one for port 80
must be badhaiku.com
more from fingerfood

there's a new packet -
what's it say? port 25.
Ding Dong! You have mail!

another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion

another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion

I slit a sheet, a
sheet I slit, on this slitted
sheet I sit thinking.

post

damn windsong you are
right !!!! sorry ash that last one
was just a test

sloppy site full of
mispelled garbage AND you can
use others handles

ferret seventy:
saffron@glitterkitty
dot net - email me

scrathin and sniffin
eatin a fresh easy twat
yeah, I love pussy

jerkin the man snake
thinkin of that young bootie
winkin and shakin

blew a giant wad
dripping from my woman's face
God Bless my prostate

big sloppy pussy
stretched to its maximum
cum shot into hell

engorged penis throbs
tightened scrotum pulsation
i need valtrex now!

Fuckin' syllables!
Fuckin server! Three reposts!
I can count reposts.

Interpretation:
Character defamation
penal codes apply

Sometimes I do things
for no apparent reason.
Now give me your leg!

8 - 9 - 2 - 1 and
8 - 9 - 4 - 3 isn't mine
and this one neither

Pouring fuel into
my search engine I quickly
realized I'm nude

what's your repeating?
isn't it obvious? You
want your cock golden.

golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?

golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?

golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?

break out the papers
and the hash, yakity yak!
Where's my stash? Roommate....

Using one's handle
is like wearing their panties.
Gross, and very rude.

saying "I love you"
I'm totally denying
how you really suck

The curtain lifted
at the vampire nutcracker...
Nosferatutu!

Take thy beak from out
my heart and take thy form from
off my door, fuzzy.

julia sneezed english
allergies kicked her around
swore much in russian

Her name is Rio
mind your key hole sappy slap
happy could have been!

Pyke had enough bile
to dissolve a battleship
in less than minute.

Geoff bailed out big time.
Then his dot com bit big one.
Can't we take him back?

Jessica found sa-
tori, but moved to L.A,
Saw Tori in tan shop.

Foster still calls here
Burbling random gross nonsense.
How does he pay rent?

Maria used to
say, "Not my pig, not my farm,"
When she had this job.

"don't ask me, lady.
i live in beer." goats dot com -
want to be Toothgnip

Geometric joy.
precise lines scar the cd.
thanks, paper shredder.

Blood on the keyboard.
Slow tide of life ebbs like the
Chicago River

I live my life like
there's no tomorrow, all I
got, I had to steal

"Private Haiku!" "Sir!"
"Drop and give me twenty, NOW!"
Discipline Haiku!

"left good job in the
city; workin for the man
every night and day."

when haiku goes bad,
it dances in a subway
station, grabbing crotch

You can send me a
private haiku if you like
search for my e-mail

when haiku goes bad
all the other poems take
on that funky taste

when haiku goes bad
it robs the other poems
with a gatling gun

fate determined now.
I will not be scoring in
two thousand and one

8912 and 8914 are
not mine and I refuse to play
this game if posers are going
to use my goddamn handle
fuck five seven five I'm pissed!!!!

accomplishment stalled.
know what should be done right now.
want to run outside.

It matters not what
I posses, a bulldogs ass
will win every time.