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Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 65 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
Exchange is nothing
on person's suitable place
similar for you.
Haiku # 76107 October 17, 2022 11:43 am ET
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me in Sake

Link exchange is nothing else however it is only placing the other person's weblog link on your page at suitable place and other person will also do similar for you.
Haiku # 76106 October 17, 2022 2:38 am ET
by Prohexal of Turkey
How dare you mention
With your unclean goyim snout,
statutes of David...
Haiku # 76104 October 13, 2022 11:30 am ET
by Tehillim of Nefilim
Boi oi oing, but
Beavis and butthead made their
Comeback nostalgia

Huh huh huh
Haiku # 76103 October 13, 2022 1:00 am ET
by Mox
Statue of David
When will it ejaculate?
As soon as I walk by
Haiku # 76102 October 10, 2022 12:55 pm ET
by Old Willow of Old Willow Senior Shitizens ( as in their pants)
Calling All Pigeons!
Poet Laureate Statue
It’s Darth Figpucker!
Haiku # 76101 October 9, 2022 2:47 am ET
by David B. Statue ( B is for Boner) (Boner starts with B) of Statue Erecting Zone
it was not long that
statues were admired folks
torn down for fashion

bonfire of the vain
Haiku # 76100 October 7, 2022 12:46 pm ET
by moxie
judy tenuda
the last accordian what
possessed me to say...

