Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

They is all fascist.
Waaah! I want my abortion.
I am my own mom.
Haiku # 76073, September 22, 2022 7:33 am ET
by Elizabeth Warren Report of Mutherhood
How to wipe your ass
It’s Nature’s paper towel
Wipe with an owl
( or Stevie Nick's scarf)
Haiku # 76072, September 20, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by Lindsey Buckingham of Undisclosed dressing room
The queen in a hearse
In the coffin with her purse
Reduced to mere verse
Haiku # 76071, September 20, 2022 11:17 am ET
by Recently fired Royal Asswiper of Buckingham Palace
bad segues to worse
there are few things more perverse
than these things per verse
Haiku # 76070, September 20, 2022 9:13 am ET
by ash
Well-armed Chinese hordes
Meet the woke U.S. army.
CUT! (commercial break)
Haiku # 76069, September 17, 2022 8:56 am ET
by Maybelline Mao of 155 mm Howitzer
sometimes it's righteous
to to reflect on what has been
and wish it hadn't
Haiku # 76068, September 17, 2022 5:57 am ET
by ash
when they are not here
i miss the people i love
Haiku # 76067, September 17, 2022 5:52 am ET
by ash
Organic grass-roots?
Actually AstroTurf . . .
All over the globe.
Haiku # 76066, September 16, 2022 4:40 pm ET
by Unaccounted Billions of Dollars
Hey, what's up you filth.
What's next on your agenda?
Reading some haiku?
Haiku # 76064, September 15, 2022 9:40 pm ET
by The Joy of Filth
NPCs are the problem.
Game-change is needed.
Haiku # 76063, September 15, 2022 7:14 pm ET
by Vibrant Coalition of Sweden
bad behaviour gets a whole
character set banned.
Haiku # 76062, September 15, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by Adam
Her wedding valence:
The electoral orbit...
Elect Ron Reagan!
Haiku # 76059, September 14, 2022 10:02 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Haiku Shadow Govt.
It's fascinating:
ongoing C.I.A. coup;
Dorothy K. killed.
Haiku # 76058, September 14, 2022 9:57 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Intl. Airport
Not the Grassy Knoll,
And no Lone Gunman Oswald...
The gutter drain-hole!
Haiku # 76057, September 14, 2022 9:40 am ET
by D. Kilgallen of Dollars, Taxes
Those responsible:
Nine-eleven commission...
The Warren Report.
Haiku # 76056, September 14, 2022 9:33 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Fukushima glow
Ultrasound result shows twins
Thirty Syllables!
Haiku # 76055, September 13, 2022 4:43 pm ET
by Congrats! of Old Willow Groinocology
at my very core
i've got a hadron for you
small and attractive
Haiku # 76054, September 12, 2022 9:31 pm ET
by ash of atomic love
You're so vain (so vain!)
They were clouds in my coffee
Yeah (yeah!) MOCKINGBIRD
Haiku # 76053, September 12, 2022 7:00 pm ET
by Operation Mockingbird of Langley VA
transports of delight
i'm a steamroller baby
roll all over you
Haiku # 76052, September 12, 2022 8:45 am ET
by ash of sweet baby james
Hear my train coming . . .
Lord the boxcars are empty--
But my heart is full.
Haiku # 76051, September 11, 2022 4:32 pm ET
by Jimi Hendrix Mother-in-Law
You can't fuck a train
What the heck is wrong with you?
This will not end well
Haiku # 76050, September 11, 2022 10:34 am ET
by KC Jones
When I hear the train
I picture us making love
Flattened on the tracks
Haiku # 76049, September 10, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by F.S.
She's irrelevant.
Her name was on many brands:
Ms. Elizabeth.
Haiku # 76046, September 9, 2022 10:24 pm ET
by Obsolete Monarchies of Divine Right/wrong
Net worth of the rich:
It's just an inverse ratio
Of their damnation.
Haiku # 76045, September 9, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by Apart From The Saving Work of Christ
All of you are HERE.
That makes me so very glad.
