Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Cumin and theater
what makes one more gay? A
fruit margarita
Haiku # 8306, March 29, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Saint
kathy lee gifford
exploited latin children
to knit grandma's sock
Haiku # 8305, March 29, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Solace Cooking Set
Lifetime stock of cumin spice
Lifetime lack of cock.
Haiku # 8304, March 29, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Priest
you have angered me
with your disregard for me
the mantis still lives
Haiku # 8303, March 29, 2001 10:19 am ET
by praying mantis
I am not soulless
But the haiku Cthulu
Chaos crawling on
Haiku # 8302, March 29, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Drophammer
NO! you are souless
it was not Saint or the Priest:
Drophammer, maybe
Haiku # 8301, March 29, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
The "Solace Love Bowl"
Feel what it's like to have Gran-
ny's cock in your ass!
Haiku # 8300, March 29, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Saint
i find no solace
in penises... no penis
on Solace either
Haiku # 8299, March 29, 2001 9:38 am ET
by praying mantis
stand still small children
hear the wisdom: haiku do
the way of haiku
Haiku # 8298, March 29, 2001 9:36 am ET
by praying mantis
Did you just see that!
It's Saint Priest and Drophammer
Sucking Grandma's Cock!
Haiku # 8297, March 29, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Solace of MI
Let me Ferret out
the identity of one
Chicago 'kuer.
Haiku # 8296, March 29, 2001 9:29 am ET
by Windsong
anger to the point
words are that scrambled just
in brain my hurting.
Haiku # 8295, March 29, 2001 9:22 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Dance, oh granny, dance!
Twirl about until I get
My hand in granny.
Haiku # 8294, March 29, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Drophammer
Priest fires poems first
Premature haikulation
Mine will be better
Haiku # 8293, March 29, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Drophammer
she wanted his love
he only wanted to fuck her
not with grandma's cock
Haiku # 8292, March 29, 2001 9:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Father, Saint, Mister
Prick, Anonymous Poet
Ash, where is Moxie?
Haiku # 8291, March 29, 2001 8:53 am ET
by mellie,look what you started A P
cherry blossoms bloom.
not that I see jack shit from
the damn ops room desk.
Haiku # 8290, March 29, 2001 8:46 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
do not look behind.
post the damn haiku and run.
soft cool beeze from door.
Haiku # 8289, March 29, 2001 8:44 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
what is this i find
floating on the water here
grandma's cock in spring
Haiku # 8288, March 29, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If anyone has
complaints, please refer to
me as "Mr. Prick."
Haiku # 8287, March 29, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
the next week will suck.
doing two ill-defined jobs.
when will the rain end?
Haiku # 8286, March 29, 2001 8:39 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
choke down the black bile.
put a happy face on rage.
spring arrives too slow.
Haiku # 8285, March 29, 2001 8:37 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
surrender to rage.
feel your blood burst from your skull.
burn like august sun.
Haiku # 8284, March 29, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
New "Holiday Saint"
Flag Planting Kit, tiara,
Both are included.
Haiku # 8283, March 29, 2001 8:25 am ET
by Priest
Arriving here first
I see all virgin webspace
Begin my insults.
Haiku # 8282, March 29, 2001 8:21 am ET
by Priest
Lemon pepper glaze
and a splash of rum used, when
cooking grandma's cock
Haiku # 8281, March 29, 2001 8:20 am ET
by Saint
it is nay good raw
for making it succulent
gramma has'a cook
Haiku # 8280, March 29, 2001 7:14 am ET
by ash
set us up the bomb
on what basis you belong ?
grammar has been cocked
Haiku # 8279, March 29, 2001 7:11 am ET
by ash
grandma had a pea
now it is a pee cock
before t'was a hen
Haiku # 8278, March 29, 2001 3:23 am ET
by mellie
lots of cats are here
someone set us up the bomb
please learn engrish guys
Haiku # 8277, March 29, 2001 1:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
Haiku # 8276, March 29, 2001 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
Haiku # 8275, March 29, 2001 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why, oh why I ask
while we all stare in envy
at my grandma's dick.
Haiku # 8274, March 29, 2001 12:16 am ET
by Slug
Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock

Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.
Haiku # 8273, March 28, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Slug
Dad has a stirrer,
Mommy has a wooden spoon,
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8272, March 28, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Windsong
as (s)he so desired
after plastic surgery
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8271, March 28, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by ash
way down on the farm
although it's sometimes cooped up
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8270, March 28, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by ash
grandma not yet but
do I have a cock? I do
and it tastes so good
Haiku # 8269, March 28, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by mellie
Watched Boot Camp on Fox
You think I don't have a life?
Grandma has a cock.
SIR.
Haiku # 8268, March 28, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Windsong
It's not ten o clock
but seven on the west coast
you wish you live here
Haiku # 8267, March 28, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by tardpants of cali
Energy crisis
stupid deregulation
must turn off the lights
Haiku # 8266, March 28, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by tardpants of cali
still talking about
oscars at work,they all wish
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8265, March 28, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by bruce
drunk girl to beer bitch
in... twenty minutes! and
one edit: sex to sEx!
Haiku # 8264, March 28, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Miss Everything
i-dear is a crock
long as she's in it, I'll do
your sister's rooster

cock a doodle doo
Haiku # 8263, March 28, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by coo doo
Go away and cry
you cannot see my haircut
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8262, March 28, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gonna do some more,
"hi, koo!" saying do some more'
"hi, koo!" saying... huh?!
Haiku # 8261, March 28, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by koo
Sis has a rooster
Brother Bill chokes his chicken
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8260, March 28, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Windsong
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!

(sorry)
Haiku # 8259, March 28, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8258, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8257, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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