I joined the ashram
but the swami turned nasty
I thought he was god

A spy revealed on the roof
Soap opera turn keeps a secret concealed
These are the source of unrest last night

seeking direction
some people find religion
but easter than where ?

so you made me cross
overdosed on forgiveness
ain't no cruisy fix

recycled jesus
disposable messiah
rolled out one more time

processing produce
rich resin resonating
eyes burn before j's

procrastination
thus No Haiku Submitted
till a later time

surging smashing rush
massive swell ripper pounding
powerful slamming

pumping waves heaven
coming up for breath of air
ride of a lifetime

he slept like the dead
there was a resurection
erect resurgence

he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty carpark

smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's
mouth? Why,Einsteins cock...!

prison cell haiku
some throw their shit through the bars
e-togetherness

Mr Cosby says:

My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It

A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding

Gandhi is alive!
No more passive resistance
He's gonna kick ass

The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?

Is that haiku PORN,
or could it be haiku PRAWN?
Grandma has a cock.

oh yes, haiku prOn
i feel sorta like i know
more scuzzy people

when did badhaiku
turn into badhaiku pr0n?
this is pretty lame

Don't need no K-Y
when you have an agile tongue
licking the right place.

belly to belly
or back to back, don't need no
stinking KY jelly

I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.

Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil

looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien