Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Her name is Rio
mind your key hole sappy slap
happy could have been!
Haiku # 8938, April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by SP0000000000000000N!
Pyke had enough bile
to dissolve a battleship
in less than minute.
Haiku # 8937, April 11, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geoff bailed out big time.
Then his dot com bit big one.
Can't we take him back?
Haiku # 8936, April 11, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Jessica found sa-
tori, but moved to L.A,
Saw Tori in tan shop.
Haiku # 8935, April 11, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Foster still calls here
Burbling random gross nonsense.
How does he pay rent?
Haiku # 8934, April 11, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Maria used to
say, "Not my pig, not my farm,"
When she had this job.
Haiku # 8933, April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"don't ask me, lady.
i live in beer." goats dot com -
want to be Toothgnip
Haiku # 8932, April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geometric joy.
precise lines scar the cd.
thanks, paper shredder.
Haiku # 8931, April 11, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Blood on the keyboard.
Slow tide of life ebbs like the
Chicago River
Haiku # 8930, April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I live my life like
there's no tomorrow, all I
got, I had to steal
Haiku # 8929, April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Saint
"Private Haiku!" "Sir!"
"Drop and give me twenty, NOW!"
Discipline Haiku!
Haiku # 8928, April 11, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"left good job in the
city; workin for the man
every night and day."
Haiku # 8927, April 11, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad,
it dances in a subway
station, grabbing crotch
Haiku # 8926, April 11, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
You can send me a
private haiku if you like
search for my e-mail
Haiku # 8925, April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Saint
when haiku goes bad
all the other poems take
on that funky taste
Haiku # 8924, April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad
it robs the other poems
with a gatling gun
Haiku # 8923, April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
fate determined now.
I will not be scoring in
two thousand and one
Haiku # 8922, April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Saint
8912 and 8914 are
not mine and I refuse to play
this game if posers are going
to use my goddamn handle
fuck five seven five I'm pissed!!!!
Haiku # 8921, April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Windsong
accomplishment stalled.
know what should be done right now.
want to run outside.
Haiku # 8920, April 11, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It matters not what
I posses, a bulldogs ass
will win every time.
Haiku # 8919, April 11, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Saint
"and no one heard at
all; not even the chair." Did
that surprise you, Neil?
Haiku # 8918, April 11, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"I know a girl, and
they call her macarena."
drive this from my head!
Haiku # 8917, April 11, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"bingo, bangle, bungle,
I'm so happy in the jungle;
I refuse to go..."
Haiku # 8916, April 11, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by boola
"here i go; i'm on
the road again; there i go;
I'm up on the stage"
Haiku # 8915, April 11, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big, square feet?!
Haiku # 8914, April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong
"let's bungle in the
jungle; that's all right by me."
leaves drip soft sad pain
Haiku # 8913, April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big square feet?!
Haiku # 8912, April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong
and from time to time
i have to whine about that
convertible could-have.
Haiku # 8911, April 11, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Wherever L R
Lives now, I think about her
At least once a week.
Haiku # 8910, April 11, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
13 years it's been.
Still amazed at all the crap
I would have been spared.
Haiku # 8909, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
this response is late:
"pr0n" is slang for porn, you see
i 5p34k m4d l33t y0
Haiku # 8908, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by furthur8
lovely flowers come
give eyes something closer to
imagination
Haiku # 8907, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Miss Everything
for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.
Haiku # 8906, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.
Haiku # 8905, April 11, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Fall of '87
too damn dumb to notice she
was hitting on me.
Haiku # 8904, April 11, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I should have got in
L. R's convertible when
she offered a ride.
Haiku # 8903, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Wind - I have a house
twenty four hundred square feet
and just me lives there.
Haiku # 8902, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Saint
adding insult to
ignorance as a book to
a cover - unreviewed
Haiku # 8901, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by quasimodo
I heard the egos
take the money and hum: you
will do as they say
Haiku # 8900, April 11, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by quasimodo
Spring' warm loving kiss
Incites the crowds to wander.
I'm still stuck in here.
Haiku # 8899, April 11, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
twat-whistle and shaint,
geronimo haunts the wide
world outside your ass
Haiku # 8898, April 11, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by quasimodo
power play, power
PAY - squawkin' politicos
hot after money
Haiku # 8897, April 11, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by quasimodo
competing with the
birth-defects in Sanders, this
myopic clique scores
Haiku # 8896, April 11, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by quasimodo
Wow -- a bulldog's ass?
I'm getting extremely hot.
"Here, doggy....come here..."
Haiku # 8895, April 11, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Windsong
I sense a coming
reference to a rhyme about
granny's cock or two...
Haiku # 8894, April 11, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by spooooon!
How bad am I you
ask? Even eighty year old
prostitutes decline.
Haiku # 8893, April 11, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Saint
Woman ask themselves
A bulldogs ass? or Saint? They
choose the bulldogs ass!
Haiku # 8892, April 11, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Saint
Who would be looking?
It would be pure tongue action
and a sense of touch.
Haiku # 8891, April 11, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Windsong
I am the poster
boy for getting cosmetic
surgery performed
Haiku # 8890, April 11, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by Saint
Windsong, been drinking?
No one offers to go down
after seeing me.
Haiku # 8889, April 11, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by Saint
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