Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 84 Days and 77497 Haiku later...

Hello Wong Lofake
Nobody believes your bullshit
Please learn how to count.
Haiku # 77495, February 4, 2025 10:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is Woman?, Man?
Ai yah ! Hao the hell to know??
Look in pants comrade-
Haiku # 77494, February 4, 2025 4:57 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Fukien Kali
The golden orange man!
all your base belong to him-
Holler louder wah wah!
Haiku # 77493, February 4, 2025 4:49 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Shaw brothers studio
Trump worse than Hitler.
Trump worse than Stalin and Mao--
Almost worse than me.
Haiku # 77492, February 3, 2025 5:55 pm ET
by Jill Stein Voter, but of course, TRUMP totally ROCKS!!!!
Old wise man returns!
Sage of Chung Nan mountain heights
Descends to bring light...
Haiku # 77491, February 3, 2025 5:51 pm ET
by Chang Pai Concessions of Drumpf LLC Holdings
I hate Don Trump
He is making USA
To damn great again.

Ho Bai Din better!
He fooked up the whole country.
Cry louder dum chits!
Haiku # 77490, February 3, 2025 5:02 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Chung Nan Mountains
All of you are feds.
All of you are fake poets.
All of you are dead!
Haiku # 77489, February 2, 2025 6:08 pm ET
by Active Promoter of Haiku
Whoops. I thought he died,
But that chihuahua still lives.
Now, I ain't braggin'...
Haiku # 77488, January 31, 2025 4:32 pm ET
by Paul Crouch of Heresy Inc.
Jesse Duplantis
Was a yipping chihuahua.
Now he's a dead dog.
Haiku # 77487, January 31, 2025 4:24 pm ET
by Jan Crouch of The Hair Network
lots of people said
it's "a television tissue"
they're at the bottom
Haiku # 77486, January 30, 2025 7:22 pm ET
by Ghosts of Ice Skaters
lots of people dead
it's "an elevation issue"
but who's at the top
Haiku # 77485, January 30, 2025 4:36 pm ET
by ash of disaster(s) in washington
Government trained seal:
Balances ball on its snout.
Rewarded with fish!
Haiku # 77484, January 29, 2025 11:00 am ET
by Realpolitik of Barnum & Bailey
Time to fry yer brain
Delicious gummy morsel
With government seal
Haiku # 77483, January 28, 2025 4:55 pm ET
by Master of Toronto
Get on here and WRITE.
Haiku calls you to the task.
Make the sun to shine.
Haiku # 77482, January 26, 2025 2:40 pm ET
by My Name
Wenomous wipers
of this vicked, vicked vorld.
You vill be wanquished.
Haiku # 77481, January 26, 2025 1:37 pm ET
by Kumaraswami Chandaraguptaprajapatimahendra Patel of Human Resources, Uttar Pradesh Sweden
It's death from above:
Haiku Airborne Division.
Utter destruction.
Haiku # 77480, January 26, 2025 1:31 pm ET
by Soft Targets of Hard Haiku
Haiku subversion:
Governments respond as planned
Through our sneaky verse.
Haiku # 77479, January 26, 2025 1:20 pm ET
by Haiku Ops Division of Langley, VA
Frump frumpity frump.
Frump that frumpity frump thing.
It's WAY too frumpy.
Haiku # 77478, January 25, 2025 11:01 am ET
by Graying Matron of Progressive Liberalism
Episcopal frump
Spoke its mind to Donald Trump.
Kiss transgendered rump.
Haiku # 77477, January 24, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Fake "Bishop" of Fake "Church"
WTF Trudeau:
It was a bigger bully,
Canucks just took it.
Haiku # 77476, January 24, 2025 12:56 pm ET
by Until Now of Course
WTF 'murica
The bully likes distractions
The north won't comply
Haiku # 77475, January 24, 2025 10:00 am ET
by Janis of From the Treaty Lands
Load it and cock it.
Then fire that deadly haiku:
Grandma has a Glock
Haiku # 77474, January 23, 2025 9:23 am ET
by Haiku of Conversion to Fully Automatic
Just haiku, haiku.
Why not try a senryu?
Grandma has a clock.
Haiku # 77473, January 22, 2025 10:23 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Do not worry, Ash.
The fake Right has leading role.
It's all stage-managed.
Haiku # 77472, January 21, 2025 2:41 pm ET
by Society of Spectacle
elon musk, sieg heil!
seems nothing's left as it was
all reich now, baby
Haiku # 77471, January 21, 2025 3:31 am ET
by ash of more, and yet führer
Martin Luther King:
Sacred social justice cow.
