I ate a salad.
My colon cried out, "Hooray!
Green vegetation!"
(Hey, I didn't say "shit".)
by Windsong
ash, come out and play
don't be afraid of the dung
beetles have armor
and i have a bug
my yellow vw
will cruise through shitsville
(lord i'm tired of the ass/shit jokes)
by sheena
a christian witch I
think I am or this confused
seeker of times and old
obcessions mixed with
empathy, rage, sadness, joy
always faith, and loss
by Moxie of Mellie, themadtaer@hotmail.com
my new boss is male
he's s0o0o chauvinist piggish
his dress code -no slacks
for women, that is
for men, no shorts are the rule
and nothing fuchsia!
by sheena
sorry about that, the server screwed up
by sheena
blind mice, see them run
through the corporate mazes
no cheese at the end
bloody knife awaits
gee, freudian or what, huh?
she cuts off their tails
by sheena
blind mice, see them run
through the corporate mazes
no cheese at the end
bloody knife awaits
gee, freudian or what, huh?
she cuts off their tails
by sheena
horrid poetry
keeps getting horrider yet
when will the shit quit?
by sheena
your word is like dust
blasphemy is your ticket
train crash forever
by Pedro of Cali
goodhaiku.com?
oh webmaster of this site
laughing to himself
by Pedro of Cali
A beautiful day
a cesspool of bad, haikus
why can't you be good?
by Pedro of Cali
Claritin enchains
drug pushing doctors are slaves
my nose is runny
by Pedro of Cali
beating against ground
heart injured and no repair
footsteps on a cloud
by Grog of Seattle
Gentle lady talks
Phone rings and the rage begins
Tech support is hell!
by Grog of Seattle
Gentle lady talks
Phone rings and the rage begins
Tech support is hell!
by Grog of Seattle
Paper buries me.
Words and numbers without end
Grog want to DESTROY!!!
by Grog of Seattle
Says Mary Magdalene,
"Jesus, me love you long time."
Jesus had a cock.
by ap
Very busy day
much work around me, well that
and cleaning my ass
by Saint
I eat the dead cow
It is rotten and lumpy
Oh the big lard. Fin.
by balls of balls
this is so strange here
where are all the wonder boys?
saint, drop, praying man
that's priest, not mantis.
solace is mount madonna
such beautiful words
where's anonymous
poet ash,moxie's missing
no more grog, I thirst
by mellie
Where are my dear friends
Gently posting winds of ass
And puddles of taint?
by Priest
i stroke endlessly
my penis becomes raw and
everyone gets wet
fear my peckersnot!
contaminated with the dank!
chum chum bow wow UNF!
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
highnoon@Hainan
I spy with my little eye
something beginning
by mellie
you need a plunger:
perhaps even remove bung:
or just eat prunes, mate
by mellie,suggestions for bung daddy
I like the red ones
But not the ones with speckles
They're watermelon
by Crash Davis
I plugged the toilet
Drove in from Winemucca
Didn't shit this morning
by Bung Daddy
He arose aroused.
touched her libidinous neck
bit lightly, and dreampt
by Brady of Toronto
only new condoms
the choirboy told me so
insert fingers here
by jerm
spinning then slipping
resounding crack on landing
sharp ensuing howl
by mount madonna mama
eyes glazed with ointment
it's not good when their arms swell
or so they tell me
by mount madonna mama
grey bedrock ridgeback
undulates through the landscape
clad in moss and leaves
by mount madonna mama
a crease or a fold
can never be taken back
paper's memory
by mount madonna mama
now they come again
with their cold steel and dead eyes
she hears the footsteps
by mount madonna mama
this man gets no love
lonliness is not the key
theyr'e better off dead
by jerM of NH
spring break, sleep: good things
return to school, planes: bad things
this, that: no matter
by Anonymous Poet
i cannot count now
way too much booze in system
now i am the fool
by jerm
right hand beats off
time to clean up the big spill
before people see
by JERM
Cobra snake necktie.
Yikes! George Thorogood is nuts.
Snakes really scare me.
by ap
pettiness exists
inside those who cannot see
one's own Viagra
by jerm of north of Boston
Eh there, what the fuck?
The last haiku posted here
gets seen all Sunday!
Mellie gets to win
the honor of being the
top haiku dog gal.
by Windsong
so cheerio Cliff
drizzling of rum on crushed ice
happy little sips
by mellie, P C 1
just so much hot air
all that talk at kyoto
switch on the aircon
by ash
Serbian haiku.
Shit's hard enough without that
diasbility!
by ap
Let it go, Solbey!
Do your damndest bad haiku.
Grandma has a cock!
by Anonymous Poet
i am drunk now and
my vaime is loaded who can
be seen from window?
by Slobodan Milosevic
i respect shitty
poets they remind me of
my drunken father
by Slobodan Milosevic
i am not sure what
i should do, so i will leave
it to bad haiku
by Slobodan Milosevic
Sorry ass haiku
Really has too many fuckin syllables.
Bad haiku is really really fuckin good.
Granny has a cock!
by ap
my dumbass computer
matches my sorry excuse
of a boyfriend
by Anonymous Poet
