Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

THE DAY NOT YET DONE
I PICK MY ASS IN TORMENT
HEIDI LOVES ARLEN
Haiku # 8427, March 30, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fresh wind fill my sail,
set course for the North horizon.
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8426, March 30, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ap
Got first date jitters
Better not get fookin drunk
DOH! Maybe next time.
Haiku # 8425, March 30, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by freakshow
Cthulu I am...
I have clained that name before
Crawling chaos NOW!
Haiku # 8424, March 30, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Drophammer
holy hell i'm bored
want to shoot the dj she's
just not punk as fuck
Haiku # 8423, March 30, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by snarlen of victoria
Listen, his name called
Hushed below a, "Cthulu,"
Truer power comes.
Haiku # 8422, March 30, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by WormWood
Haiku # 8421, March 30, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by [b]test[/b] of {b}test{/b}
Yeah!
Haiku # 8420, March 30, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What kind of cock and
ball story is this any-
way? (Bad Haiku form?)

Haiku # 8419, March 30, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by Windsong
At least bad haiku
is still haiku, Frank. Not yours.
Learn to count better.
Haiku # 8418, March 30, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by praying mantis
Cocks? Balls? Explosion?
Viagra is good but...
It should be used responsibly!
Yeah!
Haiku # 8417, March 30, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by Frank
On Santa's big lap
My scrotum goes POP! My balls
Are gathered by elves
Haiku # 8416, March 30, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Drophammer
Stand straight, if you can
hauling that gargantuan
testicle about...

I'm no kidding, LOOK!
It's like sputnik: spherical,
but pointy in parts.
Haiku # 8415, March 30, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Priest
Towels will not help
but i need a new scrotum
this one is wrinkled.
Haiku # 8414, March 30, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Granny's Raisin Bread

two cups ass raisins
mix well with fresh crusty bread
stir with granny's cock
Haiku # 8413, March 30, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by AP
POW! You know the sound...
Ask Santa for new scrotum
And maybe some towels.
Haiku # 8412, March 30, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Priest
Granny's Ass Gravy

five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock
Haiku # 8411, March 30, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Granny's Ass Gravy

five large chalupa
six bottles of corona
mix with granny's cock
Haiku # 8410, March 30, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
HEY BOB! We've replaced
your left testicle with new
Folger's Brand Coffee!
Haiku # 8409, March 30, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Drophammer
Cock catastrophe!
Penile implant explosion!
Whoa! Are those my balls?
Haiku # 8408, March 30, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by AP
No inspiration.
Depressing ass gravey flow.
Do not waste that food!
Haiku # 8407, March 30, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by AP
Granny's biscuit huh?
Where does she get the yeast to
make such a fine treat?
Haiku # 8406, March 30, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Saint
granny has a cock
and now a giant biscuit
deep within our Saint
Haiku # 8405, March 30, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Drophammer
sleeves up, I plunge in
fisting the butt gravy font
with granny's biscuit
Haiku # 8404, March 30, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by Drophammer
Clenching buttocks push
First giant air biscuit then
ass gravy follows
Haiku # 8403, March 30, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Saint
terrorists would 'jack
Saint's plane to kidnap his ass
They would be sorry...
Haiku # 8402, March 30, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
before Saint can go
to Australia we must
warn them of his ass
Haiku # 8401, March 30, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Drophammer
Solace, my happy friend
I am buried in shit now
Why bother at death?
Haiku # 8400, March 30, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Drophammer
Try the gay Steward.
He will fasten your seat belt.
Make you smile all day!
Haiku # 8399, March 30, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Long flight, eighteen hours
or more. need very good reason
to go. Any ideas?
Haiku # 8398, March 30, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Saint
do come on down Saint
twice as much fun here, just look
at our dollar man

aussie zoo nearby
crocodiles to see and oh
the big pinapple
Haiku # 8397, March 30, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by mellie
Oh Drop when you die
Satisfy your dream we will
Bury you in shit
Haiku # 8396, March 30, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Solace of MI
To pee or not to
There are cartoons on TV
Maybe I can... Oops
Haiku # 8395, March 30, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Solace of MI
crapophilia
poo fixations, fecal thoughts,
all must now succumb
Haiku # 8394, March 30, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Drophammer
A shite-obsession,
Saint -- Anonymous Poet
have crap in common.
Haiku # 8393, March 30, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Windsong
By all reasoned means,
You should always endeavour
to visit granny!
Haiku # 8392, March 30, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Australia, my
next vacation spot I think
where should I visit?
Haiku # 8391, March 30, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
I have failed along
with Drop, four seven five not
five seven five. GRRRRRRR!
Haiku # 8390, March 30, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Saint
Coming this fall
Sci-Fi pornicopia
it's new it's Spooge Trek!
Haiku # 8389, March 30, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Seismic tremorae
Deep within me, I explode
with trouser chili
Haiku # 8388, March 30, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Saint
My colon complains!
Deep dish pizza rumble!
Mushrooms come out whole.
Haiku # 8387, March 30, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My growling bowel!
Is Spock in there with Granny!
Captain Kirk approves!

Haiku # 8386, March 30, 2001 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".
Haiku # 8385, March 30, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Windsong
What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.
Haiku # 8384, March 30, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Captain Jerk
Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation
Haiku # 8383, March 30, 2001 10:51 am ET
by KMFDM
I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!
Haiku # 8382, March 30, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Drophammer
Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock
Haiku # 8381, March 30, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Drophammer
View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.
Haiku # 8380, March 30, 2001 10:26 am ET
by Priest
So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!
Haiku # 8379, March 30, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!
Haiku # 8378, March 30, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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