Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

mopac is better
from the seat of a beamer
hybreds are cool though
Haiku # 8736, April 9, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mellie's all woman
she's got a vulva so sweet
beautiful big breats

cutest clitoris
her vagina is heaven
all good fa' lickin'
Haiku # 8735, April 9, 2001 10:40 am ET
by mellie
you are all phallic
cleaning out empty colons
this is bad haiku
Haiku # 8734, April 9, 2001 10:15 am ET
by jerm
provocative red
crashing into aeroplane
it was a set up

free world told the truth
america not at fault
bad comm-akaze

that chinese airspace
nowhere near as protected
as u.s. airwaves
Haiku # 8733, April 9, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ash
There is nobody here.
I could write more Tarzan crap
and not be abused.

Better to stay with
groaning bowels and wacking off.
Shit's a sure winner.
Haiku # 8732, April 9, 2001 9:50 am ET
by ap
Cruising MoPac at 65
Toyota mutant passes swifly
Batteries make good juice.
Haiku # 8731, April 9, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Desperation here
Deep thundering within, must
use public toilet
Haiku # 8729, April 9, 2001 8:46 am ET
by Saint
hormone river flows
deep, thick, lazy, delicious.
sweet mellie haiku.
Haiku # 8728, April 9, 2001 7:46 am ET
by ap
huge waves pounding her
Mudjimba crouches down low
moonlight moaning

Maroochy is roaring
ocean sucking her right out
I just sit and watch
Haiku # 8727, April 9, 2001 6:58 am ET
by mellie, my dreaming
it's all a gamble
on a train bound for nowhere
it is the journey
Haiku # 8726, April 9, 2001 3:13 am ET
by mellie
our weekend over
it always happens like that
can't catch us napping

over our weekend
we play up we go feral
during the week too
Haiku # 8725, April 9, 2001 2:54 am ET
by mellie
Weekend comes to end
Bad haiku was lacking here
Hope Monday better
Haiku # 8724, April 8, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Saint
Ass is now clean, and
now it smells like roses, but
thorns hurt very much
Haiku # 8723, April 8, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Saint
animosity
should be saved for the assholes
at work on monday
Haiku # 8722, April 8, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by bruce
stupid assholes
Haiku # 8721, April 8, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crustacean, n.
Detritus of shit. Shit chips.
Formed around anus.
Haiku # 8720, April 8, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by ap
it's an affair to
dissembler, tier of grossing
out just re-poot "yuck!"

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8719, April 8, 2001 6:32 pm ET
by boo
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8718, April 8, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8717, April 8, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8716, April 8, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8715, April 8, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8714, April 8, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8713, April 8, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8712, April 8, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8711, April 8, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8710, April 8, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!!
Haiku # 8709, April 8, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!!
Haiku # 8708, April 8, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!!
Haiku # 8707, April 8, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!!
Haiku # 8706, April 8, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!!!
Haiku # 8705, April 8, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gardening season.
Stick a trowel in my asshole,
dig for warm, moist soil.

Haiku # 8704, April 8, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Windsong
yuck!!
Haiku # 8703, April 8, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck!
Haiku # 8702, April 8, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yuck
Haiku # 8701, April 8, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I share Saint's problem.
Scrub the bung with bottle brush.
Still skid mark my shorts.

Haiku # 8700, April 8, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ap
christ has risen christ
almighty sponge came out wet
it was not his blood

that lance went in yes
I think this is what happened
but I can't be sure
Haiku # 8699, April 8, 2001 11:13 am ET
by mellie
modern messiah
hit me with some crucifix
shall i die in vein ?
Haiku # 8698, April 8, 2001 7:34 am ET
by ash
basic hygiene Saint
girls like a date to smell like
rising hot cross buns

so hop to it lad
easter bunnies will reward
effort you put in
Haiku # 8697, April 8, 2001 6:18 am ET
by mellie
It's late Saturday
or early sunday, it's still
a dateless weekend
Haiku # 8696, April 8, 2001 2:34 am ET
by Saint
Very rancid smell
searching to find source of it
found it - it's my ass
Haiku # 8695, April 8, 2001 2:32 am ET
by Saint
Miss E great Epic!
recommend you read it but
don't try it (8530-8510)
Haiku # 8694, April 7, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by quasimodo
can't get brains off drugs
without breaking a few brains
seen it on t.v.
Haiku # 8693, April 7, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by quasimodo
crack surrogacy
for sex lack 2close2 exlax
see it landing - LAX
Haiku # 8692, April 7, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by boo
Fingertips dyed green...
You can't MAKE green eggs and ham
with Easter egg dye.
Haiku # 8691, April 7, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by Windsong
Passover comes soon
It's the time of the year for
Unleavened haiku
Haiku # 8690, April 7, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Crack has a bad name
In my humble opinion
Just give it a try.
Haiku # 8689, April 7, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
my boss is in jail
embezzlement is his crime
he stole to buy crack
Haiku # 8688, April 7, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ozlore of first door on the right
www.netives.com/
More addictive than haiku
and rounder, as well.
Haiku # 8687, April 6, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Windsong
my eight week old pup
gets more action than i do
leg humping bastard
Haiku # 8686, April 6, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
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