Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

get a good grip
on somebody's firm boobies
smack 'em and squeeze 'em
Haiku # 8598, April 4, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by boobles the clown
g'day drophammer
a p was fretting for ya
he just went ape-shit
Haiku # 8597, April 4, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by mellie
my love's flesh hammer
pounding your pink monkey wrench
screwing up my glans
Haiku # 8596, April 4, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by sango orangutango of inside your ass
just deserts desert
boots regular docs
peach melba dessert
Haiku # 8595, April 4, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by mellie a real bed O win
I'm right here... you are
Never free from fear while I
Haunt this haiku world
Haiku # 8594, April 4, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Drophammer
Where drophammer, Boy?
Where saint, ash, and the others?
Where the fuck are we?
Haiku # 8593, April 4, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
i wonder if i make a haiku
that has far too many syllables
in each line,will it get published on this page?
Haiku # 8592, April 4, 2001 11:39 am ET
by i wonder
do do do do do
do do do do daytona
let us go away
Haiku # 8591, April 4, 2001 11:35 am ET
by pree
Where is the thing, that will stop me.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Haiku # 8590, April 4, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Charles Maurice
Tarzan bad haiku
is really fuckin' awful.
Badder is better.
Haiku # 8589, April 4, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ap
Wingless crane no fly.
Tarzan laugh and eat that crane.
Granny has a cock.
Haiku # 8588, April 4, 2001 10:49 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
The wingless crane flew
Backwards into the oak tree
How horrible, nein?
Haiku # 8587, April 4, 2001 10:37 am ET
by the wingless crane
they make no sense here
all of these so-called haikus
I goudge out eyes now
Haiku # 8586, April 4, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NASDAQ going down.
Tarzan save his coconuts.
Tarzan laugh! You lose!
Haiku # 8585, April 4, 2001 10:30 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan live jungle.
Too many ants, no shower.
Croc live in bathtub.
Haiku # 8584, April 4, 2001 10:20 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan love jungle.
Many animals live there.
Jane need to trim bush.
Haiku # 8583, April 4, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan no yodel.
Too many syllabes! Ungh!
Grunt good! Fit in poem.
Haiku # 8582, April 4, 2001 10:00 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Cheetah good. No Bite!
Hairy nipple. Not talk much.
Tarzan like Cheetah.
Haiku # 8581, April 4, 2001 9:55 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Haiku bad. Get Boy!
Cheetah, Go find boy! Tight Bung.
Jane not bad. Boy good!
Haiku # 8580, April 4, 2001 9:50 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
supernova burned
fire burn cauldren bubble
hubble's spaced far out
Haiku # 8579, April 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by mellie, brushing up my shaakespeare
fair's fowl and fowl's fair
hover through the filthy air
grandma's killing swine
Haiku # 8578, April 4, 2001 8:44 am ET
by mellie,thanks to Bill S.,(macbeth)
my nose declares war
is it sinus of the times ?
nuke us with mucus
Haiku # 8577, April 4, 2001 7:34 am ET
by ash
canopy of stars
midnight at the oasis
ash is on fire
Haiku # 8576, April 4, 2001 5:37 am ET
by mellie
at first this was fun
creating clever haikus
short attention span
Haiku # 8575, April 4, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
morning harmony
swans glide with tranquility
load up the bong, dude
Haiku # 8574, April 4, 2001 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the forward
now I am aware of that
new mullet webpage
Haiku # 8573, April 4, 2001 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
smell my finger, man
does that smell normal to you?
hey, you! please come back!
Haiku # 8572, April 4, 2001 3:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
frat boy uniform
tennis visor sits askew
abercrombie hell
Haiku # 8571, April 4, 2001 3:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
morning bleariness
piss stream out of my control
laundry imminent
Haiku # 8570, April 4, 2001 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what a burning pain!
be sure to ask your doctor
about new Valtrex
Haiku # 8569, April 4, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stock options worthless
no range rover for you now
eat shit dot-commer
Haiku # 8568, April 4, 2001 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Us politics?
republicans go to war.......
democrates get blown
Haiku # 8567, April 4, 2001 1:07 am ET
by a china thing
He haikus real good,
better than I can haiku
What's the prize, Dubya?
Haiku # 8566, April 4, 2001 12:42 am ET
by prhater of oakland, ca
I saw Madonna's
New video Tuesday night.
My God, how she sucks.
Haiku # 8565, April 3, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by M Longo MD of Philadelphia
You--I love you!-- You
So Crazy, I Think I Wan-
Na Have Yo' Baby...
Haiku # 8564, April 3, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by M. Longo MD of Philadlephia
I'm a Doctor On-
Call; So tired and sleepy
Can't sleep--write Haikus
Haiku # 8563, April 3, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
welcome back sheena
I guess the moths have all left?
and all is now well?
Haiku # 8562, April 3, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by frenchy
My books pile up like
Mounds of mating tortoises
I need new bookshelves.
Haiku # 8561, April 3, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Jobby of UK
Miss Everything's Haiku
made me have to toss off
before eating lunch.
Haiku # 8560, April 3, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Windsong
"not right in the head"
a sign around my neck so
people know to watch
Haiku # 8559, April 3, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Veegis The Vigorous Vicar
NASDAQ ends with Q.
You warthog faced buffoon, you!
Insult me? No more!
Haiku # 8558, April 3, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by Drophammer
look ash, quality
falling off some more: just like
NASDAC - hear them roar!
Haiku # 8557, April 3, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by boo
locker room ass bomb
someone let one rip away
bad gym etiquette
Haiku # 8556, April 3, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Drophammer
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
Haiku # 8555, April 3, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ap
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
Haiku # 8554, April 3, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flowered poetry.
Smiley faced bad haiku.
No long words allowed.
Haiku # 8553, April 3, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by ap
foot and mouth burns bright
moo cow festers twilight
bugger king hazey
Haiku # 8552, April 3, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by simeon pistachio-muckspread of Stafford,UK
Are those tennis balls?
No, they are my testicles
Is that your racket?
Haiku # 8551, April 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Undada Yomm
Anal Chuggling
rectum vibrating from such
gross acts of taboo
Haiku # 8550, April 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Maruku of everywhere
Profound bad haiku
Made to test my inetellect.
Shit sonnets now rule.
Haiku # 8549, April 3, 2001 11:17 am ET
by ap
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