From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
There's this place in France
Where The Naked Ladies Dance
and so does grandma
those aren't panties
that is my grandma's woo woo
looks like a gremlin
by Slug
Kathie Lee toy doll
You think it's an adventure
it's just a butt plug.
by Slug
Computerbation
Self-fuck while being on line
Not your mother's game!
by Windsong
Virtual fucking
Hands pleasuring my body
Are they yours or mine?
by Liz B
Kathy Lee Gifford
Sings sweetly about Jesus.
Bitch makes my cock throb!
by animal lover
"But, you told me that
You liked it." "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."
by ferret70 of chicago
"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."
by ferret70 of chicago
I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.
by Priest
Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top. YEAH!
by Saint
Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass
by Saint
Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!
by Solace of MI
"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."
by ferret70 of chicago
slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.
by ferret70 of chicago
disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.
by ferret70 of chicago
techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!
by Drophammer
The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.
by ferret70 of chicago
The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.
by ferret70 of chicago
Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.
by Drophammer
"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."
by ferret70 of chicago
snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?
by ferret70 of chicago
I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.
by Saint
BattlePuppy Brand
Anal grinders and throat hoagies
You can't eat just one.
by Priest
Priest action figure
Pull the string to hear "Oh shit,
Where are you taking me?"
by Priest
New from Tyco toys,
BattlePuppy and the gang
Never far from dogs!
I got too far? I go too far.
by Preist
Drophammer figure
Now says, "Billy, drop my shorts
and scrub me up good."
by Priest
Solace toy figure
New, authentic stanky taint
for those frantic shits.
by Priest
Saint action figure
New! "Detachable Morals
Sold separately."
by Priest
Mr. Cosby Says
"There's always room for Jell-o."
Well he's a fat bitch!
by Rant
I eat cheerios.
But I avoid apple jacks.
Little pink assholes.
by animal lover
If gran has a cock
grandpa has a ... wait, wait ...a ...
PUSSY! Let me see!!!
by Windsong
This little piggy
went to the market, this one
stayed home... aw fuck it!
by Rant of Near East
Please dont make me go!
Each time it hurts even more.
Grandma has a cock!
by Vert
Drophammer action
figure - with removable
testicles and spine.
Also packaged with
dog collar, and decision
making companion.
by Saint
Strange morning greeting
Words without any real meaning
Life without a purpose
by Grog of Seattle
i love my dog too
he does not scratch like my cat
but his eyes bug out
by animal lover
Drophammer, you should
play Contra again. I know
that I was correct!
by (B) of CoMo
a detonation
of defecation splatters
my shoes... gotta change
by Drophammer
hey mr. up up
you forgot the last "b, a"
to get 30 men
by the fourth way (to b) of seattle
or perhaps i am
thinking of those Akari
warriors? ah, games
by the fourth way of seattle
I love to eat meat
Sometimes I just lick on it
other times I lap
by JJ-X of NY
but CONTRAry to
popular belief, their skin
was not those colors
by the fourth way of seattle
Up down up down up?
in-out holds my interest
especially FAST.
by Windsong
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left,
Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select,
Start. Yeah, Thirty Men!
by (B) of Columbia
I do love my cat
But she scratches me badly
must have her declawed
by animal lover
I am loving this page
So funny i laugh to tears
think of wife then sad
by Anonymous Poet
