Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Ass is now clean, and
now it smells like roses, but
thorns hurt very much
Haiku # 8723, April 8, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Saint
animosity
should be saved for the assholes
at work on monday
Haiku # 8722, April 8, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by bruce
stupid assholes
Haiku # 8721, April 8, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crustacean, n.
Detritus of shit. Shit chips.
Formed around anus.
Haiku # 8720, April 8, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by ap
it's an affair to
dissembler, tier of grossing
out just re-poot "yuck!"

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8719, April 8, 2001 6:32 pm ET
by boo
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8718, April 8, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8717, April 8, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8716, April 8, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8715, April 8, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8714, April 8, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8713, April 8, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8712, April 8, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8711, April 8, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8710, April 8, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8709, April 8, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!
Haiku # 8708, April 8, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!
Haiku # 8707, April 8, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!
Haiku # 8706, April 8, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!
Haiku # 8705, April 8, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gardening season.
Stick a trowel in my asshole,
dig for warm, moist soil.

Haiku # 8704, April 8, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Windsong
yuck!!
Haiku # 8703, April 8, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!
Haiku # 8702, April 8, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck
Haiku # 8701, April 8, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I share Saint's problem.
Scrub the bung with bottle brush.
Still skid mark my shorts.

Haiku # 8700, April 8, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ap
christ has risen christ
almighty sponge came out wet
it was not his blood

that lance went in yes
I think this is what happened
but I can't be sure
Haiku # 8699, April 8, 2001 11:13 am ET
by mellie
modern messiah
hit me with some crucifix
shall i die in vein ?
Haiku # 8698, April 8, 2001 7:34 am ET
by ash
basic hygiene Saint
girls like a date to smell like
rising hot cross buns

so hop to it lad
easter bunnies will reward
effort you put in
Haiku # 8697, April 8, 2001 6:18 am ET
by mellie
It's late Saturday
or early sunday, it's still
a dateless weekend
Haiku # 8696, April 8, 2001 2:34 am ET
by Saint
Very rancid smell
searching to find source of it
found it - it's my ass
Haiku # 8695, April 8, 2001 2:32 am ET
by Saint
Miss E great Epic!
recommend you read it but
don't try it (8530-8510)
Haiku # 8694, April 7, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by quasimodo
can't get brains off drugs
without breaking a few brains
seen it on t.v.
Haiku # 8693, April 7, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by quasimodo
crack surrogacy
for sex lack 2close2 exlax
see it landing - LAX
Haiku # 8692, April 7, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by boo
Fingertips dyed green...
You can't MAKE green eggs and ham
with Easter egg dye.
Haiku # 8691, April 7, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by Windsong
Passover comes soon
It's the time of the year for
Unleavened haiku
Haiku # 8690, April 7, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Crack has a bad name
In my humble opinion
Just give it a try.
Haiku # 8689, April 7, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
my boss is in jail
embezzlement is his crime
he stole to buy crack
Haiku # 8688, April 7, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ozlore of first door on the right
www.netives.com/
More addictive than haiku
and rounder, as well.
Haiku # 8687, April 6, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Windsong
my eight week old pup
gets more action than i do
leg humping bastard
Haiku # 8686, April 6, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
a new perspective
yesterday's headlines a joke
dog shit on the news
Haiku # 8685, April 6, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
few men have the skill
to brush teeth and pee at once
i am a master
Haiku # 8684, April 6, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
straining for morass
similies, poets like diapers
need go through changes.
Haiku # 8683, April 6, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by boo
Saint, you take an oth-
erwise dull day and cause me
to inhale coffee.
Haiku # 8682, April 6, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Windsong
what worthy woman
were you wondering of Saint
while you wanked wildly?
Haiku # 8681, April 6, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by mellie
The worth of a wife
may be incalculable.
I can't find any.
Haiku # 8680, April 6, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by ap
bend over Saint - you're
Proculus: on knees, criscoed
ready for the fist
Haiku # 8679, April 6, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Drophammer
Single women - none
of worth left on this planet
Hands are callused now
Haiku # 8678, April 6, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by Saint
Spaghetti Strainer
inserted into my ass
Shit noodles come forth
Haiku # 8677, April 6, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Saint
looked out my back door
saw moon shining in the west
it was not so bad
Haiku # 8676, April 6, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by mellie
i will run at five
in the wind and with the wolf
is sushi in south
Haiku # 8675, April 6, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thundering Belches
Spewing forth as a prelude
to my frothing ass
Haiku # 8674, April 6, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by Saint
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