Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 327 Days and 76098 Haiku later...

Feel sorry for him
His bone is frozen in stone
Talk about hot sex
Haiku # 76043, September 9, 2022 4:55 pm ET
by Michael McDonald
Minute by minute
The Pompeii Masturbator
He kept holding on
Haiku # 76042, September 9, 2022 3:48 pm ET
by Hold on loosely of Don’t let go
minet by minute
That poor broken old lady
She kept holding on
Haiku # 76040, September 9, 2022 12:03 pm ET
by Speaking of the Doobies
don't care what they say
charles is just alright with me
fire up the doobies
Haiku # 76039, September 9, 2022 10:44 am ET
by ash of talk to the foliage
majestic sunset
clouds roll over the empire
and it's reigning men
Haiku # 76038, September 9, 2022 10:35 am ET
by ash of the colonies
Some old British dame
Kicked the bucket (I am told).
She must have got old...
Haiku # 76037, September 9, 2022 7:02 am ET
by Obsolete Monarchy Appreciation Committee
King Chuck: full of it
Malthusian malarkey
Globalist buzz-words
Haiku # 76036, September 9, 2022 6:57 am ET
by Schlaus Kwab of Sustainability Inc.
Ninety years pregnant
Giving birth to this poem
Wait…it’s just a fart
Haiku # 76035, September 8, 2022 10:08 pm ET
by Stealth Cheesefarter
This place is so dead...
Like a sad necropolis
Devoid of poets.
Haiku # 76034, September 8, 2022 9:22 pm ET
by Haiku Reality Check of Cashed
Nancy Pelosi
Probably uses Esperio
For ill-gotten gains.
Haiku # 76032, September 7, 2022 6:39 am ET
by Or Some Similar Thing of Ukrainian Opportunities
Esperio is gay.
Esperio sucks donkey dicks.
God bless Esperio.
Haiku # 76030, September 5, 2022 5:10 pm ET
by MetaTrader5 of FOREX
Dear Guatemala:
We're sorry our C.I.A
Destroyed your nation.
Haiku # 76028, September 4, 2022 10:01 pm ET
by Allen Dulles of Bananas
Working on my beard
To please all you feminists...
Behold my face. Praise.
Haiku # 76025, September 2, 2022 2:01 pm ET
by Well Groomed Haiku of Patriarchy
History birthed me:
A strong empowered white man.
Grandpa had a cock.
Haiku # 76024, September 2, 2022 1:43 pm ET
by Homage to Ash of Dust to Dust
i want grand dad's cock
put it deep inside of me
if im a good girl
Haiku # 76023, September 2, 2022 1:37 pm ET
by horny of lmao
Now: back to haiku!
Reduce life to syllables.
Grand-dad has a cock.
Haiku # 76022, September 2, 2022 1:32 pm ET
by Hen in the Fox House
Cyrillic spammers.
Endless useless verbiage.
Think I'll take a nap.
Haiku # 76021, September 2, 2022 1:26 pm ET
by Pushkin's Mother in Law
Hey, Paolo Freire:
You are so FULL of SHIT. Yes.
I'm talking to YOU.
Haiku # 76020, September 2, 2022 1:22 pm ET
by Pedagogy of the Damned
he is obnoxious/
Why the fuck does he do this?
Coping strategy
Haiku # 76019, September 2, 2022 12:35 pm ET
by Mostasezo (for eris) of Cope4Eris
Hey Michalowski:
Write a haiku or go home.
We kontrol your base.
Haiku # 76012, August 29, 2022 10:08 am ET
by Vladdie Putin of Kremlin
Cheap didgeridoo
Repurpose the cardboard tube
from paper towels
Haiku # 76010, August 28, 2022 10:43 pm ET
by Kangaroo Charmer of Down Under
Albertmek: EAT me.
Actually, on second thought,
Just check yourself in.
Haiku # 76009, August 28, 2022 7:28 pm ET
by Meds for Algorithms of Rehab
Cumbia profunda:
Hay que sentir y saber
la buena onda.
Haiku # 76008, August 28, 2022 7:26 pm ET
by CUMBIA of musica
Say it again
Haiku # 76006, August 28, 2022 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beasts are gonna beast.
Humans are gonna human.
Latins gonna lat.
