My growling bowel!
Is Spock in there with Granny!
Captain Kirk approves!
by Anonymous Poet
Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".
by Windsong
What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.
by Captain Jerk
Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation
by KMFDM
I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!
by Drophammer
Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock
by Drophammer
View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.
by Priest
So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!
by Anonymous Poet
Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!
by Anonymous Poet
To quote Solace here:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! No more
about granny's cock!
by Saint
Johnny Cash! Fire Ass!
Dixie Chicks! Dicks on Chicks!
Granny has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
say god god god god
say tan satan satan say
god god god say tan
by thegrue of down the hall
wailin' Waylon sang
sally was a god old girl
no, she don't think twice
by mellie
Nat, Em and Marie
the sweet dixie chicks, as grandma's,
might take turns as cocks
by mellie
granny in stirrups!
gynecologic surprise!
granny has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
ass tentacles splayed
ass jelly fluttering in
a rectal current
by praying mantis
Shredded and tattered
my ass turned inside out, it
looks like jellyfish
by Saint
country and western
what's this country coming to
grandma has a cock
by ash
" i went down, down, down
and the flames they went higher
and it burns, burns, burns...."
by ash
Gastric disaster
Johnny Cash sang "ring of fire"
I know his meaning
by Anonymous Poet
My scrotum is scream
toenail rip retard nostril
I think moe approves!
by yank
Dubya's new buddy
Eugene Hickok was just here
Came to say bye-bye
by Anonymous Poet of PA
and all they found was
two ass-holes jumping thru each
other: bored with the theme
by boo
No longer I AP
I post bad Granny haiku
Now I have a name
by Yank of PA
new millenium
enlighten my CRT
bourgeois washroom scrawl
by sine
Homoerotic!
Fantastic, bedicked Grannny
listens to Sade!
by Anonymous Poet
but coupled with the
other things I mentioned here
GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!
by Saint
hey now! a man may
like Sade, and not be gay
so back away, eh?
by Drophammer
SADE IS GRANNY!
How could you defile Granny!
And she plays with what?
by Anonymous Poet
Listens to Sade,
Fruity drink, flowery prose
need I say more Priest?
by Saint
he's hung like granny
swinging low brushing the ground
a horse is jealous
by praying mantis
I hold on for life -
exercising right to free speech,
no silencing my ass.
Sade plays softly,
"This is no ordinary love,
no ordinary love."
by Priest
in a can marked SPANN
processed granny like meat tubes
in thick granny sauce
by Drophammer
have a tongue sandwich
dripping granny's ass mustard
ketchup optional
by Anonymous Poet
More gross than a kiss
from granny's old lips when you
feel her tongue instead
by Anonymous Poet
Thoroughly grossed out.
ass catsup is just too much.
Think I'll go make lunch.
by Windsong
This must be mustard
dripping fom my gaping ass
grandma has the clap
by Anonymous Poet
Grandma has ketchup
enough to support the village
Mangles grandpa's meat.
by Anonymous Poet
What ass hot dog would
not be complete without
side of ass relish
by Saint
Wide gaping maw of ass
Dripping, dangling, spitting up,
Supports small village.
by Priest
ass ketchup slathered
on my buns, slide the weenie
in, extra cheese, please
by Drophammer
Made big, hige mistake
broken light bulbs within me
I drip ass ketchup
by Saint
blast furnace ass knobs
punctured pustules soaking shorts
until the butt rots
by Drophammer
With this haiku
I now present a song to
the tune of dreidle
Cumin Cumin Cumin
you're kept in jars of clay
Cumin Cumin Cumin
we all think S. is gay.
by Saint
I bring to you spice
That will make all your friends think
you love cock in ass
by The Cumin Faerie
Drophammer coats walls
With his wide rectal spectrum
The third coat today.
by Priest
Beware, yon Solace
I perform cuminoscopies
On C. Lord's lost souls.
I'll remove your spice
Take your beloved cumin
Leave you only salt.
by Cumin Hunter Yoko
A pinch of cumin,
rosemary, a nick o'thyme.
Grandma cooks a cock.
by Anonymous Poet
Sumer is a cumin in...
Loudly sings the butt cork song
Grandma is a cock.
by Windsong
NEW! Priest action toy!
Rocket trousers and butt cork
Sold separately!
by Drophammer
