Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Let Hollyweird burn.
Let those stars run for the sea.
Hell is on fire now!
Haiku # 77456, January 10, 2025 10:58 am ET
by Kali Yuga of Kalifornia
Long live the struggle!
You order chicken fry rice?
For here? Or to go--
Haiku # 77455, January 10, 2025 10:54 am ET
by Chinese Food Revolution of 1948
We must fight crass wall.
Ladicarize working crass!
Levorution NOW !
Haiku # 77454, January 10, 2025 10:44 am ET
by East is Red of General Tso Chicken
hollywood bonfire
a prescient nom de plume
always a lit one
Haiku # 77453, January 10, 2025 6:11 am ET
by ash
on rare occasion
i wonder if i'll grow up
but it doesn't last
Haiku # 77452, January 10, 2025 6:03 am ET
by ash
inevitably
crass enshittification
is the new normal
Haiku # 77451, January 10, 2025 5:52 am ET
by ash
Looking at Google,
Searching for some licenses.
I want firearms.
Haiku # 77450, January 9, 2025 9:42 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of I need a license for guns
That rooster's mom's mom...
Check the poultry family tree:
Cock has a grandma.
Haiku # 77449, January 8, 2025 12:13 pm ET
by Poetics of Poultry
it's been way too hot
and now it's fucking freezing
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77448, January 8, 2025 4:29 am ET
by ash
To you, the laurels.
Let the maidens sing chorals.
Improving morals.
Haiku # 77447, January 7, 2025 6:35 pm ET
by Classic Satyr of Morals-based Haiku
Haiku is true art...
Light wind stirs the autumn heart.
Crickets. Massive fart.
Haiku # 77446, January 6, 2025 10:13 pm ET
by Basho has a Touch of Gas
Writing bad haikus
Shouldn't be as fun as it
Is, yet here we are
Haiku # 77445, January 6, 2025 5:56 pm ET
by Dr. Robotnik of snooPING AS usual, I see?!
I will write and write.
And then, after that, I'll scrawl.
You'll be no less wise.
Haiku # 77444, January 4, 2025 5:18 pm ET
by Your Handler of Project MK-Ultra
Twenty twenty-five:
Zion versus Caliphate...
More of the same shit.
Haiku # 77443, January 2, 2025 7:09 pm ET
by Low Expectations of New Year
Haiku is haiku,
Humans are mammals, animals
Why can't you agree?
Haiku # 77442, January 2, 2025 5:36 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of When I say my favorite animal is a human, why is it weird?
new year's eve again
one more lap of the sun marked
arbitrarily
Haiku # 77441, December 30, 2024 9:53 pm ET
by ash of orbital perspective
What is this even?
A website for bad haikus?
Guess I'll fit right in
Haiku # 77440, December 30, 2024 4:45 pm ET
by Someone of Somewhere
I hope Darth is well,
Hiding out in Philippines.
I do wish him peace...
Haiku # 77439, December 29, 2024 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We are in the Taint.
Taint Christmas and taint New Year...
Let's just ride it out.
Haiku # 77438, December 29, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Haiku Rider of the High Plains
Winter break is here,
Mariah Carey defrosts
Christmas is starting.
Haiku # 77437, December 24, 2024 8:17 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Time to let the spirit fall...
Hope you have a ball.
Haiku # 77436, December 24, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Weird Old Guy of North Pole
Time to wrap presents,
Pasts, futures, everything else.
It's eternal NOW.
Haiku # 77435, December 24, 2024 5:42 pm ET
by Noticer of Time
The year is burning,
Totally consumed, to ash...
And that's how things were.
Haiku # 77434, December 24, 2024 5:36 pm ET
by Auld Lang Sine of Ashes
festivus shall we
air grievances one last time
before it all burns.
Haiku # 77433, December 23, 2024 11:36 pm ET
by moxie
the world is turning
and i can't really blame it
given how things are
Haiku # 77432, December 23, 2024 7:55 am ET
by ash
hello
Haiku # 77431, December 20, 2024 11:18 pm ET
by BBCcom
Tantas latinas
Son menospreciadas.