Like Cream: "I'm So Glad"
Haiku # 76044, September 9, 2022 9:08 pm ET
by Right Womb of Black Curtains
Feel sorry for him
His bone is frozen in stone
Talk about hot sex
Haiku # 76043, September 9, 2022 4:55 pm ET
by Michael McDonald
Minute by minute
The Pompeii Masturbator
He kept holding on
Haiku # 76042, September 9, 2022 3:48 pm ET
by Hold on loosely of Don’t let go
minet by minute
That poor broken old lady
She kept holding on
Haiku # 76040, September 9, 2022 12:03 pm ET
by Speaking of the Doobies
don't care what they say
charles is just alright with me
fire up the doobies
Haiku # 76039, September 9, 2022 10:44 am ET
by ash of talk to the foliage
majestic sunset
clouds roll over the empire
and it's reigning men
Haiku # 76038, September 9, 2022 10:35 am ET
by ash of the colonies
Some old British dame
Kicked the bucket (I am told).
She must have got old...
Haiku # 76037, September 9, 2022 7:02 am ET
by Obsolete Monarchy Appreciation Committee
King Chuck: full of it
Malthusian malarkey
Globalist buzz-words
Haiku # 76036, September 9, 2022 6:57 am ET
by Schlaus Kwab of Sustainability Inc.
Ninety years pregnant
Giving birth to this poem
Wait…it’s just a fart
Haiku # 76035, September 8, 2022 10:08 pm ET
by Stealth Cheesefarter
This place is so dead...
Like a sad necropolis
Devoid of poets.
Haiku # 76034, September 8, 2022 9:22 pm ET
by Haiku Reality Check of Cashed
Nancy Pelosi
Probably uses Esperio
For ill-gotten gains.
Haiku # 76032, September 7, 2022 6:39 am ET
by Or Some Similar Thing of Ukrainian Opportunities
Esperio is gay.
Esperio sucks donkey dicks.
God bless Esperio.
Haiku # 76030, September 5, 2022 5:10 pm ET
by MetaTrader5 of FOREX
Dear Guatemala:
We're sorry our C.I.A
Destroyed your nation.
Haiku # 76028, September 4, 2022 10:01 pm ET
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Working on my beard
To please all you feminists...
Behold my face. Praise.
Haiku # 76025, September 2, 2022 2:01 pm ET
by Well Groomed Haiku of Patriarchy
History birthed me:
A strong empowered white man.
Grandpa had a cock.
Haiku # 76024, September 2, 2022 1:43 pm ET
by Homage to Ash of Dust to Dust
i want grand dad's cock
put it deep inside of me
if im a good girl
Haiku # 76023, September 2, 2022 1:37 pm ET
by horny of lmao
Now: back to haiku!
Reduce life to syllables.
Grand-dad has a cock.
Haiku # 76022, September 2, 2022 1:32 pm ET
by Hen in the Fox House
Cyrillic spammers.
Endless useless verbiage.
Think I'll take a nap.
Haiku # 76021, September 2, 2022 1:26 pm ET
by Pushkin's Mother in Law
Hey, Paolo Freire:
You are so FULL of SHIT. Yes.
I'm talking to YOU.
Haiku # 76020, September 2, 2022 1:22 pm ET
by Pedagogy of the Damned
he is obnoxious/
Why the fuck does he do this?
Coping strategy
Haiku # 76019, September 2, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by Mostasezo (for eris) of Cope4Eris
Hey Michalowski:
Write a haiku or go home.
We kontrol your base.
Haiku # 76012, August 29, 2022 10:08 am ET
by Vladdie Putin of Kremlin
Cheap didgeridoo
Repurpose the cardboard tube
from paper towels
Haiku # 76010, August 28, 2022 10:43 pm ET
by Kangaroo Charmer of Down Under
Albertmek: EAT me.
Actually, on second thought,
Just check yourself in.
Haiku # 76009, August 28, 2022 7:28 pm ET
by Meds for Algorithms of Rehab
Cumbia profunda:
Hay que sentir y saber
la buena onda.
Haiku # 76008, August 28, 2022 7:26 pm ET
by CUMBIA of musica
Say it again
Haiku # 76006, August 28, 2022 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beasts are gonna beast.
Humans are gonna human.
Latins gonna lat.
Haiku # 76003, August 24, 2022 7:47 pm ET
by Jogger of Latinate Latitudes
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