i-dear is a crock
long as she's in it, I'll do
your sister's rooster

cock a doodle doo

Go away and cry
you cannot see my haircut
Grandma has a cock!

gonna do some more,
"hi, koo!" saying do some more'
"hi, koo!" saying... huh?!

Sis has a rooster
Brother Bill chokes his chicken
Grandma has a cock.

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!

(sorry)

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with

From today forward
all bad haiku must end with

There's this place in France
Where The Naked Ladies Dance
and so does grandma

those aren't panties
that is my grandma's woo woo
looks like a gremlin

Kathie Lee toy doll
You think it's an adventure
it's just a butt plug.

Computerbation
Self-fuck while being on line
Not your mother's game!

Virtual fucking
Hands pleasuring my body
Are they yours or mine?

Kathy Lee Gifford
Sings sweetly about Jesus.
Bitch makes my cock throb!

"But, you told me that
You liked it." "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."

"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."

I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.

Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top. YEAH!

Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass

Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!

"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."

slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.

disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.

techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!

The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!

disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.

The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"

disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.

Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.

"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."

snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?

I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.

BattlePuppy Brand
Anal grinders and throat hoagies
You can't eat just one.

Priest action figure
Pull the string to hear "Oh shit,
Where are you taking me?"

New from Tyco toys,
BattlePuppy and the gang
Never far from dogs!

I got too far? I go too far.

Drophammer figure
Now says, "Billy, drop my shorts
and scrub me up good."

Solace toy figure
New, authentic stanky taint
for those frantic shits.

Saint action figure
New! "Detachable Morals
Sold separately."

Mr. Cosby Says
"There's always room for Jell-o."
Well he's a fat bitch!

I eat cheerios.
But I avoid apple jacks.
Little pink assholes.

If gran has a cock
grandpa has a ... wait, wait ...a ...
PUSSY! Let me see!!!

This little piggy
went to the market, this one
stayed home... aw fuck it!

Please dont make me go!
Each time it hurts even more.
Grandma has a cock!

Drophammer action
figure - with removable
testicles and spine.

Also packaged with
dog collar, and decision
making companion.

Strange morning greeting
Words without any real meaning
Life without a purpose

i love my dog too
he does not scratch like my cat
but his eyes bug out

Drophammer, you should
play Contra again. I know
that I was correct!

a detonation
of defecation splatters
my shoes... gotta change

hey mr. up up
you forgot the last "b, a"
to get 30 men

or perhaps i am
thinking of those Akari
warriors? ah, games

I love to eat meat
Sometimes I just lick on it
other times I lap