Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

"let's bungle in the
jungle; that's all right by me."
leaves drip soft sad pain
Haiku # 8913, April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big square feet?!
Haiku # 8912, April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong
and from time to time
i have to whine about that
convertible could-have.
Haiku # 8911, April 11, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Wherever L R
Lives now, I think about her
At least once a week.
Haiku # 8910, April 11, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
13 years it's been.
Still amazed at all the crap
I would have been spared.
Haiku # 8909, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
this response is late:
"pr0n" is slang for porn, you see
i 5p34k m4d l33t y0
Haiku # 8908, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by furthur8
lovely flowers come
give eyes something closer to
imagination
Haiku # 8907, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Miss Everything
for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.
Haiku # 8906, April 11, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.
Haiku # 8905, April 11, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Fall of '87
too damn dumb to notice she
was hitting on me.
Haiku # 8904, April 11, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I should have got in
L. R's convertible when
she offered a ride.
Haiku # 8903, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Wind - I have a house
twenty four hundred square feet
and just me lives there.
Haiku # 8902, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Saint
adding insult to
ignorance as a book to
a cover - unreviewed
Haiku # 8901, April 11, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by quasimodo
I heard the egos
take the money and hum: you
will do as they say
Haiku # 8900, April 11, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by quasimodo
Spring' warm loving kiss
Incites the crowds to wander.
I'm still stuck in here.
Haiku # 8899, April 11, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
twat-whistle and shaint,
geronimo haunts the wide
world outside your ass
Haiku # 8898, April 11, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by quasimodo
power play, power
PAY - squawkin' politicos
hot after money
Haiku # 8897, April 11, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by quasimodo
competing with the
birth-defects in Sanders, this
myopic clique scores
Haiku # 8896, April 11, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by quasimodo
Wow -- a bulldog's ass?
I'm getting extremely hot.
"Here, doggy....come here..."
Haiku # 8895, April 11, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Windsong
I sense a coming
reference to a rhyme about
granny's cock or two...
Haiku # 8894, April 11, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by spooooon!
How bad am I you
ask? Even eighty year old
prostitutes decline.
Haiku # 8893, April 11, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Saint
Woman ask themselves
A bulldogs ass? or Saint? They
choose the bulldogs ass!
Haiku # 8892, April 11, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Saint
Who would be looking?
It would be pure tongue action
and a sense of touch.
Haiku # 8891, April 11, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Windsong
I am the poster
boy for getting cosmetic
surgery performed
Haiku # 8890, April 11, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by Saint
Windsong, been drinking?
No one offers to go down
after seeing me.
Haiku # 8889, April 11, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by Saint
Pot? Saint? Did you say
pot? If I go down on you,
will you share the pot?
Haiku # 8888, April 11, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Windsong
Can I be "Haiku"
I've been very bad today
Spank me hard Windsong
Haiku # 8887, April 11, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Saint
"BAD haiku! Bad, BAD!
That's very naughty, Haiku,
what you just did. BAD."
Haiku # 8886, April 11, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Windsong
Hey, what's your vector,
Victor, I picked a bad day
to quit smokin pot.
Haiku # 8885, April 11, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Saint
They aren't as good, Saint
And stop calling me Shirley
-an "Airplane" tribute
Haiku # 8884, April 11, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by spooon
Mama says stupid
is as stupid does. Mama
is stupid. Very.
Haiku # 8883, April 11, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by Windsong
wow one word per line
most impressive bad haiku
mine just blows big goats
Haiku # 8882, April 11, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by bob jones esq
What stupid haikus
you all write, surely they aren't
as good as mine are.
Haiku # 8881, April 11, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Saint
Hippopotamus
epidemiology
excruciating
Haiku # 8880, April 11, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by SPOON!
my alter-ego
superficial superman
criteria met
Haiku # 8879, April 11, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
Your sources say no?
Well who asked you anyway,
you stupid 8 ball!?
Haiku # 8878, April 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by George's bush
(translation)don't lose the money
what do you think of the girl?
no kiss for you (bye)
Haiku # 8877, April 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
verliert das geld nicht
wie findest du das madchen?
kein kuss fur dich (tchuss)
Haiku # 8876, April 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
haiku seems easy
but getting five syllables
and then seven is --
Haiku # 8875, April 11, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by miro of portland
my name is miro
i often skip my classes
you gotta relax
Haiku # 8874, April 11, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
the man in the moon
peers through my bedroom window
goddam peeping tom
Haiku # 8873, April 11, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
Muppet doctor here
Elmo needs a test tickle
How 'bout granny's balls
Haiku # 8872, April 11, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by sweaty-toothed madman
What is a Russian
word for your gonorrhea?
it's Rotchyacrotchoff!
Haiku # 8871, April 11, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Saint
Wise Confucious say:
Man who rushes through turnstyle
going to Bangcock
Haiku # 8870, April 11, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Eric Estrada's hair-piece
What's a fancy word
in German that means braziere?
Shtoppemfromfloppen
Haiku # 8869, April 11, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Conrad's hair-piece
Misogynist, yes
that's me, why should I put up
with all women's shit?
Haiku # 8868, April 11, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Saint
Easter week hoopla --
Jesus Christ, Superstar on
PBS tonight.
Haiku # 8867, April 11, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Windsong
why crucify me?
why hast thou forsaken me?
god didn't answer
Haiku # 8866, April 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by mellie
a spy on the roof
does he or she have a name
i wish i knew more
Haiku # 8865, April 11, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I joined the ashram
but the swami turned nasty
I thought he was god
Haiku # 8864, April 11, 2001 10:21 am ET
by mellie
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