Get on here and WRITE.
Haiku calls you to the task.
Make the sun to shine.
by My Name
Wenomous wipers
of this vicked, vicked vorld.
You vill be wanquished.
by Kumaraswami Chandaraguptaprajapatimahendra Patel of Human Resources, Uttar Pradesh Sweden
It's death from above:
Haiku Airborne Division.
Utter destruction.
by Soft Targets of Hard Haiku
Haiku subversion:
Governments respond as planned
Through our sneaky verse.
by Haiku Ops Division of Langley, VA
Frump frumpity frump.
Frump that frumpity frump thing.
It's WAY too frumpy.
by Graying Matron of Progressive Liberalism
Episcopal frump
Spoke its mind to Donald Trump.
Kiss transgendered rump.
by Fake "Bishop" of Fake "Church"
WTF Trudeau:
It was a bigger bully,
Canucks just took it.
by Until Now of Course
WTF 'murica
The bully likes distractions
The north won't comply
by Janis of From the Treaty Lands
Load it and cock it.
Then fire that deadly haiku:
Grandma has a Glock
by Haiku of Conversion to Fully Automatic
Just haiku, haiku.
Why not try a senryu?
Grandma has a clock.
by Nico, apparently
Do not worry, Ash.
The fake Right has leading role.
It's all stage-managed.
by Society of Spectacle
elon musk, sieg heil!
seems nothing's left as it was
all reich now, baby
by ash of more, and yet führer
Martin Luther King:
Sacred social justice cow.
Time for some grilled steak...
by Grandma Moses of G3 Podcast
Trump is now installed
Ready to do the bidding
Of the Pentagon.
by Bobo Notanyuhu of Islamabad NY
Thank God we're free from
A Student of Manchester.
Truly bad haiku.
by Forensic Research of Bad Haiku Dot Com
We ruv the sarsa.
Sarsa music so gu-rate.
Sarsa is the best!
by Sarsa Fans of Japan
How y'all doin, yo?
Fer reelz: we was ballin' hard.
I wuz like: "Oh snap!"
by Mush-mouth Wiggers of Global Ghetto
Nippon...aizuchi.
Arigato gozaimashita.
I am touched. Banzai!
by Emperor Hirohito of Beyond the Grave
Go japan, japan!
Go japan, japan, japan!
Go japan, japan!
by Japan Lover, Enthusiast of Japan
Reading wars, Trojan.
Patroclus could've stayed out.
Just let Helen die.
by Nico, apparently of how did Homer write a 700 page poem?
OK. Point taken.
Sorry if you lost your home.
It was Bad Haiku...
by Shamefully Convicted of After All
I hope your home burns.
Then you might know what it's like
Until then, shut up
by It's mostly just regular people losing everything
Pop culture can burn.
It is of no great concern.
Now let us adjourn.
by Judge and Jury of the New Outlook
Let Hollyweird burn.
Let those stars run for the sea.
Hell is on fire now!
by Kali Yuga of Kalifornia
Long live the struggle!
You order chicken fry rice?
For here? Or to go--
by Chinese Food Revolution of 1948
We must fight crass wall.
Ladicarize working crass!
Levorution NOW !
by East is Red of General Tso Chicken
hollywood bonfire
a prescient nom de plume
always a lit one
by ash
on rare occasion
i wonder if i'll grow up
but it doesn't last
by ash
inevitably
crass enshittification
is the new normal
by ash
Looking at Google,
Searching for some licenses.
I want firearms.
by Nico, apparently of I need a license for guns
That rooster's mom's mom...
Check the poultry family tree:
Cock has a grandma.
by Poetics of Poultry
it's been way too hot
and now it's fucking freezing
grandma has a cock
by ash
To you, the laurels.
Let the maidens sing chorals.
Improving morals.
by Classic Satyr of Morals-based Haiku
Haiku is true art...
Light wind stirs the autumn heart.
Crickets. Massive fart.
by Basho has a Touch of Gas
Writing bad haikus
Shouldn't be as fun as it
Is, yet here we are
by Dr. Robotnik of snooPING AS usual, I see?!
I will write and write.
And then, after that, I'll scrawl.
You'll be no less wise.
by Your Handler of Project MK-Ultra
Twenty twenty-five:
Zion versus Caliphate...
More of the same shit.
by Low Expectations of New Year
Haiku is haiku,
Humans are mammals, animals
Why can't you agree?
by Nico, apparently of When I say my favorite animal is a human, why is it weird?
new year's eve again
one more lap of the sun marked
arbitrarily
by ash of orbital perspective
What is this even?
A website for bad haikus?
Guess I'll fit right in
by Someone of Somewhere
I hope Darth is well,
Hiding out in Philippines.
I do wish him peace...
by Anonymous Poet
We are in the Taint.
Taint Christmas and taint New Year...
Let's just ride it out.
by Haiku Rider of the High Plains
Winter break is here,
Mariah Carey defrosts
Christmas is starting.
by Nico, apparently
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Time to let the spirit fall...
Hope you have a ball.
by Weird Old Guy of North Pole
Time to wrap presents,
Pasts, futures, everything else.
It's eternal NOW.
by Noticer of Time
The year is burning,
Totally consumed, to ash...
And that's how things were.
by Auld Lang Sine of Ashes
festivus shall we
air grievances one last time
before it all burns.
by moxie
the world is turning
and i can't really blame it
given how things are
by ash
Tantas latinas
Son menospreciadas.
Que gran lástima.
by Noticer of Latinas
