Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Passover comes soon
It's the time of the year for
Unleavened haiku
Haiku # 8690, April 7, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Crack has a bad name
In my humble opinion
Just give it a try.
Haiku # 8689, April 7, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
my boss is in jail
embezzlement is his crime
he stole to buy crack
Haiku # 8688, April 7, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ozlore of first door on the right
www.netives.com/
More addictive than haiku
and rounder, as well.
Haiku # 8687, April 6, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Windsong
my eight week old pup
gets more action than i do
leg humping bastard
Haiku # 8686, April 6, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
a new perspective
yesterday's headlines a joke
dog shit on the news
Haiku # 8685, April 6, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
few men have the skill
to brush teeth and pee at once
i am a master
Haiku # 8684, April 6, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
straining for morass
similies, poets like diapers
need go through changes.
Haiku # 8683, April 6, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by boo
Saint, you take an oth-
erwise dull day and cause me
to inhale coffee.
Haiku # 8682, April 6, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Windsong
what worthy woman
were you wondering of Saint
while you wanked wildly?
Haiku # 8681, April 6, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by mellie
The worth of a wife
may be incalculable.
I can't find any.
Haiku # 8680, April 6, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by ap
bend over Saint - you're
Proculus: on knees, criscoed
ready for the fist
Haiku # 8679, April 6, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Drophammer
Single women - none
of worth left on this planet
Hands are callused now
Haiku # 8678, April 6, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by Saint
Spaghetti Strainer
inserted into my ass
Shit noodles come forth
Haiku # 8677, April 6, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Saint
looked out my back door
saw moon shining in the west
it was not so bad
Haiku # 8676, April 6, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by mellie
i will run at five
in the wind and with the wolf
is sushi in south
Haiku # 8675, April 6, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thundering Belches
Spewing forth as a prelude
to my frothing ass
Haiku # 8674, April 6, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by Saint
Routine is redundant
Sushi, wine with a stem and Blow,
But only after run.
Haiku # 8673, April 6, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
business trip over
back home for rest and lovn
beer pizza and trek
Haiku # 8672, April 6, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/*
Haiku # 8671, April 6, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by boo
spy sovergnty,
got back some gadgets sold us
originally.
Haiku # 8670, April 6, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by quasimodo
"it's not logical
captain", said spock, "I have needs
also, please bend over"

Haiku # 8669, April 6, 2001 11:53 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
so upset for Priest
I forgot about counting
just saw buns frothing
Haiku # 8668, April 6, 2001 11:48 am ET
by mellie
priest mistakenly
sat on his long eared chocky one
chocolate buns frothing
Haiku # 8667, April 6, 2001 11:46 am ET
by mellie
Check out my basket.
Reach in far. D'ja feel them eggs?
Frothy buns with cream.
Haiku # 8666, April 6, 2001 11:00 am ET
by ap
Easter jerking off --
colored boiled eggs fit just right.
Hallelujah! Cum!
Haiku # 8665, April 6, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Windsong
christ he has risen
at y' easter holiday
holy frothy buns
Haiku # 8664, April 6, 2001 10:15 am ET
by mellie
fertility rites
resurrection of jesus
a long weekend off
Haiku # 8663, April 6, 2001 9:24 am ET
by ash
Egg cellent. Easter
haiku! Please check my basket.
Granny's frothy buns!
Haiku # 8662, April 6, 2001 8:43 am ET
by ap
all easter haiku
(suit yourselves about friday)
should have frothy buns
Haiku # 8661, April 6, 2001 8:33 am ET
by mellie
under Easter moon
Yowie howls and prowls,*YOWIE*
his buns are frothing
Haiku # 8660, April 6, 2001 8:28 am ET
by mellie
The bunyip stalks me.
Frothy hot cross buns delight
jaded haiku art.
Haiku # 8659, April 6, 2001 7:53 am ET
by ap
Haiku # 8658, April 6, 2001 7:48 am ET
by ap
my tongue loves probing
yummy juicy ones for sure
taste buds salivate
Haiku # 8657, April 6, 2001 7:18 am ET
by mellie
bunnies make me itch
the coloured silver sheathed ones
put my teeth on edge
Haiku # 8656, April 6, 2001 6:52 am ET
by mellie
Salaciously wake
me, mellie. Loose your funny
bunny haiku tales!
Haiku # 8655, April 6, 2001 5:40 am ET
by ap
well that was mis-judged
how easy to lose timing
a split-second thing
Haiku # 8654, April 6, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
wind beneath their wings
a new bloody red barron
goes down in China Sea
Haiku # 8653, April 6, 2001 4:50 am ET
by mellie
President Bush says
Wang Wei went wrong way
um....... regretfully
Haiku # 8652, April 6, 2001 4:49 am ET
by mellie
fierce thrashing howling
some can take the cuts and grin
others just wimper
Haiku # 8651, April 6, 2001 2:25 am ET
by mellie
whine swine mine wine fine
pretty pearls slimey lustre
I thought they were lost
Haiku # 8650, April 6, 2001 2:18 am ET
by mellie
Truly I bave been
anointed with haiku joy!
"Send that bad haiku!"
Haiku # 8649, April 5, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ap
Throw swine before pearls?
Exalt in contestant art?
Is ignorance bliss?




Haiku # 8648, April 5, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ap
should art criticize?
Duhhh! unto others as you...
go 'head, I DARE ya!
Haiku # 8647, April 5, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by boo
that which is not, is
they who claim to know, don't know
there is no 'here' here
Haiku # 8646, April 5, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by soma of beatingaroundthebush
disturbed and confused
certain of uncertainty
neither here nor there
Haiku # 8645, April 5, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by soma of western hemishphere
I pee, butterfly
lands on me, so beautiful.
why are my legs wet?
Haiku # 8644, April 5, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Bad haiku. It's art,
comedy, entertainment.
Best part is, it's free!

It's two, two, two mints..
Wait a minute now. That's a
different advert.

Haiku # 8643, April 5, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ap
Bad haiku is art.
Should one artist criticize
another's bad 'ku?
Haiku # 8642, April 5, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ap
always criticise.
you who were taught not to think,
question dumbing down.
Haiku # 8641, April 5, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by boo
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