Haiku # 76003, August 24, 2022 7:47 pm ET
by Jogger of Latinate Latitudes
Submit or be damned
The center line broken the beast
Has spoken latin
Haiku # 76001, August 24, 2022 4:47 pm ET
by Vhs
job today: cold calls
sorry did i bother you?
give me fucking cash
Haiku # 76000, August 24, 2022 9:14 am ET
by Lunicingus of U mom Wallet
Man Ray, manta ray
Whatever. The art still stings.
Nineteen-thirties. Now.
Haiku # 75998, August 21, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Look Out For That Barbed Tail
Pillaging the zoo,
The primates are flinging poo.
Closest human's you.
Haiku # 75997, August 21, 2022 12:57 pm ET
by De Scent of Man, Origin of Species
a woke absurdist
proudly dada and mama
hermaphrodite ray
Haiku # 75996, August 21, 2022 8:48 am ET
by ash of it's surreally art
middle aged haiku
pushes mature gravitas
over the edgy
Haiku # 75995, August 21, 2022 8:35 am ET
by ash
Squat over the hole
Defecate wearing high heels
Am I overdressed?
Haiku # 75994, August 21, 2022 5:39 am ET
by Kaka Chanel of Follow your nose
Yes -- we are ready!
Primed and ready for the war...
Haiku civil war.
Haiku # 75993, August 20, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by Syllabic Secession from U.S.
Abraxas is great.
Inspired by Hermann Hesse.
A true gnostic work.
Haiku # 75992, August 20, 2022 5:34 pm ET
by You So Dumb You Don't Even Know What Gnostic Means of Carl Jung's Mother-in-law
Santana album.
The name of the song: TABOO.
(from seventy-one)
Haiku # 75991, August 20, 2022 5:26 pm ET
by Even though Carlos Himself is Full of Shit (spiritually)
Return to the corpse.
Have intimate relations
with the dead body.
Haiku # 75990, August 20, 2022 5:23 pm ET
by Body as Text of Book Without Organs
Cut out the organs.
Leave the organless corpse there;
The corpse of haiku.
Haiku # 75989, August 20, 2022 5:15 pm ET
by Necrophilia of Haiku Verse
Dearest Uncle Clem:
Could it be yore own pore self
Done gave me scabies?
Haiku # 75988, August 20, 2022 5:13 pm ET
by Suffering in the Hills of Billy Q.
You cursed losers.
You post haiku at this site.
What is wrong with you?
Haiku # 75987, August 20, 2022 5:09 pm ET
by What is Wrong with ME?
I will use a cheap
Tracfone to post haiku whilst
In a parking lot
Haiku # 75986, August 20, 2022 3:24 pm ET
by Rc cola
All over the West:
Dangerously confused kids.
All over. (The West)
Haiku # 75983, August 20, 2022 1:02 pm ET
by Screeching About something of iPhone
Squat over the hole.
Meditate on high ideals.
Then watch what comes out.
Haiku # 75982, August 19, 2022 10:38 pm ET
by Cloaca of Orient
Philippines restroom
Hold my beer, Fukushima!
Watch me shit this out
Haiku # 75981, August 19, 2022 9:06 pm ET
by Cheese Aisle of Darth’s colon
Japanese toilet.
Identify your asshole
on global camera.
Haiku # 75980, August 19, 2022 8:09 pm ET
by Taxonomies of Implosion
Modern art priesthood:
They interpret it for me.
Postmodern vomit.
Haiku # 75979, August 19, 2022 8:07 pm ET
by Cultural Cleansing of Revaluation of all Values
Restroom Attendant
A gentle robotic arm
assists with wiping
Haiku # 75978, August 19, 2022 8:06 pm ET
by Asshole of Century
Jackson P. mentioned:
pissing and also shitting.
Abstract expressions.
Haiku # 75977, August 19, 2022 7:57 pm ET
by Haiku Art Criticism of Uptown Toiletry
Jackson Pollock's piss
in Peggy G's fireplace:
urinary art.
Haiku # 75976, August 19, 2022 7:55 pm ET
by Abstract Expressions of Urination Guggenheim
How on earth does a
Anyone eat 73
Moon pies, 8 min?
Haiku # 75974, August 19, 2022 3:19 pm ET
by Rc cola
Art imitates farts
The Jackson Pollock splatter
Brown back-end batter
Haiku # 75972, August 19, 2022 12:34 pm ET
by If I knew you was coming of Id have baked a cake
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