Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

to cross water twice
is not to cross it at all.
tell that to my shoes.
Haiku # 8989, April 12, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
the roof rumbles with
the downforce of steely rain.
must she come back here?
Haiku # 8988, April 12, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
fifty year old men
trying to sing a pop song
god do i hate creed
Haiku # 8987, April 12, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by Dizazta
"so, kiss me once, kiss
me twice, come on pretty ba-
by, kiss me deadly."
Haiku # 8986, April 12, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It goes half a mile
an hour and does nothing,
not snail, my modem.
Haiku # 8985, April 12, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Dizazta
I pull out my gun
for an important mission.
Crap, I missed pikachu.
Haiku # 8984, April 12, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by Dizazta
I slip into my
self-destructive habits like
warm soft cotton sheets
Haiku # 8983, April 12, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"movin' on up, yeah.
to a dee-luxe apartment
in the sky-y-y."
Haiku # 8982, April 12, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Oh, not trolls of bad --
they just like to talk about
wee-wees and poopie.
Haiku # 8981, April 12, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Windsong
Windsong try Yep or
grassy knoll and take all these
trolls of Bad with you
Haiku # 8980, April 12, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by boo
anthropologists
say matriarchy a myth
once Dine are gone

hurry it along
we've tried everything to kill
you, except kindness
Haiku # 8979, April 12, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by quasimodo
china and the plane:
"a bird in the hand is worth
two dubba bushes."
--hehehehe
Haiku # 8978, April 12, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by churney- (gasp) of my hearrrr-t
Is there a chat room?
Point me there -- my haiku brain
needs to speak for REAL.
Haiku # 8977, April 12, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Windsong

The wolf is eager


to welcome


survivors


Haiku # 8976, April 12, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
food and company matter
not whether weather wanes
look down its time to eat
Haiku # 8975, April 12, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I lay sinister
and recoil in abstract thought:
how I unbecome.
Haiku # 8974, April 12, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by WormWood
i am back in town
easy extraction, she's fine
lots of work to do

tonight weather will
be better for the outside
concert and gilling
Haiku # 8973, April 12, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silly white folk think
Tipi is for bung holes. That
why house smell like shit.
Haiku # 8972, April 12, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by Leaonard Peltier's hairpiece
native A gamblers
take your casino profits,
lobby for Dine
Haiku # 8971, April 12, 2001 11:42 am ET
by quasimodo
how many times do you hear:
(see following repetitions)
go to a chat room, jerks!
Haiku # 8970, April 12, 2001 11:40 am ET
by boo
eleven thirty
what am I doing at work?
Should be home sleeping
Haiku # 8969, April 12, 2001 11:14 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
one for port 80
must be badhaiku.com
more from fingerfood
Haiku # 8968, April 12, 2001 11:07 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
there's a new packet -
what's it say? port 25.
Ding Dong! You have mail!
Haiku # 8967, April 12, 2001 11:04 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion
Haiku # 8966, April 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion
Haiku # 8965, April 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
I slit a sheet, a
sheet I slit, on this slitted
sheet I sit thinking.
Haiku # 8964, April 12, 2001 10:59 am ET
by spoon!
post
Haiku # 8963, April 12, 2001 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
damn windsong you are
right !!!! sorry ash that last one
was just a test
Haiku # 8962, April 11, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sloppy site full of
mispelled garbage AND you can
use others handles
Haiku # 8961, April 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ash
ferret seventy:
saffron@glitterkitty
dot net - email me
Haiku # 8960, April 11, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
scrathin and sniffin
eatin a fresh easy twat
yeah, I love pussy
Haiku # 8959, April 11, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by paver
jerkin the man snake
thinkin of that young bootie
winkin and shakin
Haiku # 8958, April 11, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by paver
blew a giant wad
dripping from my woman's face
God Bless my prostate
Haiku # 8957, April 11, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by paver
Haiku # 8956, April 11, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by paver
big sloppy pussy
stretched to its maximum
cum shot into hell
Haiku # 8955, April 11, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by paver
engorged penis throbs
tightened scrotum pulsation
i need valtrex now!
Haiku # 8954, April 11, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by ap
Fuckin' syllables!
Fuckin server! Three reposts!
I can count reposts.
Haiku # 8953, April 11, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ap
Interpretation:
Character defamation
penal codes apply
Haiku # 8952, April 11, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by doowahditty
Sometimes I do things
for no apparent reason.
Now give me your leg!
Haiku # 8951, April 11, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
8 - 9 - 2 - 1 and
8 - 9 - 4 - 3 isn't mine
and this one neither
Haiku # 8950, April 11, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Windsong
Pouring fuel into
my search engine I quickly
realized I'm nude
Haiku # 8949, April 11, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
what's your repeating?
isn't it obvious? You
want your cock golden.
Haiku # 8948, April 11, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by boo
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8947, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8946, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8945, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
break out the papers
and the hash, yakity yak!
Where's my stash? Roommate....
Haiku # 8944, April 11, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by oh that's bad too
Using one's handle
is like wearing their panties.
Gross, and very rude.
Haiku # 8943, April 11, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Windsong
saying "I love you"
I'm totally denying
how you really suck
Haiku # 8942, April 11, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by geoff of "fashion district"
The curtain lifted
at the vampire nutcracker...
Nosferatutu!
Haiku # 8941, April 11, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by oh that
Take thy beak from out
my heart and take thy form from
off my door, fuzzy.
Haiku # 8940, April 11, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by spoooooon!
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