sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
by Anonymous Poet
Why, oh why I ask
while we all stare in envy
at my grandma's dick.
by Slug
Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock
Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.
by Slug
Dad has a stirrer,
Mommy has a wooden spoon,
Grandma has a cock.
by Windsong
as (s)he so desired
after plastic surgery
grandma has a cock
by ash
way down on the farm
although it's sometimes cooped up
grandma has a cock
by ash
grandma not yet but
do I have a cock? I do
and it tastes so good
by mellie
Watched Boot Camp on Fox
You think I don't have a life?
Grandma has a cock.
SIR.
by Windsong
It's not ten o clock
but seven on the west coast
you wish you live here
by tardpants of cali
Energy crisis
stupid deregulation
must turn off the lights
by tardpants of cali
still talking about
oscars at work,they all wish
grandma has a cock
by bruce
drunk girl to beer bitch
in... twenty minutes! and
one edit: sex to sEx!
by Miss Everything
i-dear is a crock
long as she's in it, I'll do
your sister's rooster
cock a doodle doo
by coo doo
Go away and cry
you cannot see my haircut
Grandma has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
gonna do some more,
"hi, koo!" saying do some more'
"hi, koo!" saying... huh?!
by koo
Sis has a rooster
Brother Bill chokes his chicken
Grandma has a cock.
by Windsong
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!
(sorry)
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
by Anonymous Poet
There's this place in France
Where The Naked Ladies Dance
and so does grandma
those aren't panties
that is my grandma's woo woo
looks like a gremlin
by Slug
Kathie Lee toy doll
You think it's an adventure
it's just a butt plug.
by Slug
Computerbation
Self-fuck while being on line
Not your mother's game!
by Windsong
Virtual fucking
Hands pleasuring my body
Are they yours or mine?
by Liz B
Kathy Lee Gifford
Sings sweetly about Jesus.
Bitch makes my cock throb!
by animal lover
"But, you told me that
You liked it." "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."
by ferret70 of chicago
"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."
by ferret70 of chicago
I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.
by Priest
Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top. YEAH!
by Saint
Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass
by Saint
Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!
by Solace of MI
"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."
by ferret70 of chicago
slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.
by ferret70 of chicago
disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.
by ferret70 of chicago
techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!
by Drophammer
The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.
by ferret70 of chicago
The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.
by ferret70 of chicago
Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.
by Drophammer
"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."
by ferret70 of chicago
snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?
by ferret70 of chicago
I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.
by Saint
BattlePuppy Brand
Anal grinders and throat hoagies
You can't eat just one.
by Priest
Priest action figure
Pull the string to hear "Oh shit,
Where are you taking me?"
by Priest
New from Tyco toys,
BattlePuppy and the gang
Never far from dogs!
I got too far? I go too far.
by Preist
Drophammer figure
Now says, "Billy, drop my shorts
and scrub me up good."
by Priest
Solace toy figure
New, authentic stanky taint
for those frantic shits.
by Priest
Saint action figure
New! "Detachable Morals
Sold separately."
by Priest