that :(. rest in peace
Haiku # 76099 October 7, 2022 12:45 pm ET
by mox
It's better to laugh
At this sick unfunny world;
Madness in sadness
Haiku # 76098 October 4, 2022 7:07 pm ET
by Clown of Tragicomedy
How can I pay you--
In opium or organs?
Can I pay in hope?
Haiku # 76097 October 4, 2022 7:03 pm ET
by Currencies of Fallen World
Dear Lord, please help me.
The melancholy descends
and I am alone.
Haiku # 76096 October 4, 2022 6:57 pm ET
by Wayfarer of Eternity
Violeta P:
It was her birthday today.
I just found out now.
Haiku # 76095 October 4, 2022 6:52 pm ET
by Why do Reds have the Best Music? of Unfair
Andean mummies:
I fell in love with one once...
was it the coca?
Haiku # 76094 October 4, 2022 6:48 pm ET
by Empty Grave at the Peak of https://youtu.be/cL2PGdyKXTw
Those Andean Mints
They really mess with my teeth
But come smell my breath
Haiku # 76093 October 4, 2022 6:40 pm ET
by Hal Itosis
Those Andean flutes
They really mess with my soul
Those harmonic tones...
Haiku # 76092 October 4, 2022 9:17 am ET
by Crying in my chicha of Ayacucho
Oprah sniffs dog balls
Terrorist friend Doctor Oz
Licks camel anus
Haiku # 76091 October 3, 2022 6:34 am ET
by Jerry Falwell Jr
The things I treasure
My prized dead skin collection
and all these poems
Haiku # 76090 October 3, 2022 3:16 am ET
by Collector of Skin
does anyone here invest in real estate?
Haiku # 76089 October 1, 2022 9:30 pm ET
by KraigPhala of China
Oprah Winfrey's "truth":
New Age deception-- old hat.
Seek the Lord and live.
Haiku # 76088 October 1, 2022 3:06 pm ET
by Billy Graham of Permanent Vacation
Bof, c'est vraiment dingue
Ce que vous venez de dire...
C'est trop. J'en ai marre.
Haiku # 76087 October 1, 2022 2:07 pm ET
by Jeanne Dark of Lumiere
mais n'oubliez pas
vive la difference ami
chacun à son goût
Haiku # 76086 October 1, 2022 9:57 am ET
by ash of école de français
Le probleme c'est moi:
Bad in age and bad in youth...
Please pardon my French.
Haiku # 76085 September 30, 2022 10:51 am ET
by Un Gentilhomme of Bonhomie
You know we bicker
Then forget what really matters
For fashion sakes
Haiku # 76084 September 30, 2022 9:43 am ET
by Moxie
A spam hiatus
and some gentle badinage:
haiku nostalgia
Haiku # 76083 September 29, 2022 10:49 am ET
by Janis of the city of good cheer
more than a feeling
closed my eyes and slipped away
to the good old days
Haiku # 76082 September 29, 2022 6:37 am ET
by ash of where did that half century go ?
Sib Hashian. Wow.
A magnificent drummer.
May he rest in peace.
Haiku # 76081 September 27, 2022 7:22 pm ET
by Boston of Late 70's
Fail. Become bitter.
Fail again. Become depressed.
Fail. Rinse. Fail. Repeat.
Haiku # 76080 September 27, 2022 6:25 pm ET
by That's LIIFFFFFFE! of Old Blue Eyes
We is extremist.
We haves a pet cat, two cars.
We am dangerous.
Haiku # 76079 September 25, 2022 12:08 pm ET
by Dangerous White Man of Suburbia
turning japanese
think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
Haiku # 76078 September 25, 2022 1:06 am ET
by ash of got the vapours
Ash and Figpucker
Sittin' in a tree. Kay-I
S-S-I-N-G
Haiku # 76077 September 22, 2022 7:55 am ET
by Global Love of Haiku
Burst my own bubble
And caused some haiku trouble
By posting double.
Haiku # 76076 September 22, 2022 7:40 am ET
by Hit hit button of TWICE TWICE
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
Haiku # 76075 September 22, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Diana of Great Beyond
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
Haiku # 76074 September 22, 2022 7:37 am ET
by Diana of Great Beyond
They is all fascist.
Waaah! I want my abortion.
I am my own mom.
Haiku # 76073 September 22, 2022 7:33 am ET
by Elizabeth Warren Report of Mutherhood
How to wipe your ass
It’s Nature’s paper towel
Wipe with an owl
( or Stevie Nick's scarf)
Haiku # 76072 September 20, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by Lindsey Buckingham of Undisclosed dressing room
The queen in a hearse
In the coffin with her purse
Reduced to mere verse
Haiku # 76071 September 20, 2022 11:17 am ET
by Recently fired Royal Asswiper of Buckingham Palace
bad segues to worse
there are few things more perverse
than these things per verse
Haiku # 76070 September 20, 2022 9:13 am ET
by ash
Well-armed Chinese hordes
Meet the woke U.S. army.
CUT! (commercial break)
Haiku # 76069 September 17, 2022 8:56 am ET
by Maybelline Mao of 155 mm Howitzer
sometimes it's righteous
to to reflect on what has been
and wish it hadn't
Haiku # 76068 September 17, 2022 5:57 am ET
by ash
when they are not here
i miss the people i love
immeasurably
Haiku # 76067 September 17, 2022 5:52 am ET
by ash
Organic grass-roots?
Actually AstroTurf . . .
All over the globe.
Haiku # 76066 September 16, 2022 4:40 pm ET
by Unaccounted Billions of Dollars
Hey, what's up you filth.
What's next on your agenda?
Reading some haiku?
Haiku # 76064 September 15, 2022 9:40 pm ET
by The Joy of Filth
Universally
NPCs are the problem.
Game-change is needed.
Haiku # 76063 September 15, 2022 7:14 pm ET
by Vibrant Coalition of Sweden
Universally
bad behaviour gets a whole
character set banned.
Haiku # 76062 September 15, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by Adam
Her wedding valence:
The electoral orbit...
Elect Ron Reagan!
Haiku # 76059 September 14, 2022 10:02 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Haiku Shadow Govt.
It's fascinating:
ongoing C.I.A. coup;
Dorothy K. killed.
Haiku # 76058 September 14, 2022 9:57 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Intl. Airport
Not the Grassy Knoll,
And no Lone Gunman Oswald...
The gutter drain-hole!
Haiku # 76057 September 14, 2022 9:40 am ET
by D. Kilgallen of Dollars, Taxes
Those responsible:
Nine-eleven commission...
The Warren Report.
Haiku # 76056 September 14, 2022 9:33 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Fukushima glow
Ultrasound result shows twins
Thirty Syllables!
Haiku # 76055 September 13, 2022 4:43 pm ET
by Congrats! of Old Willow Groinocology
at my very core
i've got a hadron for you
small and attractive
Haiku # 76054 September 12, 2022 9:31 pm ET
by ash of atomic love
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