Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Eh there, what the fuck?
The last haiku posted here
gets seen all Sunday!

Mellie gets to win
the honor of being the
top haiku dog gal.
Haiku # 8469, April 1, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Windsong
so cheerio Cliff
drizzling of rum on crushed ice
happy little sips
Haiku # 8468, April 1, 2001 6:56 am ET
by mellie, P C 1
just so much hot air
all that talk at kyoto
switch on the aircon
Haiku # 8467, April 1, 2001 5:22 am ET
by ash
Serbian haiku.
Shit's hard enough without that
diasbility!
Haiku # 8466, March 31, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
Let it go, Solbey!
Do your damndest bad haiku.
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8465, March 31, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am drunk now and
my vaime is loaded who can
be seen from window?

Haiku # 8464, March 31, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by Slobodan Milosevic
i respect shitty
poets they remind me of
my drunken father
Haiku # 8463, March 31, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Slobodan Milosevic
i am not sure what
i should do, so i will leave
it to bad haiku
Haiku # 8462, March 31, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Slobodan Milosevic
Sorry ass haiku
Really has too many fuckin syllables.
Bad haiku is really really fuckin good.
Granny has a cock!
Haiku # 8461, March 31, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by ap
my dumbass computer
matches my sorry excuse
of a boyfriend
Haiku # 8460, March 31, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Distant redneck roar.
Stock car racing starts tonight.
Their Grannies have cocks.
Haiku # 8459, March 31, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by ap
No Haiku shortage.
Put your brain on fuckin' hold.
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8458, March 31, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by ap
I really said it!
"Your is is getting really fat."
Jack off for six weeks.
Haiku # 8457, March 31, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 8456, March 31, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8455, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8454, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8453, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8452, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8451, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to bed with wet hair
comes morning.appearance of
an oxymoron
Haiku # 8450, March 31, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by bruce
Going to auction.
Anyone need anything?
Cocks of any kind?
Haiku # 8449, March 31, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by Windsong
The crowds have dispersed
Winter wains in the city
The poets march on
Haiku # 8448, March 31, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Hair Removal Kit
said not to use on my balls
now my crotch is bald

I have no pubes now
My nuts look like mister clean
oh, how it itches!
Haiku # 8447, March 31, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Slug
So as Onan goes,
Such pleasure unfulfilling.
I choose pudendum!
Haiku # 8446, March 31, 2001 10:48 am ET
by ap
I feel so privleged
just played a game with the lad
he came at his desk

thanked me profusely.
it was my pleasure, I said
It didn't take long
Haiku # 8445, March 31, 2001 10:30 am ET
by mellie
oh willing vessel
i/o device is a waste
spray my jizz on your??????
Haiku # 8444, March 31, 2001 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A sticky keyboard
implies great jizzing power.
What a man he is!!
Haiku # 8443, March 31, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Windsong
Haiku # 8442, March 31, 2001 9:48 am ET
by mellie, hell he he he that is so bad
he said he was a mess
and left abruptly to wash.
his keyboard's sticky
Haiku # 8441, March 31, 2001 9:47 am ET
by mellie
Shrill butt trumpet song
heralds my awakening.
Too much beer and beef.
Haiku # 8440, March 31, 2001 9:02 am ET
by ap
this world was lucky
but don't get up gentlemen
bob dylan passed through
Haiku # 8439, March 31, 2001 8:25 am ET
by mellie
my master controls
every move that I make.
man, do I wriggle!
Haiku # 8438, March 31, 2001 3:05 am ET
by mellie, good little pupil, eager to please
get you arse in gear
am expecting some cock-up
just come mate, come soon
Haiku # 8437, March 31, 2001 3:02 am ET
by mellie (this is what granny wants , so there!)
Hey, you cannot cound?
You cannot even spell good.
But I love you still.
Haiku # 8436, March 31, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Windsong
I am quite drunk.
Sorry for the last haiku.
I cannot cound.
Haiku # 8435, March 30, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by it be poem
Hurts when I pee.
I shoud not have poked those sheep.
Foot and mouth disease abounds.
Haiku # 8434, March 30, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by it be poem
Man, I've got the runs!
I ate some bad bacon, cause'
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8433, March 30, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by Slug
Camel toe surprise!
i sniff your stanky wu wu!
Many pisses here.
Haiku # 8432, March 30, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by ap
Terrible bad poems
Forged out sick and strange minds
God I love this page!
Haiku # 8431, March 30, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
come come my lady
i make your legs shake, you make
granny have a cow
Haiku # 8430, March 30, 2001 8:00 pm ET
by bruce
Post your bad haiku
While i chase my withered balls
Wife ordered pizza
Haiku # 8429, March 30, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We sit and wait here
where is the creative man
chasing balls somewhere
Haiku # 8428, March 30, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
THE DAY NOT YET DONE
I PICK MY ASS IN TORMENT
HEIDI LOVES ARLEN
Haiku # 8427, March 30, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fresh wind fill my sail,
set course for the North horizon.
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8426, March 30, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ap
Got first date jitters
Better not get fookin drunk
DOH! Maybe next time.
Haiku # 8425, March 30, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by freakshow
Cthulu I am...
I have clained that name before
Crawling chaos NOW!
Haiku # 8424, March 30, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Drophammer
holy hell i'm bored
want to shoot the dj she's
just not punk as fuck
Haiku # 8423, March 30, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by snarlen of victoria
Listen, his name called
Hushed below a, "Cthulu,"
Truer power comes.
Haiku # 8422, March 30, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by WormWood
Haiku # 8421, March 30, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by [b]test[/b] of {b}test{/b}
Yeah!
Haiku # 8420, March 30, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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