canopy of stars
midnight at the oasis
ash is on fire
by mellie
at first this was fun
creating clever haikus
short attention span
by Anonymous Poet
morning harmony
swans glide with tranquility
load up the bong, dude
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the forward
now I am aware of that
new mullet webpage
by Anonymous Poet
smell my finger, man
does that smell normal to you?
hey, you! please come back!
by Anonymous Poet
frat boy uniform
tennis visor sits askew
abercrombie hell
by Anonymous Poet
morning bleariness
piss stream out of my control
laundry imminent
by Anonymous Poet
what a burning pain!
be sure to ask your doctor
about new Valtrex
by Anonymous Poet
stock options worthless
no range rover for you now
eat shit dot-commer
by Anonymous Poet
Us politics?
republicans go to war.......
democrates get blown
by a china thing
He haikus real good,
better than I can haiku
What's the prize, Dubya?
by prhater of oakland, ca
I saw Madonna's
New video Tuesday night.
My God, how she sucks.
by M Longo MD of Philadelphia
You--I love you!-- You
So Crazy, I Think I Wan-
Na Have Yo' Baby...
by M. Longo MD of Philadlephia
I'm a Doctor On-
Call; So tired and sleepy
Can't sleep--write Haikus
by Anonymous Poet
welcome back sheena
I guess the moths have all left?
and all is now well?
by frenchy
My books pile up like
Mounds of mating tortoises
I need new bookshelves.
by Jobby of UK
Miss Everything's Haiku
made me have to toss off
before eating lunch.
by Windsong
"not right in the head"
a sign around my neck so
people know to watch
by Veegis The Vigorous Vicar
NASDAQ ends with Q.
You warthog faced buffoon, you!
Insult me? No more!
by Drophammer
look ash, quality
falling off some more: just like
NASDAC - hear them roar!
by boo
locker room ass bomb
someone let one rip away
bad gym etiquette
by Drophammer
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
by ap
Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.
by Anonymous Poet
Flowered poetry.
Smiley faced bad haiku.
No long words allowed.
by ap
foot and mouth burns bright
moo cow festers twilight
bugger king hazey
by simeon pistachio-muckspread of Stafford,UK
Are those tennis balls?
No, they are my testicles
Is that your racket?
by Undada Yomm
Anal Chuggling
rectum vibrating from such
gross acts of taboo
by Maruku of everywhere
Profound bad haiku
Made to test my inetellect.
Shit sonnets now rule.
by ap
quality down, ash?
oo, like you noticed just now!
toast Miss E and friend.
by boo
re-puke-lickin's led
the way of poo, you all fall-
lowed suit - oh, so cute!
by unconceding of white Outhouse
problem not the plane
in China, it's the bull in
stolen elections
we saw the lies that
said little boys choose first boy
of the dead kingdom
and we said we must
be blind to that, we must be
proud of shit always
by unconceding of white Outhouse
centerfuge spinning
Harry hangs on for dear life
bowels trailing aft
by Drophammer
do not doubt. i lurk.
ever watchful eyes probing.
when moved, i will write
by praying mantis
inviting wetness
ripe oasis of love
i'm falling in deep
by ash
twice upon a time
that same thing happens again
history repeats
by ash
promote my privates
after they become major -
generalia ?
by ash
where is this heading ?
quality is going down
like contributors
by ash
Mellie, a dead dog?
Been there, suffered thru the pain.
So sorry, really.
by Windsong
gaping hole ready.
Trafalgar's black plastic shroud.
gone to dog heaven.
by mellie
Let's clear the air here.
three days twenty-four air men,
closure critical
by mellie
Chilly in China.
I spy with my lettle eye
something beginning
by mellie
assholes exit here
get out of my fucking face
thats what time it is
by JeRm
I see Mr. T
On Missouri Title Loan
Commercial. Poor fool.
by Betty LeBomb
po eats the pretzels
but they make him feel thirsty
Ying tong iddle I...
by The Angry Magpie of Ostreelya
Miss Everything's Nude Plunge
c 4699 by the author
by Anonymous Poet
here it is the EPIC
"Miss E's Nude Plunge" from haikus
#8530 - #8510 (excluding #8514)
by Miss E & Raul of wild on earth
Miss Everything's Nude Plunge
the latest thrill in
the skies, it's a logical
distension to fuck
to sky-dive naked
in tandem: from mile-high to
fall in luf/fuc-ked
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
meet my buff lover,
Raul, and my friends in the
club: help us prepare
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
fem oriented
strip me, and frigging freshen
my wet slit in prep
feel my beautiful
breasts, complimentary felt
by on-lickers, yeah!
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
male preferences
strip him, and in succor raise
and harden his joint
curious fondling,
tickling hard-nut scrotum
and exciting meat
by Miss Everything of in the blue sky
