Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

what is this i find
floating on the water here
grandma's cock in spring
Haiku # 8288, March 29, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If anyone has
complaints, please refer to
me as "Mr. Prick."
Haiku # 8287, March 29, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
the next week will suck.
doing two ill-defined jobs.
when will the rain end?
Haiku # 8286, March 29, 2001 8:39 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
choke down the black bile.
put a happy face on rage.
spring arrives too slow.
Haiku # 8285, March 29, 2001 8:37 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
surrender to rage.
feel your blood burst from your skull.
burn like august sun.
Haiku # 8284, March 29, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
New "Holiday Saint"
Flag Planting Kit, tiara,
Both are included.
Haiku # 8283, March 29, 2001 8:25 am ET
by Priest
Arriving here first
I see all virgin webspace
Begin my insults.
Haiku # 8282, March 29, 2001 8:21 am ET
by Priest
Lemon pepper glaze
and a splash of rum used, when
cooking grandma's cock
Haiku # 8281, March 29, 2001 8:20 am ET
by Saint
it is nay good raw
for making it succulent
gramma has'a cook
Haiku # 8280, March 29, 2001 7:14 am ET
by ash
set us up the bomb
on what basis you belong ?
grammar has been cocked
Haiku # 8279, March 29, 2001 7:11 am ET
by ash
grandma had a pea
now it is a pee cock
before t'was a hen
Haiku # 8278, March 29, 2001 3:23 am ET
by mellie
lots of cats are here
someone set us up the bomb
please learn engrish guys
Haiku # 8277, March 29, 2001 1:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
Haiku # 8276, March 29, 2001 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
Haiku # 8275, March 29, 2001 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why, oh why I ask
while we all stare in envy
at my grandma's dick.
Haiku # 8274, March 29, 2001 12:16 am ET
by Slug
Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock

Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.
Haiku # 8273, March 28, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Slug
Dad has a stirrer,
Mommy has a wooden spoon,
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8272, March 28, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Windsong
as (s)he so desired
after plastic surgery
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8271, March 28, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by ash
way down on the farm
although it's sometimes cooped up
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8270, March 28, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by ash
grandma not yet but
do I have a cock? I do
and it tastes so good
Haiku # 8269, March 28, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by mellie
Watched Boot Camp on Fox
You think I don't have a life?
Grandma has a cock.
SIR.
Haiku # 8268, March 28, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Windsong
It's not ten o clock
but seven on the west coast
you wish you live here
Haiku # 8267, March 28, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by tardpants of cali
Energy crisis
stupid deregulation
must turn off the lights
Haiku # 8266, March 28, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by tardpants of cali
still talking about
oscars at work,they all wish
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8265, March 28, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by bruce
drunk girl to beer bitch
in... twenty minutes! and
one edit: sex to sEx!
Haiku # 8264, March 28, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Miss Everything
i-dear is a crock
long as she's in it, I'll do
your sister's rooster

cock a doodle doo
Haiku # 8263, March 28, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by coo doo
Go away and cry
you cannot see my haircut
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8262, March 28, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gonna do some more,
"hi, koo!" saying do some more'
"hi, koo!" saying... huh?!
Haiku # 8261, March 28, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by koo
Sis has a rooster
Brother Bill chokes his chicken
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8260, March 28, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Windsong
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!

(sorry)
Haiku # 8259, March 28, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8258, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8257, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8256, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's this place in France
Where The Naked Ladies Dance
and so does grandma

those aren't panties
that is my grandma's woo woo
looks like a gremlin
Haiku # 8255, March 28, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Slug
Kathie Lee toy doll
You think it's an adventure
it's just a butt plug.

Haiku # 8254, March 28, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Slug
Computerbation
Self-fuck while being on line
Not your mother's game!
Haiku # 8253, March 28, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Windsong
Virtual fucking
Hands pleasuring my body
Are they yours or mine?
Haiku # 8252, March 28, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Liz B
Kathy Lee Gifford
Sings sweetly about Jesus.
Bitch makes my cock throb!
Haiku # 8251, March 28, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by animal lover
"But, you told me that
You liked it." "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."
Haiku # 8250, March 28, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."
Haiku # 8249, March 28, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.
Haiku # 8248, March 28, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Priest
Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top. YEAH!
Haiku # 8247, March 28, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by Saint
Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass
Haiku # 8246, March 28, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by Saint
Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!
Haiku # 8245, March 28, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Solace of MI
"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."
Haiku # 8244, March 28, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.
Haiku # 8243, March 28, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.
Haiku # 8242, March 28, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!
Haiku # 8241, March 28, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Drophammer
The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!
Haiku # 8240, March 28, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.
Haiku # 8239, March 28, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
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