Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

eleven thirty
what am I doing at work?
Should be home sleeping
Haiku # 8969, April 12, 2001 11:14 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
one for port 80
must be badhaiku.com
more from fingerfood
Haiku # 8968, April 12, 2001 11:07 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
there's a new packet -
what's it say? port 25.
Ding Dong! You have mail!
Haiku # 8967, April 12, 2001 11:04 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion
Haiku # 8966, April 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion
Haiku # 8965, April 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
I slit a sheet, a
sheet I slit, on this slitted
sheet I sit thinking.
Haiku # 8964, April 12, 2001 10:59 am ET
by spoon!
post
Haiku # 8963, April 12, 2001 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
damn windsong you are
right !!!! sorry ash that last one
was just a test
Haiku # 8962, April 11, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sloppy site full of
mispelled garbage AND you can
use others handles
Haiku # 8961, April 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ash
ferret seventy:
saffron@glitterkitty
dot net - email me
Haiku # 8960, April 11, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
scrathin and sniffin
eatin a fresh easy twat
yeah, I love pussy
Haiku # 8959, April 11, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by paver
jerkin the man snake
thinkin of that young bootie
winkin and shakin
Haiku # 8958, April 11, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by paver
blew a giant wad
dripping from my woman's face
God Bless my prostate
Haiku # 8957, April 11, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by paver
Haiku # 8956, April 11, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by paver
big sloppy pussy
stretched to its maximum
cum shot into hell
Haiku # 8955, April 11, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by paver
engorged penis throbs
tightened scrotum pulsation
i need valtrex now!
Haiku # 8954, April 11, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by ap
Fuckin' syllables!
Fuckin server! Three reposts!
I can count reposts.
Haiku # 8953, April 11, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ap
Interpretation:
Character defamation
penal codes apply
Haiku # 8952, April 11, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by doowahditty
Sometimes I do things
for no apparent reason.
Now give me your leg!
Haiku # 8951, April 11, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
8 - 9 - 2 - 1 and
8 - 9 - 4 - 3 isn't mine
and this one neither
Haiku # 8950, April 11, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Windsong
Pouring fuel into
my search engine I quickly
realized I'm nude
Haiku # 8949, April 11, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
what's your repeating?
isn't it obvious? You
want your cock golden.
Haiku # 8948, April 11, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by boo
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8947, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8946, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8945, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
break out the papers
and the hash, yakity yak!
Where's my stash? Roommate....
Haiku # 8944, April 11, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by oh that's bad too
Using one's handle
is like wearing their panties.
Gross, and very rude.
Haiku # 8943, April 11, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Windsong
saying "I love you"
I'm totally denying
how you really suck
Haiku # 8942, April 11, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by geoff of "fashion district"
The curtain lifted
at the vampire nutcracker...
Nosferatutu!
Haiku # 8941, April 11, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by oh that
Take thy beak from out
my heart and take thy form from
off my door, fuzzy.
Haiku # 8940, April 11, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by spoooooon!
julia sneezed english
allergies kicked her around
swore much in russian
Haiku # 8939, April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Her name is Rio
mind your key hole sappy slap
happy could have been!
Haiku # 8938, April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by SP0000000000000000N!
Pyke had enough bile
to dissolve a battleship
in less than minute.
Haiku # 8937, April 11, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geoff bailed out big time.
Then his dot com bit big one.
Can't we take him back?
Haiku # 8936, April 11, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Jessica found sa-
tori, but moved to L.A,
Saw Tori in tan shop.
Haiku # 8935, April 11, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Foster still calls here
Burbling random gross nonsense.
How does he pay rent?
Haiku # 8934, April 11, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Maria used to
say, "Not my pig, not my farm,"
When she had this job.
Haiku # 8933, April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"don't ask me, lady.
i live in beer." goats dot com -
want to be Toothgnip
Haiku # 8932, April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geometric joy.
precise lines scar the cd.
thanks, paper shredder.
Haiku # 8931, April 11, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Blood on the keyboard.
Slow tide of life ebbs like the
Chicago River
Haiku # 8930, April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I live my life like
there's no tomorrow, all I
got, I had to steal
Haiku # 8929, April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Saint
"Private Haiku!" "Sir!"
"Drop and give me twenty, NOW!"
Discipline Haiku!
Haiku # 8928, April 11, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"left good job in the
city; workin for the man
every night and day."
Haiku # 8927, April 11, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad,
it dances in a subway
station, grabbing crotch
Haiku # 8926, April 11, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
You can send me a
private haiku if you like
search for my e-mail
Haiku # 8925, April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Saint
when haiku goes bad
all the other poems take
on that funky taste
Haiku # 8924, April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad
it robs the other poems
with a gatling gun
Haiku # 8923, April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
fate determined now.
I will not be scoring in
two thousand and one
Haiku # 8922, April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Saint
8912 and 8914 are
not mine and I refuse to play
this game if posers are going
to use my goddamn handle
fuck five seven five I'm pissed!!!!
Haiku # 8921, April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Windsong
accomplishment stalled.
know what should be done right now.
want to run outside.
Haiku # 8920, April 11, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
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