Pot? Saint? Did you say
pot? If I go down on you,
will you share the pot?
by Windsong
Can I be "Haiku"
I've been very bad today
Spank me hard Windsong
by Saint
"BAD haiku! Bad, BAD!
That's very naughty, Haiku,
what you just did. BAD."
by Windsong
Hey, what's your vector,
Victor, I picked a bad day
to quit smokin pot.
by Saint
They aren't as good, Saint
And stop calling me Shirley
-an "Airplane" tribute
by spooon
Mama says stupid
is as stupid does. Mama
is stupid. Very.
by Windsong
wow one word per line
most impressive bad haiku
mine just blows big goats
by bob jones esq
What stupid haikus
you all write, surely they aren't
as good as mine are.
by Saint
Hippopotamus
epidemiology
excruciating
by SPOON!
my alter-ego
superficial superman
criteria met
by SPOOOOOON!
Your sources say no?
Well who asked you anyway,
you stupid 8 ball!?
by George's bush
(translation)don't lose the money
what do you think of the girl?
no kiss for you (bye)
by tracy puddle of portland
verliert das geld nicht
wie findest du das madchen?
kein kuss fur dich (tchuss)
by tracy puddle of portland
haiku seems easy
but getting five syllables
and then seven is --
by miro of portland
my name is miro
i often skip my classes
you gotta relax
by tracy puddle of portland
the man in the moon
peers through my bedroom window
goddam peeping tom
by tracy puddle of portland
Muppet doctor here
Elmo needs a test tickle
How 'bout granny's balls
by sweaty-toothed madman
What is a Russian
word for your gonorrhea?
it's Rotchyacrotchoff!
by Saint
Wise Confucious say:
Man who rushes through turnstyle
going to Bangcock
by Eric Estrada's hair-piece
What's a fancy word
in German that means braziere?
Shtoppemfromfloppen
by Conrad's hair-piece
Misogynist, yes
that's me, why should I put up
with all women's shit?
by Saint
Easter week hoopla --
Jesus Christ, Superstar on
PBS tonight.
by Windsong
why crucify me?
why hast thou forsaken me?
god didn't answer
by mellie
a spy on the roof
does he or she have a name
i wish i knew more
by Anonymous Poet
I joined the ashram
but the swami turned nasty
I thought he was god
by mellie
A spy revealed on the roof
Soap opera turn keeps a secret concealed
These are the source of unrest last night
by Anonymous Poet
seeking direction
some people find religion
but easter than where ?
by ash
so you made me cross
overdosed on forgiveness
ain't no cruisy fix
by ash
recycled jesus
disposable messiah
rolled out one more time
by ash
processing produce
rich resin resonating
eyes burn before j's
by ash
procrastination
thus No Haiku Submitted
till a later time
by ash
surging smashing rush
massive swell ripper pounding
powerful slamming
pumping waves heaven
coming up for breath of air
ride of a lifetime
by mellie, sose all of us
he slept like the dead
there was a resurection
erect resurgence
by mellie
he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty carpark
by mellie
smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's
mouth? Why,Einsteins cock...!
by speaking of lame old jokes
prison cell haiku
some throw their shit through the bars
e-togetherness
by Anonymous Poet
Mr Cosby says:
by Pedro of CA
My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It
by Pedro of CA
A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding
by Pedro of CA
Gandhi is alive!
No more passive resistance
He's gonna kick ass
by Pedro of CA