Que gran lástima.
Haiku # 77430, December 20, 2024 11:23 am ET
by Noticer of Latinas
Haiku is the shit.
Tell you: haiku is the BOMB.
Putin love haiku.
Haiku # 77429, December 19, 2024 3:09 pm ET
by Noticer of Global Harmony
Why have you roused me?
Is this the end of all things?
When is it enough?
Haiku # 77428, December 18, 2024 12:24 pm ET
by Drophammer of somewhere nearby
a cool change rolls in
breaking that sweltering heat
the frogs serenade
Haiku # 77427, December 17, 2024 6:00 am ET
by ash
it's not meant to rhyme
or even keep metered time
but must be sublime
Haiku # 77426, December 17, 2024 1:35 am ET
by ash
A haiku a day
Keeps the poetry away.
It's all fake and gay.
Haiku # 77425, December 16, 2024 9:49 pm ET
by Bakery of Fakery
yet good senryu
is by its very nature
simply bad haiku
Haiku # 77424, December 16, 2024 5:38 am ET
by ash of möbius oyatoi gaikokujin
Again, these aren't
haiku's, they're senryu's. Please
acknowledge this, please.
Haiku # 77423, December 15, 2024 11:38 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of THESE ARE SENRYUS
It aint like that yo.
Your verse aint down wif it, nah.
Y'all don't know haiku.
Haiku # 77422, December 15, 2024 9:01 pm ET
by Street Kredz of Haiku
let there be haiku
i know some of you struggle
but it ain't that hard
Haiku # 77421, December 15, 2024 5:58 am ET
by ash of counting on you
mobulisok370@gmail.com
Haiku # 77420, December 15, 2024 1:18 am ET
by PatrickEmurl of Trinidad and Tobago
Can a poorly written haiku still hold value in its imperfection, or does it detract from the art form as a whole?
Haiku # 77419, December 14, 2024 10:30 pm ET
by Glennpeddy of Morocco
WHERE IS MY FCKING17:28
SPOTIFY WRAPPED. IF UR MY
WRAPPED, THEN PULL UP WRAPPED.
Haiku # 77418, December 14, 2024 5:31 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of where is my Spotify wrapped
"MOO" sings the diva,
Lowing, and hitting new lows
Out in her pasture.
Haiku # 77417, December 14, 2024 1:03 pm ET
by Divine Bovine of The Elysian Fields
The Goddess's voice!
Hearken to Her dulcet tones...
Is She a sick cow?
Haiku # 77416, December 14, 2024 12:57 pm ET
by That R & B Song of Mumuland
dark side of the moon
been around since forever
and fifty years too
Haiku # 77415, December 13, 2024 7:10 am ET
by ash of the lunatics are in my head
Seasons of Wither:
Flowers bloomed. I got my wings.
It's a great album...
Haiku # 77414, December 12, 2024 6:37 pm ET
by None of these kids know what an Album is.
Fucking AEROSMITH!
Bots cannot understand it.
But Aerosmith ROCKS.
Haiku # 77413, December 12, 2024 6:30 pm ET
by All Caps Off to the Band of Bhwahstahn
"These rotten verses
even a dog will not eat."
That's five - seven - five!
Haiku # 77412, December 12, 2024 11:40 am ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Hello.
Haiku # 77411, December 11, 2024 10:14 pm ET
by MCcom
Due promises are
here. It's not an option, pay up.
You never did it.
Haiku # 77410, December 11, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by pls pay ur child support of filing the divorces
Fun fact: A senryu
is basically haiku,
with human foibles.
Haiku # 77409, December 10, 2024 7:39 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of you've been writing senryus
Ugly crying with
lies filling air polluted.
We can't escape war.
Haiku # 77408, December 9, 2024 8:20 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of idk what to write
The alarm clock rang.
If I did not have to pee,
I would stay in bed.
Haiku # 77407, December 9, 2024 1:36 am ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
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