Time for some grilled steak...
Haiku # 77470, January 20, 2025 4:13 pm ET
by Grandma Moses of G3 Podcast
Trump is now installed
Ready to do the bidding
Of the Pentagon.
Haiku # 77469, January 20, 2025 2:36 pm ET
by Bobo Notanyuhu of Islamabad NY
Thank God we're free from
A Student of Manchester.
Truly bad haiku.
Haiku # 77467, January 18, 2025 5:04 pm ET
by Forensic Research of Bad Haiku Dot Com
We ruv the sarsa.
Sarsa music so gu-rate.
Sarsa is the best!
Haiku # 77464, January 17, 2025 10:32 am ET
by Sarsa Fans of Japan
How y'all doin, yo?
Fer reelz: we was ballin' hard.
I wuz like: "Oh snap!"
Haiku # 77463, January 17, 2025 10:20 am ET
by Mush-mouth Wiggers of Global Ghetto
Nippon...aizuchi.
Arigato gozaimashita.
I am touched. Banzai!
Haiku # 77462, January 16, 2025 6:18 pm ET
by Emperor Hirohito of Beyond the Grave
Go japan, japan!
Go japan, japan, japan!
Go japan, japan!
Haiku # 77461, January 16, 2025 11:04 am ET
by Japan Lover, Enthusiast of Japan
Reading wars, Trojan.
Patroclus could've stayed out.
Just let Helen die.
Haiku # 77460, January 13, 2025 7:14 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of how did Homer write a 700 page poem?
OK. Point taken.
Sorry if you lost your home.
It was Bad Haiku...
Haiku # 77459, January 12, 2025 3:16 pm ET
by Shamefully Convicted of After All
I hope your home burns.
Then you might know what it's like
Until then, shut up
Haiku # 77458, January 12, 2025 1:39 pm ET
by It's mostly just regular people losing everything
Pop culture can burn.
It is of no great concern.
Now let us adjourn.
Haiku # 77457, January 10, 2025 3:48 pm ET
by Judge and Jury of the New Outlook
Let Hollyweird burn.
Let those stars run for the sea.
Hell is on fire now!
Haiku # 77456, January 10, 2025 10:58 am ET
by Kali Yuga of Kalifornia
Long live the struggle!
You order chicken fry rice?
For here? Or to go--
Haiku # 77455, January 10, 2025 10:54 am ET
by Chinese Food Revolution of 1948
We must fight crass wall.
Ladicarize working crass!
Levorution NOW !
Haiku # 77454, January 10, 2025 10:44 am ET
by East is Red of General Tso Chicken
hollywood bonfire
a prescient nom de plume
always a lit one
Haiku # 77453, January 10, 2025 6:11 am ET
by ash
on rare occasion
i wonder if i'll grow up
but it doesn't last
Haiku # 77452, January 10, 2025 6:03 am ET
by ash
inevitably
crass enshittification
is the new normal
Haiku # 77451, January 10, 2025 5:52 am ET
by ash
Looking at Google,
Searching for some licenses.
I want firearms.
Haiku # 77450, January 9, 2025 9:42 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of I need a license for guns
That rooster's mom's mom...
Check the poultry family tree:
Cock has a grandma.
Haiku # 77449, January 8, 2025 12:13 pm ET
by Poetics of Poultry
it's been way too hot
and now it's fucking freezing
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77448, January 8, 2025 4:29 am ET
by ash
To you, the laurels.
Let the maidens sing chorals.
Improving morals.
Haiku # 77447, January 7, 2025 6:35 pm ET
by Classic Satyr of Morals-based Haiku
Haiku is true art...
Light wind stirs the autumn heart.
Crickets. Massive fart.
Haiku # 77446, January 6, 2025 10:13 pm ET
by Basho has a Touch of Gas
Writing bad haikus
Shouldn't be as fun as it
Is, yet here we are
Haiku # 77445, January 6, 2025 5:56 pm ET
by Dr. Robotnik of snooPING AS usual, I see?!
I will write and write.
And then, after that, I'll scrawl.
You'll be no less wise.
Haiku # 77444, January 4, 2025 5:18 pm ET
by Your Handler of Project MK-Ultra
Twenty twenty-five:
Zion versus Caliphate...
More of the same shit.
Haiku # 77443, January 2, 2025 7:09 pm ET
by Low Expectations of New Year
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