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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Dirty minded fools
Remember that porn is free
You hopeless bastards
Haiku # 8327, March 29, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
reasons preceding impeachment

global warming is
good for air conditioning.
we sell energy*

*didn't you get what
you voted for: higher prices?
winning minories!
Haiku # 8326, March 29, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
maestro?!

sell high, buy low: it's
orchestrated; only the
little guys lose out.

orchestrate brown-outs
raise rates, no one contemplates
rapes in the greenhouse
Haiku # 8325, March 29, 2001 1:03 pm ET
by unconceding
my son, when you beat
your penis, your penis will
end up beating you
Haiku # 8324, March 29, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by praying mantis
yes, my penis is
angry, for it is beaten
nightly for pleasure

but women run from
me because i don't fit in
-- even with the freaks
Haiku # 8323, March 29, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
a raging johnson
pissed penis, angry mantool
a warpath willy
Haiku # 8322, March 29, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by praying mantis
when you buy the skank
Haiku # 8321, March 29, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8320, March 29, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
payday in one week
til I have more cash in hand
I cannot have sex

I'm so ugly that
i have to buy skanks to screw
someone please shoot me
Haiku # 8319, March 29, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
mellie you are wrong
learn, my child, from the master
and face haiku dao
Haiku # 8318, March 29, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by praying mantis
Love my thigh master
suzanne sommers breast cancer
god save her wu wu
Haiku # 8317, March 29, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
small child fingers
exploited, damaged and worn
thin as grandma's bone
Haiku # 8316, March 29, 2001 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It cannot be true
Get out of my head, sight of
Granny with a cock
Haiku # 8315, March 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Solace of MI
No strange practices
Lude sexual behavior
I'm just your granny.

You should be ashamed
Now come here, sonny, make me
Feel like a woman!
Haiku # 8314, March 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Granny
Just for the record
I have no cock, there are no
five men a'fisting

I don't let strange hands
In my pants, in me, in my
hamburger patte
Haiku # 8313, March 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Granny
Lay off Kathy Lee!
She claimed she didn't did it.
Her grandma's cock did.

Haiku # 8312, March 29, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Windsong
Sees naked women
on HBO, changes the
channel. So flaming!
Haiku # 8311, March 29, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Saint
I may be single
but not gay, I did get head
from a girl Tuesday
Haiku # 8310, March 29, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Saint
Priest, gay? Maybe
No girl, no dates, fruity drinks
writes flowery prose.
Haiku # 8309, March 29, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Saint
Saint drinks Tropico
It's alcoholic orange Tang
What could be more gay
Haiku # 8308, March 29, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Solace of MI
something eating you?
it's no wonder you're angry
your climax is death
Haiku # 8307, March 29, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mellie,message for mantis
Cumin and theater
what makes one more gay? A
fruit margarita
Haiku # 8306, March 29, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Saint
kathy lee gifford
exploited latin children
to knit grandma's sock
Haiku # 8305, March 29, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Solace Cooking Set
Lifetime stock of cumin spice
Lifetime lack of cock.
Haiku # 8304, March 29, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Priest
you have angered me
with your disregard for me
the mantis still lives
Haiku # 8303, March 29, 2001 10:19 am ET
by praying mantis
I am not soulless
But the haiku Cthulu
Chaos crawling on
Haiku # 8302, March 29, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Drophammer
NO! you are souless
it was not Saint or the Priest:
Drophammer, maybe
Haiku # 8301, March 29, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
The "Solace Love Bowl"
Feel what it's like to have Gran-
ny's cock in your ass!
Haiku # 8300, March 29, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Saint
i find no solace
in penises... no penis
on Solace either
Haiku # 8299, March 29, 2001 9:38 am ET
by praying mantis
stand still small children
hear the wisdom: haiku do
the way of haiku
Haiku # 8298, March 29, 2001 9:36 am ET
by praying mantis
Did you just see that!
It's Saint Priest and Drophammer
Sucking Grandma's Cock!
Haiku # 8297, March 29, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Solace of MI
Let me Ferret out
the identity of one
Chicago 'kuer.
Haiku # 8296, March 29, 2001 9:29 am ET
by Windsong
anger to the point
words are that scrambled just
in brain my hurting.
Haiku # 8295, March 29, 2001 9:22 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Dance, oh granny, dance!
Twirl about until I get
My hand in granny.
Haiku # 8294, March 29, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Drophammer
Priest fires poems first
Premature haikulation
Mine will be better
Haiku # 8293, March 29, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Drophammer
she wanted his love
he only wanted to fuck her
not with grandma's cock
Haiku # 8292, March 29, 2001 9:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Father, Saint, Mister
Prick, Anonymous Poet
Ash, where is Moxie?
Haiku # 8291, March 29, 2001 8:53 am ET
by mellie,look what you started A P
cherry blossoms bloom.
not that I see jack shit from
the damn ops room desk.
Haiku # 8290, March 29, 2001 8:46 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
do not look behind.
post the damn haiku and run.
soft cool beeze from door.
Haiku # 8289, March 29, 2001 8:44 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
what is this i find
floating on the water here
grandma's cock in spring
Haiku # 8288, March 29, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If anyone has
complaints, please refer to
me as "Mr. Prick."
Haiku # 8287, March 29, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
the next week will suck.
doing two ill-defined jobs.
when will the rain end?
Haiku # 8286, March 29, 2001 8:39 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
choke down the black bile.
put a happy face on rage.
spring arrives too slow.
Haiku # 8285, March 29, 2001 8:37 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
surrender to rage.
feel your blood burst from your skull.
burn like august sun.
Haiku # 8284, March 29, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
New "Holiday Saint"
Flag Planting Kit, tiara,
Both are included.
Haiku # 8283, March 29, 2001 8:25 am ET
by Priest
Arriving here first
I see all virgin webspace
Begin my insults.
Haiku # 8282, March 29, 2001 8:21 am ET
by Priest
Lemon pepper glaze
and a splash of rum used, when
cooking grandma's cock
Haiku # 8281, March 29, 2001 8:20 am ET
by Saint
it is nay good raw
for making it succulent
gramma has'a cook
Haiku # 8280, March 29, 2001 7:14 am ET
by ash
set us up the bomb
on what basis you belong ?
grammar has been cocked
Haiku # 8279, March 29, 2001 7:11 am ET
by ash
grandma had a pea
now it is a pee cock
before t'was a hen
Haiku # 8278, March 29, 2001 3:23 am ET
by mellie
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