my boss is in jail
embezzlement is his crime
he stole to buy crack
by ozlore of first door on the right
www.netives.com/
More addictive than haiku
and rounder, as well.
by Windsong
my eight week old pup
gets more action than i do
leg humping bastard
by Thunder Stork
a new perspective
yesterday's headlines a joke
dog shit on the news
by Thunder Stork
few men have the skill
to brush teeth and pee at once
i am a master
by Thunder Stork
straining for morass
similies, poets like diapers
need go through changes.
by boo
Saint, you take an oth-
erwise dull day and cause me
to inhale coffee.
by Windsong
what worthy woman
were you wondering of Saint
while you wanked wildly?
by mellie
The worth of a wife
may be incalculable.
I can't find any.
by ap
bend over Saint - you're
Proculus: on knees, criscoed
ready for the fist
by Drophammer
Single women - none
of worth left on this planet
Hands are callused now
by Saint
Spaghetti Strainer
inserted into my ass
Shit noodles come forth
by Saint
looked out my back door
saw moon shining in the west
it was not so bad
by mellie
i will run at five
in the wind and with the wolf
is sushi in south
by Anonymous Poet
Thundering Belches
Spewing forth as a prelude
to my frothing ass
by Saint
Routine is redundant
Sushi, wine with a stem and Blow,
But only after run.
by Anonymous Poet
business trip over
back home for rest and lovn
beer pizza and trek
by Anonymous Poet
mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/*
by boo
spy sovergnty,
got back some gadgets sold us
originally.
by quasimodo
"it's not logical
captain", said spock, "I have needs
also, please bend over"
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
so upset for Priest
I forgot about counting
just saw buns frothing
by mellie
priest mistakenly
sat on his long eared chocky one
chocolate buns frothing
by mellie
Check out my basket.
Reach in far. D'ja feel them eggs?
Frothy buns with cream.
by ap
Easter jerking off --
colored boiled eggs fit just right.
Hallelujah! Cum!
by Windsong
christ he has risen
at y' easter holiday
holy frothy buns
by mellie
fertility rites
resurrection of jesus
a long weekend off
by ash
Egg cellent. Easter
haiku! Please check my basket.
Granny's frothy buns!
by ap
all easter haiku
(suit yourselves about friday)
should have frothy buns
by mellie
under Easter moon
Yowie howls and prowls,*YOWIE*
his buns are frothing
by mellie
The bunyip stalks me.
Frothy hot cross buns delight
jaded haiku art.
by ap
my tongue loves probing
yummy juicy ones for sure
taste buds salivate
by mellie
bunnies make me itch
the coloured silver sheathed ones
put my teeth on edge
by mellie
Salaciously wake
me, mellie. Loose your funny
bunny haiku tales!
by ap
well that was mis-judged
how easy to lose timing
a split-second thing
by mellie
wind beneath their wings
a new bloody red barron
goes down in China Sea
by mellie
President Bush says
Wang Wei went wrong way
um....... regretfully
by mellie
fierce thrashing howling
some can take the cuts and grin
others just wimper
by mellie
whine swine mine wine fine
pretty pearls slimey lustre
I thought they were lost
by mellie
Truly I bave been
anointed with haiku joy!
"Send that bad haiku!"
by ap
Throw swine before pearls?
Exalt in contestant art?
Is ignorance bliss?
by ap
should art criticize?
Duhhh! unto others as you...
go 'head, I DARE ya!
by boo
that which is not, is
they who claim to know, don't know
there is no 'here' here
by soma of beatingaroundthebush
disturbed and confused
certain of uncertainty
neither here nor there
by soma of western hemishphere
I pee, butterfly
lands on me, so beautiful.
why are my legs wet?
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Bad haiku. It's art,
comedy, entertainment.
Best part is, it's free!
It's two, two, two mints..
Wait a minute now. That's a
different advert.
by ap
Bad haiku is art.
Should one artist criticize
another's bad 'ku?
by ap
always criticise.
you who were taught not to think,
question dumbing down.
by boo
Inconclusive
even recount proves
twat would still be president
even if gore won
gore's bro governor?
twat would still be pestilent.
let Nader debate!
by unconceding of white Outhouse
Never criticize
Bad haiku or the author.
Perfect bad haiku.
by ap
