elon musk, sieg heil!
seems nothing's left as it was
all reich now, baby
by ash of more, and yet führer
Martin Luther King:
Sacred social justice cow.
Time for some grilled steak...
by Grandma Moses of G3 Podcast
Trump is now installed
Ready to do the bidding
Of the Pentagon.
by Bobo Notanyuhu of Islamabad NY
Thank God we're free from
A Student of Manchester.
Truly bad haiku.
by Forensic Research of Bad Haiku Dot Com
We ruv the sarsa.
Sarsa music so gu-rate.
Sarsa is the best!
by Sarsa Fans of Japan
How y'all doin, yo?
Fer reelz: we was ballin' hard.
I wuz like: "Oh snap!"
by Mush-mouth Wiggers of Global Ghetto
Nippon...aizuchi.
Arigato gozaimashita.
I am touched. Banzai!
by Emperor Hirohito of Beyond the Grave
Go japan, japan!
Go japan, japan, japan!
Go japan, japan!
by Japan Lover, Enthusiast of Japan
Reading wars, Trojan.
Patroclus could've stayed out.
Just let Helen die.
by Nico, apparently of how did Homer write a 700 page poem?
OK. Point taken.
Sorry if you lost your home.
It was Bad Haiku...
by Shamefully Convicted of After All
I hope your home burns.
Then you might know what it's like
Until then, shut up
by It's mostly just regular people losing everything
Pop culture can burn.
It is of no great concern.
Now let us adjourn.
by Judge and Jury of the New Outlook
Let Hollyweird burn.
Let those stars run for the sea.
Hell is on fire now!
by Kali Yuga of Kalifornia
Long live the struggle!
You order chicken fry rice?
For here? Or to go--
by Chinese Food Revolution of 1948
We must fight crass wall.
Ladicarize working crass!
Levorution NOW !
by East is Red of General Tso Chicken
hollywood bonfire
a prescient nom de plume
always a lit one
by ash
on rare occasion
i wonder if i'll grow up
but it doesn't last
by ash
inevitably
crass enshittification
is the new normal
by ash
Looking at Google,
Searching for some licenses.
I want firearms.
by Nico, apparently of I need a license for guns
That rooster's mom's mom...
Check the poultry family tree:
Cock has a grandma.
by Poetics of Poultry
it's been way too hot
and now it's fucking freezing
grandma has a cock
by ash
To you, the laurels.
Let the maidens sing chorals.
Improving morals.
by Classic Satyr of Morals-based Haiku
Haiku is true art...
Light wind stirs the autumn heart.
Crickets. Massive fart.
by Basho has a Touch of Gas
Writing bad haikus
Shouldn't be as fun as it
Is, yet here we are
by Dr. Robotnik of snooPING AS usual, I see?!
I will write and write.
And then, after that, I'll scrawl.
You'll be no less wise.
by Your Handler of Project MK-Ultra
Twenty twenty-five:
Zion versus Caliphate...
More of the same shit.
by Low Expectations of New Year
Haiku is haiku,
Humans are mammals, animals
Why can't you agree?
by Nico, apparently of When I say my favorite animal is a human, why is it weird?
new year's eve again
one more lap of the sun marked
arbitrarily
by ash of orbital perspective
What is this even?
A website for bad haikus?
Guess I'll fit right in
by Someone of Somewhere
I hope Darth is well,
Hiding out in Philippines.
I do wish him peace...
by Anonymous Poet
We are in the Taint.
Taint Christmas and taint New Year...
Let's just ride it out.
by Haiku Rider of the High Plains
Winter break is here,
Mariah Carey defrosts
Christmas is starting.
by Nico, apparently
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Time to let the spirit fall...
Hope you have a ball.
by Weird Old Guy of North Pole
Time to wrap presents,
Pasts, futures, everything else.
It's eternal NOW.
by Noticer of Time
The year is burning,
Totally consumed, to ash...
And that's how things were.
by Auld Lang Sine of Ashes
festivus shall we
air grievances one last time
before it all burns.
by moxie
the world is turning
and i can't really blame it
given how things are
by ash
Tantas latinas
Son menospreciadas.
Que gran lástima.
by Noticer of Latinas
Haiku is the shit.
Tell you: haiku is the BOMB.
Putin love haiku.
by Noticer of Global Harmony
Why have you roused me?
Is this the end of all things?
When is it enough?
by Drophammer of somewhere nearby
a cool change rolls in
breaking that sweltering heat
the frogs serenade
by ash
it's not meant to rhyme
or even keep metered time
but must be sublime
by ash
A haiku a day
Keeps the poetry away.
It's all fake and gay.
by Bakery of Fakery
yet good senryu
is by its very nature
simply bad haiku
by ash of möbius oyatoi gaikokujin
Again, these aren't
haiku's, they're senryu's. Please
acknowledge this, please.
by Nico, apparently of THESE ARE SENRYUS
It aint like that yo.
Your verse aint down wif it, nah.
Y'all don't know haiku.
by Street Kredz of Haiku
let there be haiku
i know some of you struggle
but it ain't that hard
by ash of counting on you
mobulisok370@gmail.com
by PatrickEmurl of Trinidad and Tobago
Can a poorly written haiku still hold value in its imperfection, or does it detract from the art form as a whole?
by Glennpeddy of Morocco
