I pee, butterfly
lands on me, so beautiful.
why are my legs wet?
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Bad haiku. It's art,
comedy, entertainment.
Best part is, it's free!
It's two, two, two mints..
Wait a minute now. That's a
different advert.
by ap
Bad haiku is art.
Should one artist criticize
another's bad 'ku?
by ap
always criticise.
you who were taught not to think,
question dumbing down.
by boo
Inconclusive
even recount proves
twat would still be president
even if gore won
gore's bro governor?
twat would still be pestilent.
let Nader debate!
by unconceding of white Outhouse
Never criticize
Bad haiku or the author.
Perfect bad haiku.
by ap
"ain't interested"
say the ones who cum to her
suggestion, "try it!"
by tomcruise of jerk
Miss E has such mind
and she has such a lively
twat - you'd think I'd mind
by Britney Spears of too lazy to herself
stomping a rectum
churning a colon with cleats
such dark bloody treats
by boobles the clown
Step on the rectum!
Like a penny rolling by.
Good help hard to find.
by ap
Last night, my colon
Attempted to turn itself
Inside out. It did.
Now, it trails behind
As I walk on, it dangles
Betwixt thighs and drips.
by Drophammer
I know we speak of
Fecal matter quite often
But wow... my ass hurts.
by Drophammer
the pree fishies swim
i like to watch them all day
swim pree fishies! swim!
by Pree
Awaken straightend.
Hard as Superman's kneecap.
Blue visionary.
by ap
I'm at his service
ancillairy position
subordinate cause
by mellie
the lord has risen
so has the yeast, it's frothing
my buns are ruined
by mellie
Hey Morning Night Guy --
at least it's 5-7-5 crap.
That makes it High Art.
by Windsong
just crap and more crap!!!
crap and crap and crap this is
really bad haiku
by morning night and weekends TOO!
mate like a rabbit!
sorry your buns like ear-muffs
what's that? lettuce eat?
tell me what's up doc
my temperature is rising
and pulse is racing
by mellie, head down tail up
on a treaure hunt
checking out your easter buns
make like a rabbit
by ash
easter is coming
Mellie's getting fat again
angoraphobic
by mellie
got the camping urge
best take familiar routes
get those swags unrolled
by mellie
empty eyes profound
by ap
quiet and silent
the cars heater burns hotter
spreading my ass kiss
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Everything's Nude Plunge:
8530-8510 is the best
GO THERE! SKIP THE REST!
by Miss Everything
windsong sky-dive nude
slit whistle while you do, woo!
toss cookies, snooky
by Miss Everything
Janis needs her DSL.
What is life without tivo?
Move back to LA.
by Eric of LA
if janis would call back
birds fly across the window
but there is silence
by etana of tinseltown, ca
janis left town
she called yesterday
but didn't call back, sob, sob
by etana jacobson of hollywood, ca
www.familygames.com/
features/humor/haiku.html
random haiku generator.
by Windsong
Can't figure it out?
Well, the reason is so that
The sheep will push back!
by Garik of Jersey
I got one, here, now
Where does the farmer fuck sheep?
On the edge of a cliff
by Garik of Jersey
Poetry shows life
Give expression of a soul
Some sick people here! :)
by Grog of Seattle
No DSL here?
Are you fucking kidding me
This city is screwed.
by Janis of Toronto
Scrotus, powerful SACK
Reservoir to Billions
Fearless to Jizz in your EYE
by NecroPedophile of Chicago Illinass
clothes pegs make good grips
I thought boobies might be birds
squeesing tits is fun
by mellie
sorry drophammer
I usually go to far
can't help myself pet (oops, yes I can)
by mellie
empty eye sockets
are not a good look A P
suck off those (eye) balls
holes are ready there
please slip them back in to see
what you have missed mate
by mellie
Priest, I am thinking
Of a card game based on cool
Movie scenes, quotes, dudes
by Drophammer
Priest awakens with start,
Where was he all yesterday?
With no modem line.
by Priest
some call me Angel
bittersweet, that... but in here
I am Drophammer
by Drophammer
Saint goes on retreat
when angels were singing hymn
and Priest holy praise
by mellie
mellie... ah mellie
such a name ripe for rhyming
your stuff, good to read
by Drophammer
I knew a bloke once
he was a man from Berlin
kept saying arse O
by mellie
grape nuts to ape nuts
ape shit to grape shit and there's
shit nuts for grape ape
by Drophammer
get a good grip
on somebody's firm boobies
smack 'em and squeeze 'em
by boobles the clown
g'day drophammer
a p was fretting for ya
he just went ape-shit
by mellie
my love's flesh hammer
pounding your pink monkey wrench
screwing up my glans
by sango orangutango of inside your ass
just deserts desert
boots regular docs
peach melba dessert
by mellie a real bed O win
