying?
what are you trying to say?
anyway at all?

a crazy monkey
wearing nazi uniform
drives a plastic jeep

stretched out in the sun
relaxed recumbent rodent
whiskers glistening

see man performing
wasting precious ... um, moments
so unbecoming

you should have found me;
mounted up in your leather.
why won't you listen?

doodoo fixation
heredity? environment?
mom? dad? who can say

I drink
Therefore I am

the bag is empty
the crowd begins to drift off
he is alone now

smoothing an eyebrow
she glances back at her heel
at the new scuff mark