I like the red ones
But not the ones with speckles
They're watermelon

I plugged the toilet
Drove in from Winemucca
Didn't shit this morning

He arose aroused.
touched her libidinous neck
bit lightly, and dreampt

only new condoms
the choirboy told me so
insert fingers here

spinning then slipping
resounding crack on landing
sharp ensuing howl

eyes glazed with ointment
it's not good when their arms swell
or so they tell me

grey bedrock ridgeback
undulates through the landscape
clad in moss and leaves

a crease or a fold
can never be taken back
paper's memory

now they come again
with their cold steel and dead eyes
she hears the footsteps

this man gets no love
lonliness is not the key
theyr'e better off dead

spring break, sleep: good things
return to school, planes: bad things
this, that: no matter

i cannot count now
way too much booze in system
now i am the fool

right hand beats off
time to clean up the big spill
before people see

Cobra snake necktie.
Yikes! George Thorogood is nuts.
Snakes really scare me.

pettiness exists
inside those who cannot see
one's own Viagra

Eh there, what the fuck?
The last haiku posted here
gets seen all Sunday!

Mellie gets to win
the honor of being the
top haiku dog gal.

so cheerio Cliff
drizzling of rum on crushed ice
happy little sips

just so much hot air
all that talk at kyoto
switch on the aircon

Serbian haiku.
Shit's hard enough without that
diasbility!

Let it go, Solbey!
Do your damndest bad haiku.
Grandma has a cock!

i am drunk now and
my vaime is loaded who can
be seen from window?

i respect shitty
poets they remind me of
my drunken father

i am not sure what
i should do, so i will leave
it to bad haiku

Sorry ass haiku
Really has too many fuckin syllables.
Bad haiku is really really fuckin good.
Granny has a cock!

my dumbass computer
matches my sorry excuse
of a boyfriend

Distant redneck roar.
Stock car racing starts tonight.
Their Grannies have cocks.

No Haiku shortage.
Put your brain on fuckin' hold.
Grandma has a cock!

I really said it!
"Your is is getting really fat."
Jack off for six weeks.

to bed with wet hair
comes morning.appearance of
an oxymoron

Going to auction.
Anyone need anything?
Cocks of any kind?

The crowds have dispersed
Winter wains in the city
The poets march on

Hair Removal Kit
said not to use on my balls
now my crotch is bald

I have no pubes now
My nuts look like mister clean
oh, how it itches!

So as Onan goes,
Such pleasure unfulfilling.
I choose pudendum!

I feel so privleged
just played a game with the lad
he came at his desk

thanked me profusely.
it was my pleasure, I said
It didn't take long

oh willing vessel
i/o device is a waste
spray my jizz on your??????

A sticky keyboard
implies great jizzing power.
What a man he is!!

he said he was a mess
and left abruptly to wash.
his keyboard's sticky

Shrill butt trumpet song
heralds my awakening.
Too much beer and beef.

this world was lucky
but don't get up gentlemen
bob dylan passed through

my master controls
every move that I make.
man, do I wriggle!

get you arse in gear
am expecting some cock-up
just come mate, come soon

Hey, you cannot cound?
You cannot even spell good.
But I love you still.