Bad Haiku
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Haiku # 8836, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?
Haiku # 8835, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Pedro of CA
Haiku # 8834, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8833, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8832, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8831, April 10, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8830, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8829, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8828, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8827, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8826, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8825, April 10, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8824, April 10, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8823, April 10, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is that haiku PORN,
or could it be haiku PRAWN?
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8822, April 10, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Windsong
oh yes, haiku prOn
i feel sorta like i know
more scuzzy people
Haiku # 8821, April 10, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by bruce
when did badhaiku
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame
Haiku # 8820, April 10, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by furthur8
Don't need no K-Y
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.
Haiku # 8819, April 10, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Windsong
belly to belly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly
Haiku # 8818, April 10, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by anthony
I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.
Haiku # 8817, April 10, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Windsong
Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil
Haiku # 8816, April 10, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien
Haiku # 8815, April 10, 2001 4:47 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
when i meet Ms. Right
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"

hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat
Haiku # 8814, April 10, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by boobles the clown
my dear monkeyturd:
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form
Haiku # 8813, April 10, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Boss
dear boss:

will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.

Haiku # 8812, April 10, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by monkeyturd
Meaty Boy? Puzzle.
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?
Haiku # 8811, April 10, 2001 3:18 pm ET
by Drophammer
ravioli man
not quite the superhero
we need here right now

captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy
Haiku # 8810, April 10, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by sango orangutango
I am the chaos
I am the haiku death god
Fantastic poet
Haiku # 8809, April 10, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by Drophammer
I got a whopper
at Burger King, but I dont
think that was mayo
Haiku # 8808, April 10, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by Saint
Me and my buddy
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun
Haiku # 8807, April 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Kackarott
Windsong, I agree
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?
Haiku # 8806, April 10, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by Saint
more than once it seems
I am so greedy needy
thirsting for the juice
Haiku # 8805, April 10, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
Haiku # 8804, April 10, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
Haiku # 8803, April 10, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
Haiku # 8802, April 10, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
words rhythms beating
or sex or sex orally
for some anally
Haiku # 8801, April 10, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by mellie
It's not bloody fair!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!

It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!
Haiku # 8800, April 10, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Windsong
Electrical tape,
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.
Haiku # 8799, April 10, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Priest
hey is verbiage
french? veni vidi vici
tabula rasa
Haiku # 8798, April 10, 2001 11:59 am ET
by mellie
that latin moves me
roamin' round the pyamids
in medias res

modus vivendi
modus operandi too
O mea culpa

this badhaiku is
complete and utter verbiage
per se pro forma
Haiku # 8797, April 10, 2001 11:53 am ET
by mellie, nota bene Marcus Antonius
Sail up Kak Canyon,
Pillow-Biting-Drophammer -
Uphill Gardener
Haiku # 8796, April 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Cleopatra loved
to pet and clit-o licktra
meant she'd suck me back
Haiku # 8795, April 10, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Anthony
no, I don't butt-fuck
but you do and want to see
everyone like you
Haiku # 8794, April 10, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Anthony
Saint, your flame attacks
are misunderstood, and lost
in some bad grammar
Haiku # 8793, April 10, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Drophammer
Priest much search elsewhere
after having you Drop, for it's
like sex with a cave
Haiku # 8792, April 10, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
Priest is quite turgid
Swollen Saint-seeking missile
Finds its mark. Entry!
Haiku # 8791, April 10, 2001 10:23 am ET
by Drophammer
Saint finds glorious
repose, bent over, waiting
for plunging man-meat
Haiku # 8790, April 10, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
but enough about
Grandma, she's been so silly
cocked, hands in her pants
Haiku # 8789, April 10, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Drophammer
Horizon swallows
glowing solar thunder storm.
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8788, April 10, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ap
we need to leave by
seven thirty to find a
parking place over there

unless we walk but
it's in the math science part
near rlm hall
Haiku # 8787, April 10, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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