Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Me and my buddy
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun
Haiku # 8807, April 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Kackarott
Windsong, I agree
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?
Haiku # 8806, April 10, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by Saint
more than once it seems
I am so greedy needy
thirsting for the juice
Haiku # 8805, April 10, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
Haiku # 8804, April 10, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
Haiku # 8803, April 10, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
Haiku # 8802, April 10, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
words rhythms beating
or sex or sex orally
for some anally
Haiku # 8801, April 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by mellie
It's not bloody fair!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!

It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!
Haiku # 8800, April 10, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Windsong
Electrical tape,
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.
Haiku # 8799, April 10, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Priest
hey is verbiage
french? veni vidi vici
tabula rasa
Haiku # 8798, April 10, 2001 11:59 am ET
by mellie
that latin moves me
roamin' round the pyamids
in medias res

modus vivendi
modus operandi too
O mea culpa

this badhaiku is
complete and utter verbiage
per se pro forma
Haiku # 8797, April 10, 2001 11:53 am ET
by mellie, nota bene Marcus Antonius
Sail up Kak Canyon,
Pillow-Biting-Drophammer -
Uphill Gardener
Haiku # 8796, April 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Cleopatra loved
to pet and clit-o licktra
meant she'd suck me back
Haiku # 8795, April 10, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Anthony
no, I don't butt-fuck
but you do and want to see
everyone like you
Haiku # 8794, April 10, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Anthony
Saint, your flame attacks
are misunderstood, and lost
in some bad grammar
Haiku # 8793, April 10, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Drophammer
Priest much search elsewhere
after having you Drop, for it's
like sex with a cave
Haiku # 8792, April 10, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
Priest is quite turgid
Swollen Saint-seeking missile
Finds its mark. Entry!
Haiku # 8791, April 10, 2001 10:23 am ET
by Drophammer
Saint finds glorious
repose, bent over, waiting
for plunging man-meat
Haiku # 8790, April 10, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
but enough about
Grandma, she's been so silly
cocked, hands in her pants
Haiku # 8789, April 10, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Drophammer
Horizon swallows
glowing solar thunder storm.
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8788, April 10, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ap
we need to leave by
seven thirty to find a
parking place over there

unless we walk but
it's in the math science part
near rlm hall
Haiku # 8787, April 10, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
screaming and flailing
thrusting pelvises surround
slick with sweat, unclench!
Haiku # 8786, April 10, 2001 9:51 am ET
by Drophammer
sheer pulsing image
haiku that's shocking, subtle
where have you gone to
Haiku # 8785, April 10, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Drophammer
how many more sleeps
tell the bunny comes frothing?
hope his name is Buck
Haiku # 8784, April 10, 2001 6:21 am ET
by mellie
Cleo liked it lots
happened too much in the end
O an asp not arse

Haiku # 8783, April 10, 2001 5:24 am ET
by mellie
Anthony likes it in the butt
Haiku # 8782, April 10, 2001 2:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I know a girl Liz
She sticks da cross where fish live
"I see the light, Christ"
Haiku # 8781, April 10, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of In mi pussy
I know a girl Liz
Haiku # 8780, April 10, 2001 2:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tiny Penises
Look like Lincoln Logs in heat
I can not feel shit
Haiku # 8779, April 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by J about K of 3rd floor
no sweeter music
G major and Cminor
together symphonic

play variations
the same theme keeps returning
no sweeter music
Haiku # 8778, April 10, 2001 2:12 am ET
by mellie
My left hand fingers
strive for exquisite release...
I cum at my desk.
Haiku # 8777, April 9, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Windsong
Pink dress stiffening
as the female cum hardens
into a thick paste.
Haiku # 8776, April 9, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Windsong
Warm ejaculate
dripping down my legs after
e-mail sex encounter.
Haiku # 8775, April 9, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by Windsong
In my solitude...
bliss is a warm vibrator
set to medium.
Haiku # 8774, April 9, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Windsong
v major minor
practicing arpeggios
fingers finding key
Haiku # 8773, April 9, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by mellie
procrastination
my timeless fascination
it's not too late yet
Haiku # 8772, April 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
snow falling outside
causes me to reminisce
i jerk off slowly
Haiku # 8771, April 9, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
A man was selfish
With my emtions and heart
Anger made me cheat
Haiku # 8770, April 9, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by cheatin' heart of Hartford
thank you for the real
haiku sunset screaming guy
better than bad froth!
Haiku # 8769, April 9, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lets make the ditch work
i will spend some time at bill's
product support page
Haiku # 8768, April 9, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scream without a sound
Echoing through sunset glow
Till sunrise wakens
Haiku # 8767, April 9, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
lets talk about it
tonight on the phone along
with other details
Haiku # 8766, April 9, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yes an invite it is
Just you you you you you
You you.
Haiku # 8765, April 9, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like big butts and
I cannot tell you a lie
Holy crap, it's huge
Haiku # 8764, April 9, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what is willow creek
do you want to me go there
who did you invite
Haiku # 8763, April 9, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I lick the plate clean.
Shower's so steamy it hurts.
Mama knows the way.
Haiku # 8762, April 9, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Costa of Ohio
it was a good day
saturday was a good day
meant no more whacking
Haiku # 8761, April 9, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Mutant mosquitos
Invaded my neighborhood
and epidermis.

Haiku # 8760, April 9, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Sarcasmo of on empty
mel on a Beaver
heaving, cleaving, weaving, ah
never leaving me
Haiku # 8759, April 9, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Beaver
yellow rain falling
heave one up for the Beaver
incoherent rage
Haiku # 8758, April 9, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Beaver
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