Let Hollyweird burn.
Let those stars run for the sea.
Hell is on fire now!

Long live the struggle!
You order chicken fry rice?
For here? Or to go--

We must fight crass wall.
Ladicarize working crass!
Levorution NOW !

hollywood bonfire
a prescient nom de plume
always a lit one

on rare occasion
i wonder if i'll grow up
but it doesn't last

inevitably
crass enshittification
is the new normal

Looking at Google,
Searching for some licenses.
I want firearms.

That rooster's mom's mom...
Check the poultry family tree:
Cock has a grandma.

it's been way too hot
and now it's fucking freezing
grandma has a cock

To you, the laurels.
Let the maidens sing chorals.
Improving morals.

Haiku is true art...
Light wind stirs the autumn heart.
Crickets. Massive fart.

Writing bad haikus
Shouldn't be as fun as it
Is, yet here we are

I will write and write.
And then, after that, I'll scrawl.
You'll be no less wise.

Twenty twenty-five:
Zion versus Caliphate...
More of the same shit.

Haiku is haiku,
Humans are mammals, animals
Why can't you agree?

new year's eve again
one more lap of the sun marked
arbitrarily

What is this even?
A website for bad haikus?
Guess I'll fit right in

I hope Darth is well,
Hiding out in Philippines.
I do wish him peace...

We are in the Taint.
Taint Christmas and taint New Year...
Let's just ride it out.

Winter break is here,
Mariah Carey defrosts
Christmas is starting.

Merry Christmas, y'all.
Time to let the spirit fall...
Hope you have a ball.

Time to wrap presents,
Pasts, futures, everything else.
It's eternal NOW.

The year is burning,
Totally consumed, to ash...
And that's how things were.

festivus shall we
air grievances one last time
before it all burns.

the world is turning
and i can't really blame it
given how things are

hello

Tantas latinas
Son menospreciadas.
Que gran lástima.

Haiku is the shit.
Tell you: haiku is the BOMB.
Putin love haiku.

Why have you roused me?
Is this the end of all things?
When is it enough?

a cool change rolls in
breaking that sweltering heat
the frogs serenade

it's not meant to rhyme
or even keep metered time
but must be sublime

A haiku a day
Keeps the poetry away.
It's all fake and gay.

yet good senryu
is by its very nature
simply bad haiku

Again, these aren't
haiku's, they're senryu's. Please
acknowledge this, please.

It aint like that yo.
Your verse aint down wif it, nah.
Y'all don't know haiku.

let there be haiku
i know some of you struggle
but it ain't that hard

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Can a poorly written haiku still hold value in its imperfection, or does it detract from the art form as a whole?

WHERE IS MY FCKING17:28
SPOTIFY WRAPPED. IF UR MY
WRAPPED, THEN PULL UP WRAPPED.

"MOO" sings the diva,
Lowing, and hitting new lows
Out in her pasture.

The Goddess's voice!
Hearken to Her dulcet tones...
Is She a sick cow?

dark side of the moon
been around since forever
and fifty years too

Seasons of Wither:
Flowers bloomed. I got my wings.
It's a great album...

Fucking AEROSMITH!
Bots cannot understand it.
But Aerosmith ROCKS.

"These rotten verses
even a dog will not eat."
That's five - seven - five!

Hello.

Due promises are
here. It's not an option, pay up.
You never did it.

Fun fact: A senryu
is basically haiku,
with human foibles.

Ugly crying with
lies filling air polluted.
We can't escape war.

The alarm clock rang.
If I did not have to pee,
I would stay in bed.