Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Silly white folk think
Tipi is for bung holes. That
why house smell like shit.
Haiku # 8972, April 12, 2001 12:37 pm ET
by Leaonard Peltier's hairpiece
native A gamblers
take your casino profits,
lobby for Dine
Haiku # 8971, April 12, 2001 11:42 am ET
by quasimodo
how many times do you hear:
(see following repetitions)
go to a chat room, jerks!
Haiku # 8970, April 12, 2001 11:40 am ET
by boo
eleven thirty
what am I doing at work?
Should be home sleeping
Haiku # 8969, April 12, 2001 11:14 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
one for port 80
must be badhaiku.com
more from fingerfood
Haiku # 8968, April 12, 2001 11:07 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
there's a new packet -
what's it say? port 25.
Ding Dong! You have mail!
Haiku # 8967, April 12, 2001 11:04 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion
Haiku # 8966, April 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
another packet
floats past my analyzer
all pr0n congestion
Haiku # 8965, April 12, 2001 11:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
I slit a sheet, a
sheet I slit, on this slitted
sheet I sit thinking.
Haiku # 8964, April 12, 2001 10:59 am ET
by spoon!
post
Haiku # 8963, April 12, 2001 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
damn windsong you are
right !!!! sorry ash that last one
was just a test
Haiku # 8962, April 11, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sloppy site full of
mispelled garbage AND you can
use others handles
Haiku # 8961, April 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ash
ferret seventy:
saffron@glitterkitty
dot net - email me
Haiku # 8960, April 11, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
scrathin and sniffin
eatin a fresh easy twat
yeah, I love pussy
Haiku # 8959, April 11, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by paver
jerkin the man snake
thinkin of that young bootie
winkin and shakin
Haiku # 8958, April 11, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by paver
blew a giant wad
dripping from my woman's face
God Bless my prostate
Haiku # 8957, April 11, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by paver
Haiku # 8956, April 11, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by paver
big sloppy pussy
stretched to its maximum
cum shot into hell
Haiku # 8955, April 11, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by paver
engorged penis throbs
tightened scrotum pulsation
i need valtrex now!
Haiku # 8954, April 11, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by ap
Fuckin' syllables!
Fuckin server! Three reposts!
I can count reposts.
Haiku # 8953, April 11, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ap
Interpretation:
Character defamation
penal codes apply
Haiku # 8952, April 11, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by doowahditty
Sometimes I do things
for no apparent reason.
Now give me your leg!
Haiku # 8951, April 11, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
8 - 9 - 2 - 1 and
8 - 9 - 4 - 3 isn't mine
and this one neither
Haiku # 8950, April 11, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Windsong
Pouring fuel into
my search engine I quickly
realized I'm nude
Haiku # 8949, April 11, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
what's your repeating?
isn't it obvious? You
want your cock golden.
Haiku # 8948, April 11, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by boo
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8947, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8946, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8945, April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
break out the papers
and the hash, yakity yak!
Where's my stash? Roommate....
Haiku # 8944, April 11, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by oh that's bad too
Using one's handle
is like wearing their panties.
Gross, and very rude.
Haiku # 8943, April 11, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Windsong
saying "I love you"
I'm totally denying
how you really suck
Haiku # 8942, April 11, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by geoff of "fashion district"
The curtain lifted
at the vampire nutcracker...
Nosferatutu!
Haiku # 8941, April 11, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by oh that
Take thy beak from out
my heart and take thy form from
off my door, fuzzy.
Haiku # 8940, April 11, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by spoooooon!
julia sneezed english
allergies kicked her around
swore much in russian
Haiku # 8939, April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Her name is Rio
mind your key hole sappy slap
happy could have been!
Haiku # 8938, April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by SP0000000000000000N!
Pyke had enough bile
to dissolve a battleship
in less than minute.
Haiku # 8937, April 11, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geoff bailed out big time.
Then his dot com bit big one.
Can't we take him back?
Haiku # 8936, April 11, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Jessica found sa-
tori, but moved to L.A,
Saw Tori in tan shop.
Haiku # 8935, April 11, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Foster still calls here
Burbling random gross nonsense.
How does he pay rent?
Haiku # 8934, April 11, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Maria used to
say, "Not my pig, not my farm,"
When she had this job.
Haiku # 8933, April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"don't ask me, lady.
i live in beer." goats dot com -
want to be Toothgnip
Haiku # 8932, April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geometric joy.
precise lines scar the cd.
thanks, paper shredder.
Haiku # 8931, April 11, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Blood on the keyboard.
Slow tide of life ebbs like the
Chicago River
Haiku # 8930, April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I live my life like
there's no tomorrow, all I
got, I had to steal
Haiku # 8929, April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Saint
"Private Haiku!" "Sir!"
"Drop and give me twenty, NOW!"
Discipline Haiku!
Haiku # 8928, April 11, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"left good job in the
city; workin for the man
every night and day."
Haiku # 8927, April 11, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad,
it dances in a subway
station, grabbing crotch
Haiku # 8926, April 11, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
You can send me a
private haiku if you like
search for my e-mail
Haiku # 8925, April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Saint
when haiku goes bad
all the other poems take
on that funky taste
Haiku # 8924, April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad
it robs the other poems
with a gatling gun
Haiku # 8923, April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
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