Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

janis left town
she called yesterday
but didn't call back, sob, sob
Haiku # 8615, April 4, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by etana jacobson of hollywood, ca
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random haiku generator.
Haiku # 8614, April 4, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Windsong
Can't figure it out?
Well, the reason is so that
The sheep will push back!
Haiku # 8613, April 4, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
I got one, here, now
Where does the farmer fuck sheep?
On the edge of a cliff
Haiku # 8612, April 4, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Poetry shows life
Give expression of a soul
Some sick people here! :)
Haiku # 8611, April 4, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
No DSL here?
Are you fucking kidding me
This city is screwed.
Haiku # 8610, April 4, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Scrotus, powerful SACK
Reservoir to Billions
Fearless to Jizz in your EYE
Haiku # 8609, April 4, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by NecroPedophile of Chicago Illinass
clothes pegs make good grips
I thought boobies might be birds
squeesing tits is fun
Haiku # 8608, April 4, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by mellie
sorry drophammer
I usually go to far
can't help myself pet (oops, yes I can)
Haiku # 8607, April 4, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by mellie
empty eye sockets
are not a good look A P
suck off those (eye) balls

holes are ready there
please slip them back in to see
what you have missed mate
Haiku # 8606, April 4, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by mellie
Priest, I am thinking
Of a card game based on cool
Movie scenes, quotes, dudes
Haiku # 8605, April 4, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Drophammer
Priest awakens with start,
Where was he all yesterday?
With no modem line.
Haiku # 8604, April 4, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Priest
some call me Angel
bittersweet, that... but in here
I am Drophammer
Haiku # 8603, April 4, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by Drophammer
Saint goes on retreat
when angels were singing hymn
and Priest holy praise
Haiku # 8602, April 4, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
mellie... ah mellie
such a name ripe for rhyming
your stuff, good to read
Haiku # 8601, April 4, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Drophammer
I knew a bloke once
he was a man from Berlin
kept saying arse O
Haiku # 8600, April 4, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by mellie
grape nuts to ape nuts
ape shit to grape shit and there's
shit nuts for grape ape
Haiku # 8599, April 4, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Drophammer
get a good grip
on somebody's firm boobies
smack 'em and squeeze 'em
Haiku # 8598, April 4, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by boobles the clown
g'day drophammer
a p was fretting for ya
he just went ape-shit
Haiku # 8597, April 4, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by mellie
my love's flesh hammer
pounding your pink monkey wrench
screwing up my glans
Haiku # 8596, April 4, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by sango orangutango of inside your ass
just deserts desert
boots regular docs
peach melba dessert
Haiku # 8595, April 4, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by mellie a real bed O win
I'm right here... you are
Never free from fear while I
Haunt this haiku world
Haiku # 8594, April 4, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Drophammer
Where drophammer, Boy?
Where saint, ash, and the others?
Where the fuck are we?
Haiku # 8593, April 4, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
i wonder if i make a haiku
that has far too many syllables
in each line,will it get published on this page?
Haiku # 8592, April 4, 2001 11:39 am ET
by i wonder
do do do do do
do do do do daytona
let us go away
Haiku # 8591, April 4, 2001 11:35 am ET
by pree
Where is the thing, that will stop me.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Itchy tooth, watery gum.
Haiku # 8590, April 4, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Charles Maurice
Tarzan bad haiku
is really fuckin' awful.
Badder is better.
Haiku # 8589, April 4, 2001 11:05 am ET
by ap
Wingless crane no fly.
Tarzan laugh and eat that crane.
Granny has a cock.
Haiku # 8588, April 4, 2001 10:49 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
The wingless crane flew
Backwards into the oak tree
How horrible, nein?
Haiku # 8587, April 4, 2001 10:37 am ET
by the wingless crane
they make no sense here
all of these so-called haikus
I goudge out eyes now
Haiku # 8586, April 4, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NASDAQ going down.
Tarzan save his coconuts.
Tarzan laugh! You lose!
Haiku # 8585, April 4, 2001 10:30 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan live jungle.
Too many ants, no shower.
Croc live in bathtub.
Haiku # 8584, April 4, 2001 10:20 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan love jungle.
Many animals live there.
Jane need to trim bush.
Haiku # 8583, April 4, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Tarzan no yodel.
Too many syllabes! Ungh!
Grunt good! Fit in poem.
Haiku # 8582, April 4, 2001 10:00 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Cheetah good. No Bite!
Hairy nipple. Not talk much.
Tarzan like Cheetah.
Haiku # 8581, April 4, 2001 9:55 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
Haiku bad. Get Boy!
Cheetah, Go find boy! Tight Bung.
Jane not bad. Boy good!
Haiku # 8580, April 4, 2001 9:50 am ET
by ap writing as Tarzan King of Jungle!
supernova burned
fire burn cauldren bubble
hubble's spaced far out
Haiku # 8579, April 4, 2001 8:46 am ET
by mellie, brushing up my shaakespeare
fair's fowl and fowl's fair
hover through the filthy air
grandma's killing swine
Haiku # 8578, April 4, 2001 8:44 am ET
by mellie,thanks to Bill S.,(macbeth)
my nose declares war
is it sinus of the times ?
nuke us with mucus
Haiku # 8577, April 4, 2001 7:34 am ET
by ash
canopy of stars
midnight at the oasis
ash is on fire
Haiku # 8576, April 4, 2001 5:37 am ET
by mellie
at first this was fun
creating clever haikus
short attention span
Haiku # 8575, April 4, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
morning harmony
swans glide with tranquility
load up the bong, dude
Haiku # 8574, April 4, 2001 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
thanks for the forward
now I am aware of that
new mullet webpage
Haiku # 8573, April 4, 2001 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
smell my finger, man
does that smell normal to you?
hey, you! please come back!
Haiku # 8572, April 4, 2001 3:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
frat boy uniform
tennis visor sits askew
abercrombie hell
Haiku # 8571, April 4, 2001 3:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
morning bleariness
piss stream out of my control
laundry imminent
Haiku # 8570, April 4, 2001 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what a burning pain!
be sure to ask your doctor
about new Valtrex
Haiku # 8569, April 4, 2001 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stock options worthless
no range rover for you now
eat shit dot-commer
Haiku # 8568, April 4, 2001 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Us politics?
republicans go to war.......
democrates get blown
Haiku # 8567, April 4, 2001 1:07 am ET
by a china thing
He haikus real good,
better than I can haiku
What's the prize, Dubya?
Haiku # 8566, April 4, 2001 12:42 am ET
by prhater of oakland, ca
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