Damn it Damn it Damn
it. Eight syllables again
Damn it Damn it Damn

My ass plays music
A song drifts upon my ass wind
it's my ass Windsong

Private haiku board
no room for interlopers
back to the rafters.

A gentleman I,
or I would make an offer
for tasting someone

whoa mellie, hang on
sweet vulva, are they cherry?
or watermelon?

sweet bubbling froth
dribbling from within me
open sphincter sings

mopac is better
from the seat of a beamer
hybreds are cool though

mellie's all woman
she's got a vulva so sweet
beautiful big breats

cutest clitoris
her vagina is heaven
all good fa' lickin'

you are all phallic
cleaning out empty colons
this is bad haiku

provocative red
crashing into aeroplane
it was a set up

free world told the truth
america not at fault
bad comm-akaze

that chinese airspace
nowhere near as protected
as u.s. airwaves

There is nobody here.
I could write more Tarzan crap
and not be abused.

Better to stay with
groaning bowels and wacking off.
Shit's a sure winner.

Cruising MoPac at 65
Toyota mutant passes swifly
Batteries make good juice.

Desperation here
Deep thundering within, must
use public toilet

hormone river flows
deep, thick, lazy, delicious.
sweet mellie haiku.

huge waves pounding her
Mudjimba crouches down low
moonlight moaning

Maroochy is roaring
ocean sucking her right out
I just sit and watch

it's all a gamble
on a train bound for nowhere
it is the journey

our weekend over
it always happens like that
can't catch us napping

over our weekend
we play up we go feral
during the week too

Weekend comes to end
Bad haiku was lacking here
Hope Monday better

Ass is now clean, and
now it smells like roses, but
thorns hurt very much

animosity
should be saved for the assholes
at work on monday

stupid assholes

Crustacean, n.
Detritus of shit. Shit chips.
Formed around anus.

it's an affair to
dissembler, tier of grossing
out just re-poot "yuck!"

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!!

yuck!!!!!

yuck!!!!

yuck!!!

Gardening season.
Stick a trowel in my asshole,
dig for warm, moist soil.

yuck!!

yuck!

yuck

I share Saint's problem.
Scrub the bung with bottle brush.
Still skid mark my shorts.

christ has risen christ
almighty sponge came out wet
it was not his blood

that lance went in yes
I think this is what happened
but I can't be sure

modern messiah
hit me with some crucifix
shall i die in vein ?

basic hygiene Saint
girls like a date to smell like
rising hot cross buns

so hop to it lad
easter bunnies will reward
effort you put in

It's late Saturday
or early sunday, it's still
a dateless weekend

Very rancid smell
searching to find source of it
found it - it's my ass

Miss E great Epic!
recommend you read it but
don't try it (8530-8510)

can't get brains off drugs
without breaking a few brains
seen it on t.v.

crack surrogacy
for sex lack 2close2 exlax
see it landing - LAX