Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".
Haiku # 8385, March 30, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Windsong
What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.
Haiku # 8384, March 30, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Captain Jerk
Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation
Haiku # 8383, March 30, 2001 10:51 am ET
by KMFDM
I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!
Haiku # 8382, March 30, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Drophammer
Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock
Haiku # 8381, March 30, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Drophammer
View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.
Haiku # 8380, March 30, 2001 10:26 am ET
by Priest
So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!
Haiku # 8379, March 30, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!
Haiku # 8378, March 30, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
To quote Solace here:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! No more
about granny's cock!
Haiku # 8377, March 30, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Saint
Johnny Cash! Fire Ass!
Dixie Chicks! Dicks on Chicks!
Granny has a cock!
Haiku # 8376, March 30, 2001 9:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
say god god god god
say tan satan satan say
god god god say tan
Haiku # 8375, March 30, 2001 9:33 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall
wailin' Waylon sang
sally was a god old girl
no, she don't think twice
Haiku # 8374, March 30, 2001 9:20 am ET
by mellie
Nat, Em and Marie
the sweet dixie chicks, as grandma's,
might take turns as cocks
Haiku # 8373, March 30, 2001 9:17 am ET
by mellie
granny in stirrups!
gynecologic surprise!
granny has a cock!
Haiku # 8372, March 30, 2001 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass tentacles splayed
ass jelly fluttering in
a rectal current
Haiku # 8371, March 30, 2001 9:05 am ET
by praying mantis
Shredded and tattered
my ass turned inside out, it
looks like jellyfish
Haiku # 8370, March 30, 2001 9:03 am ET
by Saint
country and western
what's this country coming to
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 8369, March 30, 2001 7:33 am ET
by ash
" i went down, down, down
and the flames they went higher
and it burns, burns, burns...."
Haiku # 8368, March 30, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash
Gastric disaster
Johnny Cash sang "ring of fire"
I know his meaning
Haiku # 8367, March 30, 2001 7:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My scrotum is scream
toenail rip retard nostril
I think moe approves!
Haiku # 8366, March 29, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by yank
Dubya's new buddy
Eugene Hickok was just here
Came to say bye-bye
Haiku # 8365, March 29, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of PA
and all they found was
two ass-holes jumping thru each
other: bored with the theme
Haiku # 8364, March 29, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by boo
No longer I AP
I post bad Granny haiku
Now I have a name
Haiku # 8363, March 29, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by Yank of PA
new millenium
enlighten my CRT
bourgeois washroom scrawl
Haiku # 8362, March 29, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by sine
Homoerotic!
Fantastic, bedicked Grannny
listens to Sade!
Haiku # 8361, March 29, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
but coupled with the
other things I mentioned here
GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!
Haiku # 8360, March 29, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Saint
hey now! a man may
like Sade, and not be gay
so back away, eh?
Haiku # 8359, March 29, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Drophammer
SADE IS GRANNY!
How could you defile Granny!
And she plays with what?
Haiku # 8358, March 29, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Listens to Sade,
Fruity drink, flowery prose
need I say more Priest?
Haiku # 8357, March 29, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Saint
he's hung like granny
swinging low brushing the ground
a horse is jealous
Haiku # 8356, March 29, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by praying mantis
I hold on for life -
exercising right to free speech,
no silencing my ass.

Sade plays softly,
"This is no ordinary love,
no ordinary love."
Haiku # 8355, March 29, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Priest
in a can marked SPANN
processed granny like meat tubes
in thick granny sauce
Haiku # 8354, March 29, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Drophammer
have a tongue sandwich
dripping granny's ass mustard
ketchup optional
Haiku # 8353, March 29, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
More gross than a kiss
from granny's old lips when you
feel her tongue instead
Haiku # 8352, March 29, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thoroughly grossed out.
ass catsup is just too much.
Think I'll go make lunch.
Haiku # 8351, March 29, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Windsong
This must be mustard
dripping fom my gaping ass
grandma has the clap
Haiku # 8350, March 29, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Grandma has ketchup
enough to support the village
Mangles grandpa's meat.
Haiku # 8349, March 29, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What ass hot dog would
not be complete without
side of ass relish
Haiku # 8348, March 29, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Saint
Wide gaping maw of ass
Dripping, dangling, spitting up,
Supports small village.
Haiku # 8347, March 29, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Priest
ass ketchup slathered
on my buns, slide the weenie
in, extra cheese, please
Haiku # 8346, March 29, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Drophammer
Made big, hige mistake
broken light bulbs within me
I drip ass ketchup
Haiku # 8345, March 29, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Saint
blast furnace ass knobs
punctured pustules soaking shorts
until the butt rots
Haiku # 8344, March 29, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Drophammer
With this haiku
I now present a song to
the tune of dreidle


Cumin Cumin Cumin
you're kept in jars of clay
Cumin Cumin Cumin
we all think S. is gay.
Haiku # 8343, March 29, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Saint
I bring to you spice
That will make all your friends think
you love cock in ass
Haiku # 8342, March 29, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by The Cumin Faerie
Drophammer coats walls
With his wide rectal spectrum
The third coat today.
Haiku # 8341, March 29, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Priest
Beware, yon Solace
I perform cuminoscopies
On C. Lord's lost souls.

I'll remove your spice
Take your beloved cumin
Leave you only salt.
Haiku # 8340, March 29, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by Cumin Hunter Yoko
A pinch of cumin,
rosemary, a nick o'thyme.
Grandma cooks a cock.
Haiku # 8339, March 29, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sumer is a cumin in...
Loudly sings the butt cork song
Grandma is a cock.
Haiku # 8338, March 29, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Windsong
NEW! Priest action toy!
Rocket trousers and butt cork
Sold separately!
Haiku # 8337, March 29, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by Drophammer
Welcome, yon Solace
I spread cuminosity
To all worthy brethren.

With great joy and song
Stand proudly and cry out loud,
"I want my Cumin."

I will answer you.
Haiku # 8336, March 29, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by The Cumin Lord
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