Let it go, Solbey!
Do your damndest bad haiku.
Grandma has a cock!

i am drunk now and
my vaime is loaded who can
be seen from window?

i respect shitty
poets they remind me of
my drunken father

i am not sure what
i should do, so i will leave
it to bad haiku

Sorry ass haiku
Really has too many fuckin syllables.
Bad haiku is really really fuckin good.
Granny has a cock!

my dumbass computer
matches my sorry excuse
of a boyfriend

Distant redneck roar.
Stock car racing starts tonight.
Their Grannies have cocks.

No Haiku shortage.
Put your brain on fuckin' hold.
Grandma has a cock!

I really said it!
"Your is is getting really fat."
Jack off for six weeks.

to bed with wet hair
comes morning.appearance of
an oxymoron

Going to auction.
Anyone need anything?
Cocks of any kind?

The crowds have dispersed
Winter wains in the city
The poets march on

Hair Removal Kit
said not to use on my balls
now my crotch is bald

I have no pubes now
My nuts look like mister clean
oh, how it itches!

So as Onan goes,
Such pleasure unfulfilling.
I choose pudendum!

I feel so privleged
just played a game with the lad
he came at his desk

thanked me profusely.
it was my pleasure, I said
It didn't take long

oh willing vessel
i/o device is a waste
spray my jizz on your??????

A sticky keyboard
implies great jizzing power.
What a man he is!!

he said he was a mess
and left abruptly to wash.
his keyboard's sticky

Shrill butt trumpet song
heralds my awakening.
Too much beer and beef.

this world was lucky
but don't get up gentlemen
bob dylan passed through

my master controls
every move that I make.
man, do I wriggle!

get you arse in gear
am expecting some cock-up
just come mate, come soon

Hey, you cannot cound?
You cannot even spell good.
But I love you still.

I am quite drunk.
Sorry for the last haiku.
I cannot cound.

Hurts when I pee.
I shoud not have poked those sheep.
Foot and mouth disease abounds.

Man, I've got the runs!
I ate some bad bacon, cause'
Grandma has a cock!

Camel toe surprise!
i sniff your stanky wu wu!
Many pisses here.

Terrible bad poems
Forged out sick and strange minds
God I love this page!

come come my lady
i make your legs shake, you make
granny have a cow

Post your bad haiku
While i chase my withered balls
Wife ordered pizza

We sit and wait here
where is the creative man
chasing balls somewhere

THE DAY NOT YET DONE
I PICK MY ASS IN TORMENT
HEIDI LOVES ARLEN

Fresh wind fill my sail,
set course for the North horizon.
Grandma has a cock!

Got first date jitters
Better not get fookin drunk
DOH! Maybe next time.

Cthulu I am...
I have clained that name before
Crawling chaos NOW!

holy hell i'm bored
want to shoot the dj she's
just not punk as fuck

Yeah!

What kind of cock and
ball story is this any-
way? (Bad Haiku form?)

Cocks? Balls? Explosion?
Viagra is good but...
It should be used responsibly!
Yeah!

On Santa's big lap
My scrotum goes POP! My balls
Are gathered by elves