Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

words rhythms beating
or sex or sex orally
for some anally
Haiku # 8801, April 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by mellie
It's not bloody fair!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!

It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!
Haiku # 8800, April 10, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Windsong
Electrical tape,
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.
Haiku # 8799, April 10, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Priest
hey is verbiage
french? veni vidi vici
tabula rasa
Haiku # 8798, April 10, 2001 11:59 am ET
by mellie
that latin moves me
roamin' round the pyamids
in medias res

modus vivendi
modus operandi too
O mea culpa

this badhaiku is
complete and utter verbiage
per se pro forma
Haiku # 8797, April 10, 2001 11:53 am ET
by mellie, nota bene Marcus Antonius
Sail up Kak Canyon,
Pillow-Biting-Drophammer -
Uphill Gardener
Haiku # 8796, April 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Cleopatra loved
to pet and clit-o licktra
meant she'd suck me back
Haiku # 8795, April 10, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Anthony
no, I don't butt-fuck
but you do and want to see
everyone like you
Haiku # 8794, April 10, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Anthony
Saint, your flame attacks
are misunderstood, and lost
in some bad grammar
Haiku # 8793, April 10, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Drophammer
Priest much search elsewhere
after having you Drop, for it's
like sex with a cave
Haiku # 8792, April 10, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
Priest is quite turgid
Swollen Saint-seeking missile
Finds its mark. Entry!
Haiku # 8791, April 10, 2001 10:23 am ET
by Drophammer
Saint finds glorious
repose, bent over, waiting
for plunging man-meat
Haiku # 8790, April 10, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
but enough about
Grandma, she's been so silly
cocked, hands in her pants
Haiku # 8789, April 10, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Drophammer
Horizon swallows
glowing solar thunder storm.
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8788, April 10, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ap
we need to leave by
seven thirty to find a
parking place over there

unless we walk but
it's in the math science part
near rlm hall
Haiku # 8787, April 10, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
screaming and flailing
thrusting pelvises surround
slick with sweat, unclench!
Haiku # 8786, April 10, 2001 9:51 am ET
by Drophammer
sheer pulsing image
haiku that's shocking, subtle
where have you gone to
Haiku # 8785, April 10, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Drophammer
how many more sleeps
tell the bunny comes frothing?
hope his name is Buck
Haiku # 8784, April 10, 2001 6:21 am ET
by mellie
Cleo liked it lots
happened too much in the end
O an asp not arse

Haiku # 8783, April 10, 2001 5:24 am ET
by mellie
Anthony likes it in the butt
Haiku # 8782, April 10, 2001 2:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I know a girl Liz
She sticks da cross where fish live
"I see the light, Christ"
Haiku # 8781, April 10, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of In mi pussy
I know a girl Liz
Haiku # 8780, April 10, 2001 2:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tiny Penises
Look like Lincoln Logs in heat
I can not feel shit
Haiku # 8779, April 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by J about K of 3rd floor
no sweeter music
G major and Cminor
together symphonic

play variations
the same theme keeps returning
no sweeter music
Haiku # 8778, April 10, 2001 2:12 am ET
by mellie
My left hand fingers
strive for exquisite release...
I cum at my desk.
Haiku # 8777, April 9, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Windsong
Pink dress stiffening
as the female cum hardens
into a thick paste.
Haiku # 8776, April 9, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Windsong
Warm ejaculate
dripping down my legs after
e-mail sex encounter.
Haiku # 8775, April 9, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by Windsong
In my solitude...
bliss is a warm vibrator
set to medium.
Haiku # 8774, April 9, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Windsong
v major minor
practicing arpeggios
fingers finding key
Haiku # 8773, April 9, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by mellie
procrastination
my timeless fascination
it's not too late yet
Haiku # 8772, April 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
snow falling outside
causes me to reminisce
i jerk off slowly
Haiku # 8771, April 9, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
A man was selfish
With my emtions and heart
Anger made me cheat
Haiku # 8770, April 9, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by cheatin' heart of Hartford
thank you for the real
haiku sunset screaming guy
better than bad froth!
Haiku # 8769, April 9, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lets make the ditch work
i will spend some time at bill's
product support page
Haiku # 8768, April 9, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scream without a sound
Echoing through sunset glow
Till sunrise wakens
Haiku # 8767, April 9, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
lets talk about it
tonight on the phone along
with other details
Haiku # 8766, April 9, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yes an invite it is
Just you you you you you
You you.
Haiku # 8765, April 9, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like big butts and
I cannot tell you a lie
Holy crap, it's huge
Haiku # 8764, April 9, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what is willow creek
do you want to me go there
who did you invite
Haiku # 8763, April 9, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I lick the plate clean.
Shower's so steamy it hurts.
Mama knows the way.
Haiku # 8762, April 9, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Costa of Ohio
it was a good day
saturday was a good day
meant no more whacking
Haiku # 8761, April 9, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Mutant mosquitos
Invaded my neighborhood
and epidermis.

Haiku # 8760, April 9, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Sarcasmo of on empty
mel on a Beaver
heaving, cleaving, weaving, ah
never leaving me
Haiku # 8759, April 9, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Beaver
yellow rain falling
heave one up for the Beaver
incoherent rage
Haiku # 8758, April 9, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Beaver
looking for cartoons
take a trip to chromacide
feasting eyes and ears
Haiku # 8757, April 9, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by geoff of "fashion district"
mel on a beamer
streaming, screaming, creaming, ah!
raging cyclasm
Haiku # 8756, April 9, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by sango orangutango
one up on bad poems
leaving for lunch wondering
who will go with me
Haiku # 8755, April 9, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Drop, fat one's juicy
watermelon keep looking
you'll find a cherry
Haiku # 8754, April 9, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by mellie
boff that vulva, boff
boff, cum, boff. Keep on boffin'.
See? Now it's frothy!
Haiku # 8753, April 9, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by ap
It would be heaven
on the seat of a beamer
bliss for my pussy
Haiku # 8752, April 9, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by mellie
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