There once was a bar
maid from Vale, who tattooed on
her chest, "Drinks for sale"
...and on her behind
for the sake of the blind was
the same as the front
but in braille
by Calendar Day of VA
Dirty minded fools
Remember that porn is free
You hopeless bastards
by Grog of Seattle
reasons preceding impeachment
global warming is
good for air conditioning.
we sell energy*
*didn't you get what
you voted for: higher prices?
winning minories!
by unconceding of white Outhouse
maestro?!
sell high, buy low: it's
orchestrated; only the
little guys lose out.
orchestrate brown-outs
raise rates, no one contemplates
rapes in the greenhouse
by unconceding
my son, when you beat
your penis, your penis will
end up beating you
by praying mantis
yes, my penis is
angry, for it is beaten
nightly for pleasure
but women run from
me because i don't fit in
-- even with the freaks
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
a raging johnson
pissed penis, angry mantool
a warpath willy
by praying mantis
when you buy the skank
by Anonymous Poet
payday in one week
til I have more cash in hand
I cannot have sex
I'm so ugly that
i have to buy skanks to screw
someone please shoot me
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
mellie you are wrong
learn, my child, from the master
and face haiku dao
by praying mantis
Love my thigh master
suzanne sommers breast cancer
god save her wu wu
by Anonymous Poet
small child fingers
exploited, damaged and worn
thin as grandma's bone
by Anonymous Poet
It cannot be true
Get out of my head, sight of
Granny with a cock
by Solace of MI
No strange practices
Lude sexual behavior
I'm just your granny.
You should be ashamed
Now come here, sonny, make me
Feel like a woman!
by Granny
Just for the record
I have no cock, there are no
five men a'fisting
I don't let strange hands
In my pants, in me, in my
hamburger patte
by Granny
Lay off Kathy Lee!
She claimed she didn't did it.
Her grandma's cock did.
by Windsong
Sees naked women
on HBO, changes the
channel. So flaming!
by Saint
I may be single
but not gay, I did get head
from a girl Tuesday
by Saint
Priest, gay? Maybe
No girl, no dates, fruity drinks
writes flowery prose.
by Saint
Saint drinks Tropico
It's alcoholic orange Tang
What could be more gay
by Solace of MI
something eating you?
it's no wonder you're angry
your climax is death
by mellie,message for mantis
Cumin and theater
what makes one more gay? A
fruit margarita
by Saint
kathy lee gifford
exploited latin children
to knit grandma's sock
by Anonymous Poet
Solace Cooking Set
Lifetime stock of cumin spice
Lifetime lack of cock.
by Priest
you have angered me
with your disregard for me
the mantis still lives
by praying mantis
I am not soulless
But the haiku Cthulu
Chaos crawling on
by Drophammer
NO! you are souless
it was not Saint or the Priest:
Drophammer, maybe
by mellie
The "Solace Love Bowl"
Feel what it's like to have Gran-
ny's cock in your ass!
by Saint
i find no solace
in penises... no penis
on Solace either
by praying mantis
stand still small children
hear the wisdom: haiku do
the way of haiku
by praying mantis
Did you just see that!
It's Saint Priest and Drophammer
Sucking Grandma's Cock!
by Solace of MI
Let me Ferret out
the identity of one
Chicago 'kuer.
by Windsong
anger to the point
words are that scrambled just
in brain my hurting.
by ferret70 of chicago
Dance, oh granny, dance!
Twirl about until I get
My hand in granny.
by Drophammer
Priest fires poems first
Premature haikulation
Mine will be better
by Drophammer
she wanted his love
he only wanted to fuck her
not with grandma's cock
by Anonymous Poet
Father, Saint, Mister
Prick, Anonymous Poet
Ash, where is Moxie?
by mellie,look what you started A P
cherry blossoms bloom.
not that I see jack shit from
the damn ops room desk.
by ferret70 of chicago
do not look behind.
post the damn haiku and run.
soft cool beeze from door.
by ferret70 of chicago
what is this i find
floating on the water here
grandma's cock in spring
by Anonymous Poet
If anyone has
complaints, please refer to
me as "Mr. Prick."
by ferret70 of chicago
the next week will suck.
doing two ill-defined jobs.
when will the rain end?
by ferret70 of chicago
choke down the black bile.
put a happy face on rage.
spring arrives too slow.
by ferret70 of chicago
surrender to rage.
feel your blood burst from your skull.
burn like august sun.
by ferret70 of chicago
New "Holiday Saint"
Flag Planting Kit, tiara,
Both are included.
by Priest
Arriving here first
I see all virgin webspace
Begin my insults.
by Priest
Lemon pepper glaze
and a splash of rum used, when
cooking grandma's cock
by Saint
it is nay good raw
for making it succulent
gramma has'a cook
by ash
set us up the bomb
on what basis you belong ?
grammar has been cocked
by ash
