Writing bad haikus
Shouldn't be as fun as it
Is, yet here we are
by Dr. Robotnik of snooPING AS usual, I see?!
I will write and write.
And then, after that, I'll scrawl.
You'll be no less wise.
by Your Handler of Project MK-Ultra
Twenty twenty-five:
Zion versus Caliphate...
More of the same shit.
by Low Expectations of New Year
Haiku is haiku,
Humans are mammals, animals
Why can't you agree?
by Nico, apparently of When I say my favorite animal is a human, why is it weird?
new year's eve again
one more lap of the sun marked
arbitrarily
by ash of orbital perspective
What is this even?
A website for bad haikus?
Guess I'll fit right in
by Someone of Somewhere
I hope Darth is well,
Hiding out in Philippines.
I do wish him peace...
by Anonymous Poet
We are in the Taint.
Taint Christmas and taint New Year...
Let's just ride it out.
by Haiku Rider of the High Plains
Winter break is here,
Mariah Carey defrosts
Christmas is starting.
by Nico, apparently
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Time to let the spirit fall...
Hope you have a ball.
by Weird Old Guy of North Pole
Time to wrap presents,
Pasts, futures, everything else.
It's eternal NOW.
by Noticer of Time
The year is burning,
Totally consumed, to ash...
And that's how things were.
by Auld Lang Sine of Ashes
festivus shall we
air grievances one last time
before it all burns.
by moxie
the world is turning
and i can't really blame it
given how things are
by ash
Tantas latinas
Son menospreciadas.
Que gran lástima.
by Noticer of Latinas
Haiku is the shit.
Tell you: haiku is the BOMB.
Putin love haiku.
by Noticer of Global Harmony
Why have you roused me?
Is this the end of all things?
When is it enough?
by Drophammer of somewhere nearby
a cool change rolls in
breaking that sweltering heat
the frogs serenade
by ash
it's not meant to rhyme
or even keep metered time
but must be sublime
by ash
A haiku a day
Keeps the poetry away.
It's all fake and gay.
by Bakery of Fakery
yet good senryu
is by its very nature
simply bad haiku
by ash of möbius oyatoi gaikokujin
Again, these aren't
haiku's, they're senryu's. Please
acknowledge this, please.
by Nico, apparently of THESE ARE SENRYUS
It aint like that yo.
Your verse aint down wif it, nah.
Y'all don't know haiku.
by Street Kredz of Haiku
let there be haiku
i know some of you struggle
but it ain't that hard
by ash of counting on you
mobulisok370@gmail.com
by PatrickEmurl of Trinidad and Tobago
Can a poorly written haiku still hold value in its imperfection, or does it detract from the art form as a whole?
by Glennpeddy of Morocco
WHERE IS MY FCKING17:28
SPOTIFY WRAPPED. IF UR MY
WRAPPED, THEN PULL UP WRAPPED.
by Nico, apparently of where is my Spotify wrapped
"MOO" sings the diva,
Lowing, and hitting new lows
Out in her pasture.
by Divine Bovine of The Elysian Fields
The Goddess's voice!
Hearken to Her dulcet tones...
Is She a sick cow?
by That R & B Song of Mumuland
dark side of the moon
been around since forever
and fifty years too
by ash of the lunatics are in my head
Seasons of Wither:
Flowers bloomed. I got my wings.
It's a great album...
by None of these kids know what an Album is.
Fucking AEROSMITH!
Bots cannot understand it.
But Aerosmith ROCKS.
by All Caps Off to the Band of Bhwahstahn
"These rotten verses
even a dog will not eat."
That's five - seven - five!
by Julian H of Lanestris
Due promises are
here. It's not an option, pay up.
You never did it.
by pls pay ur child support of filing the divorces
Fun fact: A senryu
is basically haiku,
with human foibles.
by Nico, apparently of you've been writing senryus
Ugly crying with
lies filling air polluted.
We can't escape war.
by Nico, apparently of idk what to write
The alarm clock rang.
If I did not have to pee,
I would stay in bed.
by Julian H of Lanestris
CEO de-lifed.
So: either he deserved it,
Or else he did not.
by God of Judgement
health insurance woes
delay, deny and defend
not enough cover
by ash
Bad Haiku: why is
(necessary)? Why must I?
I can't haiku, help.
by Nico, apparently
Technocrat: bow down !
God is greater than A.I.
And grants you your life.
by Noticer of Technocracy
You're right, we can feed
'em to the zoo. After
all, Chris Brown is here.
by Nico, apparently
too rich to digest
even with lashings of bile
and pepto-bismol©
by ash of not even just desserts
Eat the rich, eat 'em.
Waltz in circles as the night
dies away from here.
by Nico, apparently of oh it snowed a bit
Hot take: Christmas is
overrated. Way too cold,
but still no snow, why?
by Nico, apparently
Satan is coming.
Decorate his shopping malls.
Satan is coming !
by Prince of the Power of AirBnB
When Black Friday comes,
I'll go down to Boswell Wood--
Whoops. Now it's Sunday!
by Fagin Becker of All Mixed Up
when black friday comes
collect ev'rything i'm owed
then buy the cheap shit
by ash of dan right
