Me and my buddy
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun

Windsong, I agree
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?

more than once it seems
I am so greedy needy
thirsting for the juice

would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point

would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point

would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point

words rhythms beating
or sex or sex orally
for some anally

It's not bloody fair!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!

It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!

Electrical tape,
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.

hey is verbiage
french? veni vidi vici
tabula rasa

that latin moves me
roamin' round the pyamids
in medias res

modus vivendi
modus operandi too
O mea culpa

this badhaiku is
complete and utter verbiage
per se pro forma

Sail up Kak Canyon,
Pillow-Biting-Drophammer -
Uphill Gardener

Cleopatra loved
to pet and clit-o licktra
meant she'd suck me back

no, I don't butt-fuck
but you do and want to see
everyone like you

Saint, your flame attacks
are misunderstood, and lost
in some bad grammar

Priest much search elsewhere
after having you Drop, for it's
like sex with a cave

Priest is quite turgid
Swollen Saint-seeking missile
Finds its mark. Entry!

Saint finds glorious
repose, bent over, waiting
for plunging man-meat

but enough about
Grandma, she's been so silly
cocked, hands in her pants

Horizon swallows
glowing solar thunder storm.
Grandma has a cock.

we need to leave by
seven thirty to find a
parking place over there

unless we walk but
it's in the math science part
near rlm hall

screaming and flailing
thrusting pelvises surround
slick with sweat, unclench!

sheer pulsing image
haiku that's shocking, subtle
where have you gone to

how many more sleeps
tell the bunny comes frothing?
hope his name is Buck

Cleo liked it lots
happened too much in the end
O an asp not arse

Anthony likes it in the butt

I know a girl Liz
She sticks da cross where fish live
"I see the light, Christ"

I know a girl Liz

Tiny Penises
Look like Lincoln Logs in heat
I can not feel shit

no sweeter music
G major and Cminor
together symphonic

play variations
the same theme keeps returning
no sweeter music

My left hand fingers
strive for exquisite release...
I cum at my desk.

Pink dress stiffening
as the female cum hardens
into a thick paste.

Warm ejaculate
dripping down my legs after
e-mail sex encounter.

In my solitude...
bliss is a warm vibrator
set to medium.

v major minor
practicing arpeggios
fingers finding key

procrastination
my timeless fascination
it's not too late yet

snow falling outside
causes me to reminisce
i jerk off slowly

A man was selfish
With my emtions and heart
Anger made me cheat

thank you for the real
haiku sunset screaming guy
better than bad froth!

lets make the ditch work
i will spend some time at bill's
product support page

Scream without a sound
Echoing through sunset glow
Till sunrise wakens

lets talk about it
tonight on the phone along
with other details

Yes an invite it is
Just you you you you you
You you.

I like big butts and
I cannot tell you a lie
Holy crap, it's huge

what is willow creek
do you want to me go there
who did you invite

I lick the plate clean.
Shower's so steamy it hurts.
Mama knows the way.

it was a good day
saturday was a good day
meant no more whacking

Mutant mosquitos
Invaded my neighborhood
and epidermis.

mel on a Beaver
heaving, cleaving, weaving, ah
never leaving me

yellow rain falling
heave one up for the Beaver
incoherent rage