Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

lots of cats are here
someone set us up the bomb
please learn engrish guys
Haiku # 8277, March 29, 2001 1:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
Haiku # 8276, March 29, 2001 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
Haiku # 8275, March 29, 2001 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why, oh why I ask
while we all stare in envy
at my grandma's dick.
Haiku # 8274, March 29, 2001 12:16 am ET
by Slug
Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock

Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.
Haiku # 8273, March 28, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Slug
Dad has a stirrer,
Mommy has a wooden spoon,
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8272, March 28, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Windsong
as (s)he so desired
after plastic surgery
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8271, March 28, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by ash
way down on the farm
although it's sometimes cooped up
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8270, March 28, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by ash
grandma not yet but
do I have a cock? I do
and it tastes so good
Haiku # 8269, March 28, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by mellie
Watched Boot Camp on Fox
You think I don't have a life?
Grandma has a cock.
SIR.
Haiku # 8268, March 28, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Windsong
It's not ten o clock
but seven on the west coast
you wish you live here
Haiku # 8267, March 28, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by tardpants of cali
Energy crisis
stupid deregulation
must turn off the lights
Haiku # 8266, March 28, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by tardpants of cali
still talking about
oscars at work,they all wish
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8265, March 28, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by bruce
drunk girl to beer bitch
in... twenty minutes! and
one edit: sex to sEx!
Haiku # 8264, March 28, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Miss Everything
i-dear is a crock
long as she's in it, I'll do
your sister's rooster

cock a doodle doo
Haiku # 8263, March 28, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by coo doo
Go away and cry
you cannot see my haircut
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8262, March 28, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gonna do some more,
"hi, koo!" saying do some more'
"hi, koo!" saying... huh?!
Haiku # 8261, March 28, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by koo
Sis has a rooster
Brother Bill chokes his chicken
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8260, March 28, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Windsong
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!

(sorry)
Haiku # 8259, March 28, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8258, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8257, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8256, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's this place in France
Where The Naked Ladies Dance
and so does grandma

those aren't panties
that is my grandma's woo woo
looks like a gremlin
Haiku # 8255, March 28, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Slug
Kathie Lee toy doll
You think it's an adventure
it's just a butt plug.

Haiku # 8254, March 28, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Slug
Computerbation
Self-fuck while being on line
Not your mother's game!
Haiku # 8253, March 28, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Windsong
Virtual fucking
Hands pleasuring my body
Are they yours or mine?
Haiku # 8252, March 28, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Liz B
Kathy Lee Gifford
Sings sweetly about Jesus.
Bitch makes my cock throb!
Haiku # 8251, March 28, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by animal lover
"But, you told me that
You liked it." "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."
Haiku # 8250, March 28, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."
Haiku # 8249, March 28, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.
Haiku # 8248, March 28, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Priest
Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top. YEAH!
Haiku # 8247, March 28, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by Saint
Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass
Haiku # 8246, March 28, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by Saint
Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!
Haiku # 8245, March 28, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Solace of MI
"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."
Haiku # 8244, March 28, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.
Haiku # 8243, March 28, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.
Haiku # 8242, March 28, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!
Haiku # 8241, March 28, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Drophammer
The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!
Haiku # 8240, March 28, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.
Haiku # 8239, March 28, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"
Haiku # 8238, March 28, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.
Haiku # 8237, March 28, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.
Haiku # 8236, March 28, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Drophammer
"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."
Haiku # 8235, March 28, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?
Haiku # 8234, March 28, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.
Haiku # 8233, March 28, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Saint
BattlePuppy Brand
Anal grinders and throat hoagies
You can't eat just one.
Haiku # 8232, March 28, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Priest
Priest action figure
Pull the string to hear "Oh shit,
Where are you taking me?"
Haiku # 8231, March 28, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Priest
New from Tyco toys,
BattlePuppy and the gang
Never far from dogs!

I got too far? I go too far.
Haiku # 8230, March 28, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Preist
Drophammer figure
Now says, "Billy, drop my shorts
and scrub me up good."
Haiku # 8229, March 28, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Priest
Solace toy figure
New, authentic stanky taint
for those frantic shits.
Haiku # 8228, March 28, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Priest
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