Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Spring' warm loving kiss
Incites the crowds to wander.
I'm still stuck in here.
Haiku # 8899, April 11, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
twat-whistle and shaint,
geronimo haunts the wide
world outside your ass
Haiku # 8898, April 11, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by quasimodo
power play, power
PAY - squawkin' politicos
hot after money
Haiku # 8897, April 11, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by quasimodo
competing with the
birth-defects in Sanders, this
myopic clique scores
Haiku # 8896, April 11, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by quasimodo
Wow -- a bulldog's ass?
I'm getting extremely hot.
"Here, doggy....come here..."
Haiku # 8895, April 11, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Windsong
I sense a coming
reference to a rhyme about
granny's cock or two...
Haiku # 8894, April 11, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by spooooon!
How bad am I you
ask? Even eighty year old
prostitutes decline.
Haiku # 8893, April 11, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Saint
Woman ask themselves
A bulldogs ass? or Saint? They
choose the bulldogs ass!
Haiku # 8892, April 11, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Saint
Who would be looking?
It would be pure tongue action
and a sense of touch.
Haiku # 8891, April 11, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Windsong
I am the poster
boy for getting cosmetic
surgery performed
Haiku # 8890, April 11, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by Saint
Windsong, been drinking?
No one offers to go down
after seeing me.
Haiku # 8889, April 11, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by Saint
Pot? Saint? Did you say
pot? If I go down on you,
will you share the pot?
Haiku # 8888, April 11, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Windsong
Can I be "Haiku"
I've been very bad today
Spank me hard Windsong
Haiku # 8887, April 11, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Saint
"BAD haiku! Bad, BAD!
That's very naughty, Haiku,
what you just did. BAD."
Haiku # 8886, April 11, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Windsong
Hey, what's your vector,
Victor, I picked a bad day
to quit smokin pot.
Haiku # 8885, April 11, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Saint
They aren't as good, Saint
And stop calling me Shirley
-an "Airplane" tribute
Haiku # 8884, April 11, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by spooon
Mama says stupid
is as stupid does. Mama
is stupid. Very.
Haiku # 8883, April 11, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Windsong
wow one word per line
most impressive bad haiku
mine just blows big goats
Haiku # 8882, April 11, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by bob jones esq
What stupid haikus
you all write, surely they aren't
as good as mine are.
Haiku # 8881, April 11, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Saint
Hippopotamus
epidemiology
excruciating
Haiku # 8880, April 11, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by SPOON!
my alter-ego
superficial superman
criteria met
Haiku # 8879, April 11, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
Your sources say no?
Well who asked you anyway,
you stupid 8 ball!?
Haiku # 8878, April 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by George's bush
(translation)don't lose the money
what do you think of the girl?
no kiss for you (bye)
Haiku # 8877, April 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
verliert das geld nicht
wie findest du das madchen?
kein kuss fur dich (tchuss)
Haiku # 8876, April 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
haiku seems easy
but getting five syllables
and then seven is --
Haiku # 8875, April 11, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by miro of portland
my name is miro
i often skip my classes
you gotta relax
Haiku # 8874, April 11, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
the man in the moon
peers through my bedroom window
goddam peeping tom
Haiku # 8873, April 11, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
Muppet doctor here
Elmo needs a test tickle
How 'bout granny's balls
Haiku # 8872, April 11, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by sweaty-toothed madman
What is a Russian
word for your gonorrhea?
it's Rotchyacrotchoff!
Haiku # 8871, April 11, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Saint
Wise Confucious say:
Man who rushes through turnstyle
going to Bangcock
Haiku # 8870, April 11, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Eric Estrada's hair-piece
What's a fancy word
in German that means braziere?
Shtoppemfromfloppen
Haiku # 8869, April 11, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Conrad's hair-piece
Misogynist, yes
that's me, why should I put up
with all women's shit?
Haiku # 8868, April 11, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Saint
Easter week hoopla --
Jesus Christ, Superstar on
PBS tonight.
Haiku # 8867, April 11, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Windsong
why crucify me?
why hast thou forsaken me?
god didn't answer
Haiku # 8866, April 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by mellie
a spy on the roof
does he or she have a name
i wish i knew more
Haiku # 8865, April 11, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I joined the ashram
but the swami turned nasty
I thought he was god
Haiku # 8864, April 11, 2001 10:21 am ET
by mellie
A spy revealed on the roof
Soap opera turn keeps a secret concealed
These are the source of unrest last night
Haiku # 8863, April 11, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seeking direction
some people find religion
but easter than where ?
Haiku # 8862, April 11, 2001 9:44 am ET
by ash
so you made me cross
overdosed on forgiveness
ain't no cruisy fix
Haiku # 8861, April 11, 2001 9:42 am ET
by ash
recycled jesus
disposable messiah
rolled out one more time
Haiku # 8860, April 11, 2001 9:35 am ET
by ash
processing produce
rich resin resonating
eyes burn before j's
Haiku # 8859, April 11, 2001 9:18 am ET
by ash
procrastination
thus No Haiku Submitted
till a later time
Haiku # 8858, April 11, 2001 9:12 am ET
by ash
surging smashing rush
massive swell ripper pounding
powerful slamming

pumping waves heaven
coming up for breath of air
ride of a lifetime
Haiku # 8857, April 11, 2001 5:31 am ET
by mellie, sose all of us

he slept like the dead
there was a resurection
erect resurgence
Haiku # 8856, April 11, 2001 5:11 am ET
by mellie
he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty carpark
Haiku # 8855, April 11, 2001 12:53 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 8854, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8853, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8852, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8851, April 10, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's
mouth? Why,Einsteins cock...!
Haiku # 8850, April 10, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by speaking of lame old jokes
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