Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Gentle lady talks
Phone rings and the rage begins
Tech support is hell!
Haiku # 8496, April 2, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Gentle lady talks
Phone rings and the rage begins
Tech support is hell!
Haiku # 8495, April 2, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Paper buries me.
Words and numbers without end
Grog want to DESTROY!!!
Haiku # 8494, April 2, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Says Mary Magdalene,
"Jesus, me love you long time."
Jesus had a cock.
Haiku # 8493, April 2, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ap
Very busy day
much work around me, well that
and cleaning my ass
Haiku # 8492, April 2, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by Saint
I eat the dead cow
It is rotten and lumpy
Oh the big lard. Fin.
Haiku # 8491, April 2, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by balls of balls
this is so strange here
where are all the wonder boys?
saint, drop, praying man

that's priest, not mantis.
solace is mount madonna
such beautiful words

where's anonymous
poet ash,moxie's missing
no more grog, I thirst
Haiku # 8490, April 2, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by mellie
Where are my dear friends
Gently posting winds of ass
And puddles of taint?
Haiku # 8489, April 2, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Priest
i stroke endlessly
my penis becomes raw and
everyone gets wet

fear my peckersnot!
contaminated with the dank!
chum chum bow wow UNF!
Haiku # 8488, April 2, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
highnoon@Hainan
I spy with my little eye
something beginning
Haiku # 8487, April 2, 2001 6:13 am ET
by mellie
you need a plunger:
perhaps even remove bung:
or just eat prunes, mate
Haiku # 8486, April 2, 2001 2:32 am ET
by mellie,suggestions for bung daddy
I like the red ones
But not the ones with speckles
They're watermelon
Haiku # 8485, April 2, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Crash Davis
I plugged the toilet
Drove in from Winemucca
Didn't shit this morning
Haiku # 8484, April 2, 2001 1:26 am ET
by Bung Daddy
Haiku # 8483, April 2, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Bung
He arose aroused.
touched her libidinous neck
bit lightly, and dreampt

Haiku # 8482, April 1, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
only new condoms
the choirboy told me so
insert fingers here
Haiku # 8481, April 1, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by jerm
spinning then slipping
resounding crack on landing
sharp ensuing howl
Haiku # 8480, April 1, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
eyes glazed with ointment
it's not good when their arms swell
or so they tell me
Haiku # 8479, April 1, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
grey bedrock ridgeback
undulates through the landscape
clad in moss and leaves
Haiku # 8478, April 1, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a crease or a fold
can never be taken back
paper's memory
Haiku # 8477, April 1, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
now they come again
with their cold steel and dead eyes
she hears the footsteps
Haiku # 8476, April 1, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
this man gets no love
lonliness is not the key
theyr'e better off dead
Haiku # 8475, April 1, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by jerM of NH
spring break, sleep: good things
return to school, planes: bad things
this, that: no matter
Haiku # 8474, April 1, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i cannot count now
way too much booze in system
now i am the fool
Haiku # 8473, April 1, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by jerm
right hand beats off
time to clean up the big spill
before people see
Haiku # 8472, April 1, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by JERM
Cobra snake necktie.
Yikes! George Thorogood is nuts.
Snakes really scare me.
Haiku # 8471, April 1, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by ap
pettiness exists
inside those who cannot see
one's own Viagra

Haiku # 8470, April 1, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by jerm of north of Boston
Eh there, what the fuck?
The last haiku posted here
gets seen all Sunday!

Mellie gets to win
the honor of being the
top haiku dog gal.
Haiku # 8469, April 1, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Windsong
so cheerio Cliff
drizzling of rum on crushed ice
happy little sips
Haiku # 8468, April 1, 2001 6:56 am ET
by mellie, P C 1
just so much hot air
all that talk at kyoto
switch on the aircon
Haiku # 8467, April 1, 2001 5:22 am ET
by ash
Serbian haiku.
Shit's hard enough without that
diasbility!
Haiku # 8466, March 31, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
Let it go, Solbey!
Do your damndest bad haiku.
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8465, March 31, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am drunk now and
my vaime is loaded who can
be seen from window?

Haiku # 8464, March 31, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by Slobodan Milosevic
i respect shitty
poets they remind me of
my drunken father
Haiku # 8463, March 31, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Slobodan Milosevic
i am not sure what
i should do, so i will leave
it to bad haiku
Haiku # 8462, March 31, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Slobodan Milosevic
Sorry ass haiku
Really has too many fuckin syllables.
Bad haiku is really really fuckin good.
Granny has a cock!
Haiku # 8461, March 31, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by ap
my dumbass computer
matches my sorry excuse
of a boyfriend
Haiku # 8460, March 31, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Distant redneck roar.
Stock car racing starts tonight.
Their Grannies have cocks.
Haiku # 8459, March 31, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by ap
No Haiku shortage.
Put your brain on fuckin' hold.
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8458, March 31, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by ap
I really said it!
"Your is is getting really fat."
Jack off for six weeks.
Haiku # 8457, March 31, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by ap
Haiku # 8456, March 31, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8455, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8454, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8453, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8452, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8451, March 31, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to bed with wet hair
comes morning.appearance of
an oxymoron
Haiku # 8450, March 31, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by bruce
Going to auction.
Anyone need anything?
Cocks of any kind?
Haiku # 8449, March 31, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by Windsong
The crowds have dispersed
Winter wains in the city
The poets march on
Haiku # 8448, March 31, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Hair Removal Kit
said not to use on my balls
now my crotch is bald

I have no pubes now
My nuts look like mister clean
oh, how it itches!
Haiku # 8447, March 31, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Slug
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