The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.
by ferret70 of chicago
The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.
by ferret70 of chicago
Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.
by Drophammer
"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."
by ferret70 of chicago
snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?
by ferret70 of chicago
I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.
by Saint
BattlePuppy Brand
Anal grinders and throat hoagies
You can't eat just one.
by Priest
Priest action figure
Pull the string to hear "Oh shit,
Where are you taking me?"
by Priest
New from Tyco toys,
BattlePuppy and the gang
Never far from dogs!
I got too far? I go too far.
by Preist
Drophammer figure
Now says, "Billy, drop my shorts
and scrub me up good."
by Priest
Solace toy figure
New, authentic stanky taint
for those frantic shits.
by Priest
Saint action figure
New! "Detachable Morals
Sold separately."
by Priest
Mr. Cosby Says
"There's always room for Jell-o."
Well he's a fat bitch!
by Rant
I eat cheerios.
But I avoid apple jacks.
Little pink assholes.
by animal lover
If gran has a cock
grandpa has a ... wait, wait ...a ...
PUSSY! Let me see!!!
by Windsong
This little piggy
went to the market, this one
stayed home... aw fuck it!
by Rant of Near East
Please dont make me go!
Each time it hurts even more.
Grandma has a cock!
by Vert
Drophammer action
figure - with removable
testicles and spine.
Also packaged with
dog collar, and decision
making companion.
by Saint
Strange morning greeting
Words without any real meaning
Life without a purpose
by Grog of Seattle
i love my dog too
he does not scratch like my cat
but his eyes bug out
by animal lover
Drophammer, you should
play Contra again. I know
that I was correct!
by (B) of CoMo
a detonation
of defecation splatters
my shoes... gotta change
by Drophammer
hey mr. up up
you forgot the last "b, a"
to get 30 men
by the fourth way (to b) of seattle
or perhaps i am
thinking of those Akari
warriors? ah, games
by the fourth way of seattle
I love to eat meat
Sometimes I just lick on it
other times I lap
by JJ-X of NY
but CONTRAry to
popular belief, their skin
was not those colors
by the fourth way of seattle
Up down up down up?
in-out holds my interest
especially FAST.
by Windsong
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left,
Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select,
Start. Yeah, Thirty Men!
by (B) of Columbia
I do love my cat
But she scratches me badly
must have her declawed
by animal lover
I am loving this page
So funny i laugh to tears
think of wife then sad
by Anonymous Poet
fell, eh? she.. oh! went
down so hard. thought she had choked,
twas only a gag
her fellas she tricks
makes them go right off their heads....
can't contain themselves ......
(ok it is offbeat maybe even out of whack)
by mel,oh come on now, I know it is bad!
Move right then move left
leather chair won't make another
rich rude sound again
by just bean
dark brown stain in back
faint yellow stain the front
wash boxers tonight
by slovenone
I nearly died, i
escaped the vaccuum of
big fat nostrils
by Anonymous Poet
i like beer alot
it makes me glad when i'm not
except when it's hot
by Beer Bitch
I like beer alot.
It makes me glad when I'm not
Except when it's hot.
by Drunk Girl
sorry can't help it
haiku has a sleeper hold
send this bad verse? yup
by cathode inspired of australia
reaching for the sky
unrepentent canopy
soon so much woodchip
by ash
light jazz bitch at work
her large ass is leaving soon
crank up ministry
by bruce
good one rant! ketchup
haiku has to be the best
bad haiku ever++++
by anonymoose
here I submit Haik!
might as do, there's nothing to
READ! nothing I like!
by Miss Everything
Burt Reynolds is God
Chewing Gum, Moustache,Glory
That's some fine Chest Hair.
by Slug
The Japanese make
wonderful sex toys which you
can buy on eBay.
by Windsong who hain't had sex for a year
Sex with my wife
Is it really worth the trouble?
No, I'll just spank it.
by Anonymous Poet
had to
Wasabi revenge
my ass feels like the back end
of the Batmobile!!!
by Rant
Carry some whisky
in case of snake bite. Also,
Carry a small snake
by Rant of Near East
If you need Ketchup
shake the bottle. None will come
and then a lot'll
by Rant of Near East
How much Haiku can
people shovel out of shit?
That's where I get mine :)
by Grog of Seattle
